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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On their way to see Browning, Pierce and Firearm decided to try and listen to music.

Pierce: *Turns on the radio*
Announcer: Coming soon to theaters, its the greatest movie ever created, Hairy Porter, And The Chamber Of Victoria's Secrets. Hairy Porter has to figure out how Victoria's Secrets becomes so successful. He then finds out that it's all bullshit, and he has to make the company go out of business. Go watch Hairy Porter, And The Chamber Of Victoria's Secrets now!
Pierce: No thank you.
Firearm: Equestria's cinema at it's finest.
Pierce: But I do wanna see Victoria's Secrets go out of business. *Stops* Really?

A traffic jam, jamu is blocking their path.

Pierce: If wewe think sinema are bad, look at that.
Frearm: How are we gonna get passed that?
Pierce: Oh, I think we'll find a way. *Floors it to the left, and is on another street. Then, he turns right at the inayofuata intersection* This is what happens in a city that has over a million ponies living in it. *Turns left, onto Washington Avenue, and parks his car* This is the place. He lives on the sekunde floor, and wewe gotta hit the button on the right side to ring his bell. *Gets out, and rings the bell*
Browning: *Opens the door* Pierce, get your punda inside. *Looks at Firearm* Who the fuck is this?
Pierce: It's cool. He's with me.
Browning: Alright, both of wewe get in here.

The two stallion's followed Browning up to the 2nd floor.

Browning: Pierce. I'd like to ask wewe something.
Pierce: Go ahead.
Browning: How the hell did the police find out what wewe were doing in San Franciscolt? No one was supposed to find out. *Walks into his room with the others* Now, they could gather up enough evidence to lock us up for twenty years.
Pierce: I had everything set up until some pregnant mare pushed me! It was an accident, but she ended up taking the bag full of marijuana.
Browning: wewe should have killed her.
Pierce: She was pregnant, and there were too many witnesses. If I killed her, I would have ended up in jail.
Browning: Yeah, well chances are, we'll end up in jail now, because she told the police about what wewe did. Our operations are fucked. Unless....
Pierce: Unless what?
Browning: wewe kill the police gppony, pony in charge.
Pierce: How am I gonna do that?
Browning: Simple. Plant a bomb in his car, and blow it up once he gets in. I got a picture of his car, right here. *Shows them a silver Pearla*
Firearm: And wewe are sure this will work?
Browning: Yeah.
Pierce: Can Firearm be a part of our gang?
Browning: That depends. *To Firearm* Are wewe good with planting bombs?
Firearm: I guess.
Browning: Close enough. Pierce needs all the help he can get.
Pierce: Right. Let's go Firearm. *Leaves the apartment*

Back on the streets, Pierce & Firearm returned to their car. Pierce made a U-turn to get to his destination quicker. On the radio, another gppony, pony was talking.

Commercial Pony: Manehattan, what's happened to you? wewe used to be a wonderful city. Now, you're a cesspool of murder, rape, and shitty entertainment. All because of Jack Kasse. We need a mayor that has zaidi common sense, and the gppony, pony willing to take Jack's position, is Alex Virgil. He's so intelligent, that he was able to graduate high school early, went to college, and knows everything there is to know, about being a good mayor. Vote for Alex Virgil as the new mayor, and let's get Manehattan back into it's nyasi, nyasi kavu day.
Jack Kasse: *Talks on the radio* New rule. No one is allowed to take over my position. If wewe want Alex Virgil to be the new mayor, you'll have to kill me, but that's going to be impossible, because I'm an over powered alicorn, that does nothing but make strict rules that are impossible to follow. Fuck wewe everypony! I'm gonna be mayor forever.
Firearm: I hate politics.
Pierce: I don't blame you. *Turns left* We'll take a right onto Myrtle Avenue, and that'll get us onto the road leading to the Manehattan Bridge. I believe the gppony, pony we have to kill is most likely somewhere around East Village.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The inayofuata morning.

Pierce: *Hears his phone ring, and majibu it* Hello?
Browning: Pierce, come over to my place, and tell Firearm to do the same.
Pierce: Okay. We'll be over there. *Hangs up*
Firearm: *Looking through newspaper*
Pierce: *Calls Firearm*
Firearm: *Answers phone* Yes?
Pierce: Browning wants us at his apartment. Head over there as fast as wewe can.
Firearm: Alright. *Walks out of his apartment, and into his Volcolt 75*
Pierce: *Parks his car in front of Browning's apartment, and hears several car horns on the road behind him*
Firearm: *Arrives at the apartment*
Pierce: *Rings the doorbell*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two dakika later, they arrive in East Village.

Pierce: *Sees the police gppony, pony in charge of the San Franciscolt Marijuana case* There he is. Walking from his car to the restaurant. *Opens the glove, glovu compartment which reveals a time bomb* Plant the bomb under his car, and I'll make sure no one sees you.
Firearm: Okay *Walks over to the cop's car, hiding the bomb*
Pierce: *Standing kwa Firearm, making sure no one sees him*
Firearm: *Plants the bomb*
Pierce: Alright, let's go. *Gets into the car* We're gonna have to get into a spot where no one can see us. Let's get into that parking garage. The second...
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