izfankirby Article: Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

While Firearm was stealing the Lambronyni, Pierce was distracting the cops.

Pierce: *Floors it on Canal Street, and passes several cars*
Police Ponies: *Following Pierce*
Firearm: *Starts the car and drives off*
Pierce: *Looks behind him* These cops are gonna have a hard time following me.
Firearm: *Drives to the docks*
Pierce: *Swerves into another lane*
Ponies: *Honk horns, and crash into each other*
Police Ponies: *Hit the brakes, but crash into the cars*
Firearm: *Makes it to the docks*

Two ponies in black trench coats wait for Firearm.

Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 1: Good work. Browning told us wewe would be here.
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: wewe get $40,000 for bringing the car here.
Firearm: Glad to have helped.

Suddenly, seven police ponies start firing at them from one of the cargo boats.

Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: Quick, get that car on the lift!
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 1: *Returns fire*
Firearm: *Takes cover and hides behind a crate, taking out a loaded pistol*
Police Ponies: *Shooting the crate, and makes it fall apart*
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: Get behind one of the containers! *Shoots a police officer*
Police gppony, pony 35: *Falls off the boat*
Firearm: *Runs to the container, firing at the police as he does*
Police gppony, pony 26: *Gets shot kwa Firearm*
Police Ponies: *Continue shooting at Firearm*
Trench kanzu, koti Ponies: *Shoot the cops*
Cops: *Dying*
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 1: I think we got 'em all.
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: wewe better get Lost before zaidi cops arrive. We'll get the car loaded onto the boat. *Gives Firearm $40,000*
Firearm: Thanks.
Pierce: *Pulls into the docks, and stops for Firearm to get in*
Firearm: *Gets in the car*

The song fades away as Pierce takes Firearm to Browning's apartment.

Pierce: So, I take it that things went well.
Firearm: Minus the police, yes. It went fine.
Pierce: What did they do?
Firearm: Fired at us.
Pierce: I hope they didn't do any damage to the car.
Firearm: Not at all. They were too focused on us.
Pierce: And how much did they give you?
Firearm: $40,000.
Pierce: Perfect. Enjoy it while it lasts.

A few dakika later, they made it to Browning's apartment.

Pierce: *Rings the kengele for Browning*
Firearm: *Waiting inayofuata to Pierce*
Browning: *Arrives* Come in wewe two.
Pierce: *Goes up to Browning's apartment*
Firearm: *Following the two stallions upstairs*
Browning: So, how did it go?
Firearm: It went well.
Browning: Good. I also heard Pierce killed three police ponies in a car crash inside the Holland Tunnel. *Gives Pierce $15,000* Good work.
Pierce: Thanks.
Firearm: So, is there any zaidi work we have to do today?
Browning: No, you're good. Go home.
Pierce: *Nods, and walks downstairs with Firearm*

2 B Continued

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Firearm got to Browning, he saw a red Foallari Parr, and a yellow Lambronyni Mercy.

Browning: *Standing between the two cars* What do wewe think about these?
Firearm: They look fine.
Browning: Take the Lambronyni. *Gets in the Foallari, and starts it* And bring it to the docks! *Drives*

Firearm wasted no time starting the Lambronyni, then he followed Browning out of the train yard. As they exit the train yard, two police cars are behind them.

Car chase song: link

Browning: Okay, those cars are just Crown Victorias. Let's hope they don't bring in any Pearlas, because those have zaidi horsepower....

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce and Firearm were waiting at the train station in Ponyville. They were to hand a suitcase of counterfeit money to a stallion named Arthur Grossman.

Pierce: *Sees a red diesel pulling three dark green coaches* This is it.
Firearm: *Watches the train stop at the platform*
Arthur: *Gets out of the train*
Pierce: Glad wewe could make it.
Firearm: Good day.
Arthur: It is if wewe give me the money.
Pierce: *Hands Arthur the money* Here wewe go.
Arthur: Alright, thanks.
Firearm: wewe are welcome.
Arthur: *Walks away*
Pierce: We better get going too.

Firearm lead Pierce back to his car. The two sat down, and...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

inayofuata morning, Pierce arrived at Browning's apartment.

Pierce: *Gets out of his car, and waits for Firearm to arrive*
Firearm: *Walks towards Pierce* Good morning.
Pierce: *Hoofbumps Firearm* Glad wewe could make it.
Firearm: Of course. *Walks to Browning's apartment with Pierce, and rings the bell*
Browning: *Comes down, and opens the door* Come in wewe two.
Pierce: *Goes in*

When they got upstairs

Browning: I made some pancakes today. Feel free to have as many as wewe want.
Firearm: I'm good. Thank you.
Browning: Oh well. zaidi for me, and Pierce. *Sits down with the others*
Pierce: *Takes two pancakes,...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce stopped in front of Firearm's house to pick him up.

Firearm: Morning. *Gets in*
Pierce: *Drives*
Pony On Radio: Come over to the Princess Motors dealership in Midtown. We have some classics from the 90's. A 1990 Camareo, a 1991 Suicide, and a 1991 Belleville. Get them, at the Princess Motors dealership in Midtown. The leader in car manufacturing.
Firearm: Guess we found the car we need.
Pierce: If we can get there in time. *Passes two cars* The traffic is getting thicker. *Turns right onto the Manehattan Bridge*

Two dakika later

Pierce: *Sees the dealership* Okay, we'll do this just like we...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 20

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two stallions made it to the airport in the stolen truck.

Pierce: *Runs with Firearm into the airport*
Pierce: *Walks to a mare in the airport* Where is the nearest flight to Manehattan?
Pony: Gate 7, departing in five minutes.
Pierce: Come on Firearm! *Runs to gate 7*
Pony: What about your tickets?
Firearm: *Shoots the mare, and runs onto the plane like nothing happened*

Both of them made it just in time.

Pilot: *Flying to Manehattan*
Pierce: *Looks at the money he got from the boat* I got $500,000. How much did wewe get?
Firearm: About the same.
Pierce: Outstanding.

Browning agreed when they returned...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce was happy to onyesha off his new car to Firearm.

Pierce: This is much better than the Wrestler I had.
Firearm: Can wewe drift?
Pierce: Watch me. *Drifts to the right on Myrtle avenue at 30 miles an hour*

They reached the airport in 4 minutes.

Pierce: *Stops car at parking lot, and gets out*
Firearm: *Follows Pierce to the airport* wewe know how much horsepower wewe got?
Pierce: Upgraded it to have over 500.
Firearm: Not bad for a car from '34.

They entered the airport.

Airport Pony: Can I help you?
Pierce: Me, and my friend have a ticket for a flight in San Franciscolt.
Airport Pony: Go ahead. Your flight...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A taxi dropped Pierce, and Firearm off at Browning's apartment.

Pierce: *Pays the taxi gppony, pony 5 dollars* Thanks for the ride. *Gets out*
Taxi Pony: No problem wewe two. Have a good day.
Firearm: wewe as well.
Pierce: *Rings the kengele to Browning's apartment*
Browning: *Opens the door* Come in.
Pierce: *Goes in, and walks upstairs*
Firearm: *Follows the two ponies*

Upstairs, Browning gave them each a glass of water.

Browning: Have wewe noticed how warm this city is getting lately?
Firearm: Yes, actually. It's starting to become unbearable.
Browning: You're right. I was taking a look at the sky, and then I saw...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce & Firearm delivered the Alton Sparkle to the docks.

Pierce: *Stops the car*
Firearm: So, where are the guys at? They should be here to take the car kwa now.
Trench kanzu, koti Ponies: *Arrive* Fantastic. *Gives Pierce, and Firearm $10,000*
Pierce: *Gets out* Take it away.
Trench kanzu, koti Ponies: *Drive the Sparkle to a shed*
Pierce: *Points at a taxi* Stop right there.
Taxi Pony: *Stops*
Pierce: *Gets in*
Firearm: Take the both of us to Washington Avenue.
Taxi Pony: *Drives to Washington Avenue*
Pierce: *Calling Browning on the cellphone*
Browning: Yeah?
Pierce: We delivered the Alton Sparkle to the docks....

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

inayofuata morning

Browning: *Calling Firearm*
Firearm: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Browning: I want you, and Pierce in Fillydelphia. My cousin received a death threat from some stranger, and needs you, and Pierce to protect him.
Firearm: Okay. I'll be there in an hour. *Hangs up, and goes to his car*

He picked up Pierce along the way.

Firearm: So Browning wants us to head to Fillydelphia and protect his cousin, since he got a death threat.
Pierce: From who?
Firearm: Not sure. He didn't say. All we know is that we need to be cautious of anyone and everyone.
Pierce: Let me call Browning to get zaidi info. *Grabs...