Movie: Alice in Wonderland
Year: 2010
Role: The Mad Hatter
1. The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head wewe have. I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, wewe know. Her head was so small.
2. Stayne - Knave of Hearts: We're looking for the girl called Alice.
The Mad Hatter: Speaking of the Queen, here's a little song we used to sing in her honor:
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up..."
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Wraps arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her you'll lose your heads.
The Mad Hatter: *Already Lost them.* All together now!
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Up above the world wewe fly, like a chai tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle..."
3. The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
4. The Mad Hatter: I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M.
5. The Mad Hatter: Have wewe any idea why a raven is like a uandishi desk?
6. The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Alice Kingsley: Sorry, what was that?
The Mad Hatter: What was what?
[continues walking]
The Mad Hatter: The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, wewe know
Alice Kingsley: I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind
The Mad Hatter: ...Mind?
[Hatter stops, puts Alice down on a log, and continues walking]
Alice Kingsley: Wait! wewe Cant leave me here!
The Mad Hatter: wewe don't slay? Do wewe have any idea what the Red Queen has done? wewe don't slay.
Alice Kingsley: I couldn't if i wanted to.
The Mad Hatter: You're not the same as wewe were before wewe were much more..."muchier" You've Lost your "muchness"
Alice Kingsley: My "muchness"?
The Mad Hatter: [Points to Alice's heart] In there.
7. Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if wewe believe it is.
8. The Mad Hatter: When that siku comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously.
9. The Mad Hatter: Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea.
10. The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.
Alice Kingsley: A hat?
The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go kwa horse au rail, but the absolute best way to travel is kwa hat. Have I made a rhyme?
11. Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.
12. The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small au too tall?
13. The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!
14. The Mad Hatter: Yes, yes-but wewe would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
15. The Mad Hatter: I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice.
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