1 wewe room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 wewe HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 wewe have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 wewe have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff wewe take it off
them.

6 wewe get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 wewe find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 wewe get exited when wewe see one his sinema is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 wewe go to the cinema to see his sinema even if
wewe don't know what it's about.

10 wewe compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your Marafiki and interests. au if wewe prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom wewe don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who kwa the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled kwa the hoax, spreading messages to their...