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zimmy: on the first siku of krisimasi my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the sekunde siku of krisimasi my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third siku of krisimasi my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth siku of krisimasi my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth siku of christmas,...

"HOW CAN wewe BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" alisema Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" alisema Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! alisema Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...

"Ok...just stop. What do wewe want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want wewe to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do wewe look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do wewe want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me chajio, chakula cha jioni kwa now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with wewe tonight? Maybe I can help wewe with the...things wewe keep hearing." said...

"Whatever it is its shiny..." alisema Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this aliyopewa to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." alisema the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...