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*Lia's prov*
As my moyo was raceing when I was trying to run to the wood there I saw him the guy who was in upendo with me that Brown hair blue eye boy. His name was Jordan to admit he was cute. When I broke up with him he grabed my arm and I was trying to excape
"Let go of me" alisema Lia "Not until were Bf and Gf again" alisema Jordan "I have a cell phone and If u dont let me go im calling the police!!!!!!!!" alisema Lia "If I let u go will u stay???" alisema Jordan "Im staying so I will wait for the police" alisema Lia. Jordan let go of Lia "Later sucker" alisema Lia running father away "Noooooooooooooooo" alisema Jordan
*Jordan's prov*
As tears began to run down my face crying for her to come back I was thinking I should kill myself
"In 30 sekunde im dead" alisema Jordan "Dont do it"said Lia "No wewe dont upendo me anyway" Lia began to think to herself "Go ahead do it" Ok your a good friend" alisema Jordan "Im a good friend with a good brain" alisema Lia. Just as he was about to shot himself a pig came and ran straight over him "Ohimgod Jordan" alisema Lia. She begain to start crying yelling for help there was blood all over him "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" alisema Lia screaming but there was no answer
*Lia's prov*
As tears started runing down my face I began thinking im gonna kill myself
Jordan began waking up and as he was doing it he read her mind "Lia no!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BOOM it was to late she already killed herself "Lia speek to me" alisema Jordan no response then suddleny this little girl came "Hey why are wewe crying?" asked the little girl "(sob) Wh..Who are you?" asked Jordan "Im her just im 5 years old" alisema Lia's youngerself then Jordan faints two dakika later "Hey do wewe want me to survive??" asked Lia's youngerself "Yes" alisema Jordan "Then take her to the hospital"said Lia's 5 yrs "Ummm mabie wewe didnt notice but were in the woods" alisema Jordan "Omg" alisema Lia's 5yrs old so she poof's up a hospital from two block's over "Wow your good" alisema Jordan "Take her in" alisema Lia's 5yrs old when they go in guess who they saw. They saw Dannie and Jared "What are wewe here?!?!?!" alisema Jordan and Jared "Im here with Dannie" alisema Jared "Well as wewe can see my Gf is bout to die," alisema Jordan "And I need help" he alisema finshing up his sentice "Thats why we are all here Jordan wewe need to take the bullets out of me Jared and Dannie wewe have to get the following things I need Threed, needles, siccors, cloth, and masking tape Lets songesha people" alisema Lia's 5yrs old "I have the stuff in my car"said Dannie "Im not working with him" alisema Jared and Jordan "Well wewe are now" alisema Lia's 5yrs old *15 dakika later* "And that should do it" alisema Lia's 5yrs old now in 30 sekunde wewe need to figure out a way to wake me up and I will have all of my memorie back" alisema Lia's 5yrs old "I got it" alisema Jordan he went and go kissed Lia on the lips and the 5yr old Lia disapered Lia woke up stareing into Jordans blue eyes "Lia?" asked Jordan "Jordan?" asked Lia "You remember me?" asked Jordan "I dont know" alisema Lia. Jordan got really sad that his Girlfriend didnt remember him and he left
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Chad: Sonny I need your help!
Sonny: Chad? What do wewe want?
Chad: I oddered 7 tickes so Mecanzie falls can come to this croose and they got me 12! I need u to have this 5!
Sonny: What's the cech?
Chad: There isn't one!
Sonny: Oh! Okay then thanks!

Sonny: Guys gusse what?
Tonny: The presadnt alisema I can have a new town and name it Tonny Land!
Sonny: aaaaaaaaaa no!
Tonny: Gang darnt!
Sora: They Eleked me as school presadnt?
Sonny: no!
Sonny: Were going on a crose!
All: What?
Sonny: Isn't great?
Tonny: That is amazing! Where is it?
Sonny: The tipden!
Tonny: Even better!
Sonny: Come on guys let's back!
Marshel: Back...
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Ben: Great were loseing! Ummmmmmmmm, *Turns to MindMasser*
Mindnesser: Mindmesser!!!!!!!!!! Owen!
Owen: AAAAAAAAAAAh
MinMesser: Be quit!
Owen: Yes sure!
Mindmesser: Now jump on your hot tube when chris comes!
Owen: Yes sure!
Mindmesser: Good! Time for *Turns to Xsala8*
Xsala8: Xsala8! *Runs super fast and makes hot tube nice!*
Ben: Good!
Chris: Time for the jugeing! *looks at the Bass*
Now thta's a hot tube! Now the Goffers!\
Owen: *Jumpes on it*
Goffers: Owen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cHRIS: oKAY IT LOOKS like the bass, besi win!!!!!!!!
Bass: *Chere*
Chris: so Goffers I'll see wewe to night!

Chris: Noah! Looks like there is only One zaidi marshmelow and it gose to.....
Chris: Heather!
Heather: Yay!
Chris: Owen, Go man!
Owen: Man!
Chris: Well, the reast of wewe looks like wewe two will be here for a nouther week! For now!
 Mindmasser!
Mindmasser!
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Keven: GWENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Charmcaster: Yes this power is mine!!!!!!
Keven: No it's not! *Jump in front of gwen*
Gwen: *Fall's* Keven no!!!!!!!!
Keven: I have to do. I have to save you!
Charmcaster: Well this is still good!
Gwen: No one, takes Keven's powers!! *Plast a pink ray out of her hands*
Charmcaster: *Fall's* No wewe did not!
Gwen: Oh i did! Keven get the novevode projector.
Keven: Got it!
Gwen: Say buy buy Charcaster!
Charmcaster: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goffers: 38 botters of pop on the wall. 38 potters of pop. If one of of the bottles fall, 38 bottles of pop on the wall!...
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Chris: It's time for the t...... Ummmmmmmm,Girls. Stop!Mike? Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike:Yeah!
Chris: bay atenchion!
Mike: Fine!
Chris: Good! If I call your name go stan over there! Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, Duncan, Ben, Courtney, Geoff, Ezekeol, Bridgette, Herold, Eva, Tylor, Issy, Sadie, and D.J. wewe guys are the Bass! Ummmmm, the reast of wewe are the Goffers!
Owen: Yeah! I'm a Goffer!
Sadie: But Katie's a Goffer I have to be a Goffer!
Courtney: Sadie is it? Come on come with me!
Sadie:Katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keven: Where do we go next?
Gwen: Right!
Charmcaster: Stop!
Gwen: Charmcaster?
Charcaster: Where are wewe 2 going?...
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Dark Star: wewe will will never get away Ben!
SitterMounkey: Sure I will! But wewe wont!
Dark Star: No I will.
SiterMonkey: Yeah, Yeah, tell it to my butt! *Poop webs* Haha!
*Pultole opens up and Ben and Dark nyota get suk in*
Both: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keven: Where's Ben?
Gwen: I don't know!
Keven: Let me track the Omietrix! Wow He's in Canda!
*Theam song*
Gwen: What Caanda? How? We're in Mexico! Even kwa Telapoltol he can't get that far.
Keven: Well he's there.
Gwen: That's stange! Wait, Where's Dark star!
Keven: I don't know!
Gwen: Look SpitereMonkey's Webs.
Keven: Sooooooooooooooo?...
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