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posted by MoreThanFangirl
Whoever comes to this club - "kyle broflovski" on fanpop - as a Kyle fan, hater au whatever, may have quickly noticed that the posts of several mashabiki (mostly obsessed fangirls) were written over a mwaka zamani . That means, only a few mashabiki - for example me (MoreThanFangirl), Obro and dragons0214 - are still regularly online on fanpop and/ au have been posting stuff about Kyle for the last few minutes, hours, days, weeks, months...
So Kyle doesn´t have mashabiki anymore? All those people who used to be so crazy about him - it would be mean if I named examples - and ilitumwa messages like "I upendo him" au something like that, don´t respond when I ask maswali in the "answers" feature, don´t pick in polls, don´t even have their accounts anymore??
Exactly.
Is that good au bad?
Good: No fans, no reason for being jealous of their sayings. wewe can post whatever wewe want, and no one majibu "stay away, b*tch, he is mine". AND wewe can easily be one of the most contributing fans.
Bad: Being almost alone is pretty annoying, just like now. Those jealousy-causing fangirls were the reason I came on fanpop. And also, wewe can´t win "dedicated" medali and stuff.
However.
Why did they disappear?
Easy question, easy answer: The mashabiki have changed. They fall in upendo with a real guy au they realize that they can never be together with a fictional character. So they are embarrassed of all the stuff they´ve posted. Some futa all of it, some have ilitumwa so much that they can´t futa it. So they feel ashamed and never go back on fanpop again.
I don´t want to say it would always be like that. But I think this is what has happened to most of them.
It may also happen to me later.
And I´m gonna be ashamed and will leave fanpop au whatever.

I don´t mind posting this.
Nobody reads it anyway.

- MoreThanFangirl
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if wewe were a boy." cartman alisema real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the mitaani, mtaa and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat inayofuata to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the kiti, kiti cha right behind the bus driver. It's like that kiti, kiti cha was reserved for me au something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do wewe know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are wewe serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told wewe this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: wewe mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in wewe for what wewe did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my vitabu in my...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Me: (reaches Craig's front door and I knock on it.)
Mrs. Tucker: (answers the door) Hello, are wewe a friend of Craig?
Me: Yes, I am. I've come to see him.
Mrs. Tucker: What is your name?
Me: Michelle.
Mrs. Tucker: Alright then. Craig, Michelle's here to see you!
Craig: I'll be there in a second, Mom! (comes downstairs with my football jersey and koti, jacket on and sees Michelle at my front door) Hey, Michelle!
Me: Hey, Craig!
Craig: What's up?
Me: Not much, I was just wondering if wewe wanted to go to the sinema today since we were unable to do so two days ago.
Craig: Sure....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
(Mysterion then has his eyes set directly at Michelle as she steps a little farther back..)
Craig: Holy shit...
Token: Is it just us..
Clyde: ..Or is Mysterion actually falling for Michelle?
Janay: Little of both..
Mysterion: *hugs Michelle longingly..*
Me: *hugs Mysterion back longingly as well as he has his hand touching my hair...*
Craig: Hey, this reminds me about when Mica and I hugged the last time...
Clyde: Well, at least that's the first time he has ever hugged her while in costume..
Token: wewe think?
Craig: Yeah, he hasn't done that before..
Clyde: Craig's...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Me: (is at nyumbani and inside my room, trying to get ideas what to type in for my upendo poem to onyesha to the class for inaonyesha them our talents, but I just put my hands in my face and I just sit down on my kitanda and I stare at the window for a while, but then I just turn away for a minute.)
Mysterion: (appears) Hello, Michelle.
Me: wewe startled me right there..
Mysterion: Sorry...
Me: It's okay. Anyway, is something wrong?
Mysterion: Well, it's about Stan.
Me: What'd he do?
Mysterion: At school yesterday, he tried to steal your moyo from me.
Me: Kenny, whatever happens,...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Stan: Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do wewe still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would wewe ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I upendo wewe dearly, Michelle.
Me: I upendo wewe too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, wewe know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
Stan: I can't believe Kenny aliiba Michelle's moyo from me!
Kyle: I know, dude.
Me: Hey, Stan...
Stan: Michelle! *hugs*
Me: Stan! *hugs Stan back*
Kyle: Hello, Michelle.
Me: Hello, Kyle.
Kyle: Can I tell wewe something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Stan's been calling wewe all week.
Me: Because...?
Kyle: So that he can let wewe know that he isn't over you, no matter how much Kenny loves wewe already.
Me: I'm sorry, Kyle... I've already moved on. He needs to songesha on too.
Kyle: OK. I'll tell Stan.
Stan: What did she say?
Kyle: She told me that she has moved on. wewe need to do the same, Stan....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the awali part...)
(Meanwhile, Kenny as Mysterion and I as the Angel of Darkness try to see why Cartman has come back to South Park..)
Me: I think we gotta handle this situation up.
Kenny: Yeah, I think you're right.
Me: Well, it's the best thing for us to do..
Kenny: Yep, I'm always wondering this: Why did Cartman ever come back to South Park?
Me: Maybe because he wanted us back as his friends..
Kenny: (nods) Yeah, you're right, Michelle..
Me: Yep..
(then the inayofuata siku at school, Stan walks to Mr. Garrison's classroom with a paper that reads: "Kenny and Michelle are dating?" in his...
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posted by Sam9876
(going back to the awali volume...)
(then at Hell's Pass Hospital..)
Dad: Why does Michelle get hurt in battles like these? (then staring down at me sadly but not knowing that I'm recovering much quicker than before...)
Mom: Victor, it's because of someone threatening her into doing so.
Me: (then escapes the hospital before I knew it.)
(then at my house..)
Me: That was close. (then the cuts and the blueness from my face disappear as Stan, Emmy, Janay, Kenny, and Kyle see me out of the hospital.)
Emmy: Michelle! You're out already?!
Me: Yep.
Emmy: Wow, Michelle... You're pretty damn lucky wewe got...
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(going back to the awali part..)
Me: (thinking: "I've gotten myself way over the edge now ever since Lea died. I'll never be any happier in my life again." then I just fall asleep for the night.)
(then the inayofuata siku at school, I have changed a lot.)
Stan: hujambo Michelle.
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: wewe look like wewe just turned into a goth. wewe sure you're doing OK?
Me: Yeah, I'm doing just fine.
Stan: Okay. See wewe in class.
Me: Yeah. See you.
(Stan kisses me on the cheek and we walk into class and we just go into our spots inayofuata to one another.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's take our seats..
Me: (then something...
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(going back to the awali part..)
Me (in my costume): (thinks: I knew what I had to do. It's my only chance to save the world once and for all. Mysterion and Kenny were right all along. The power and the fate of South Park is in my hands. I have known this for 10 years now and I still remember the first time I have received my immortality and my power. Whenever I had to fight someone, it always ends in me winning.) (then my shadow appears right before my enemy sees it.)
Unknown Enemy: It's no use, the Angel of Darkness. There's nothing wewe can do to save your town.
Me: Hmmph, there's only one...
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added by Eric_C
The title says it all.
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(going back to where we came from in the awali part...)
Janay: Wow, Michelle! wewe sure are a rockstar!
Me: Yeah, I played this game and I rock at it!
Stan: I agree. Your skills are badass, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Stan! wewe too Janay!
Stan and Janay: You're welcome.
Stan: Jinx!
Janay: Dammit! I owe wewe a soda now, Stan!
Kyle: Wow, I wouldn't agree zaidi with Janay and Stan.
Kenny: (unmuffled) I guess I'm up.
(then the song starts and Kenny and I rock it up with our skills, and Kenny tries to keep the pace going with his skills, but I juu the round off with my notes going unstoppable and unmissed as I...
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added by Kyle_B
Mr. Mackey obviously had a stick up his punda au something.
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(going back to where we left off..)
Stan: Wow. That was really the longest time we ever kissed in like days, Michelle!
Me: I know right, Stan!
Stan: Right!
(at Cartman's house, we arrive at the exact time.)
Cartman: Stan! Michelle! wewe guys both made it!
Me: Yeah, it would be tragic if I missed the guitar, gitaa Hero party.
Kyle: hujambo Michelle! hujambo Stan!
Me and Stan: Hi Kyle!
Kenny: (unmuffled) hujambo guys!
Me: Whoa, Kenny! You're not wearing your kofia on! What happened!?
Kenny: I grew tired of having my speech muffled and all that, so I decided to not wear my kofia on for the rest of my life.
Stan: Wow, Kenny......
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(going back to where the awali part left off...)
Mom: How's your day, Michelle?
Me: It was great, Mom!
Mom: Good. Good night darling. (kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Night Mom.
(my mom closes the door)
Me: I didn't know someone found out about my power until yesterday.
(the inayofuata siku at school, I see Kenny without his kofia on for the sekunde time)
Kenny: Did wewe defeat him, Michelle?
Me: Yes.
Stan: Nice job, Michelle!
Me: Thanks Stan.
Stan: (smiles warmly at Michelle)
Me: (smiles back warmly at Stan)
(then Stan comes near to kiss me, and I get near too and we just kiss with us both having our eyes closed.)...
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(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...
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(going back to the scene of the awali part)
Bebe: THIS. IS. SOUTH PARK!! If wewe say it's Sparta, I will kick your ass!
Cartman: I already beat your punda like twice, Bebe!
(meanwhile)
Stan and I: Hey, Kyle. Hey, Janay.
Kyle and Janay: hujambo Stan and Michelle.
(then we sit at our table)
Janay: Wow, you're so pretty in that dress, Michelle!
Me: Thanks. It's the color of my gloves.
Kyle: I agree. wewe do look pretty tonight, Michelle.
Me: Why thank wewe Kyle! wewe and Janay are so nice!
(Back to the argument)
Cartman: I can't believe wewe alisema wewe were gonna kick my ass, Bebe!
Bebe: I never alisema I was!
Cartman:...
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(at the hospital)
Carla: Michelle, why did wewe do it?!?
Me: wewe SON OF A BITCH, wewe F***ING PUNCHED ME EVERYWHERE AND I TOLD MY MOM THAT SHE MIGHT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF wewe DUMBASS!
Carla: Michelle, I'm f***ing sorry, OKAY?!?
Me: WELL SORRY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, MY MOM IS STILL CALLING THE F***ING COPS SO **** YOU!
Carla: I thought we were great friends, Michelle.
Me: It doesn't matter, Carla. I'm still kicking your punda like wewe kicked mine in the awali part.
Carla: (walks away)
Me: (removes my hospital kanzu, gown and puts on my usual school outfit and breaks out the hospital quickly, and I bike down...
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Pictures from DeviantArt, not from me. PS: wewe might want to turn your volume down ~~KylexCartmanFan~~
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