The Mummy's Kiss Ana and Ramsay About to Almost Kiss

So surfing through lovely YouTube, i was watching a much beloved episode of Ellen when i happened to look down at the comments.
The video was when Justin Bieber Graduated (Was bored OK?) and someone happened to maoni "JB sucks, he is so Gay" and another ilitumwa "Yea, I hate him he is Gay with those earrings in his ear"
I got so irritated, Earrings are not just for girls! And just because a boy wears them, does not mean he is gay. And even if the kid WAS gay, doesnt mean he sucks just because he is Gay. I wanted to just find whoever wrote that and bash them with a smart stick. And then there...

"Good afternoon. Can wewe all hear me?

I wrote this speech, this address, myself, I've spent 48 hours trying to find the perfect thing to say. My address to wewe today is called "The Prime Rib of America."

'I do, solemnly swear, au affirm, that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign and domestic, and I will kubeba true faith and allegiance to do the same, and I will obey the orders of the president of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the uniform code of military justice, so help me...