(This songs are always so fun to make! ^__^)
(Instrumental)
No matter what wewe do
wewe can never escape
Engraved on your arm
Is a deep black scrape
No matter what wewe do
No matter where wewe go
It always seems
That's when your blood starts to flow
wewe can feel the pressure
It's the end of your life
And I won't even give wewe a chance
To say good-bye to your wife
You'll be trapped in despair for all eternity
And do wewe really think I'll onyesha any mercy?
For we live in a dimension that is truly awful
Underestimate me and you'll be sent to the hospital
No matter the skill and no matter how brave
Like it au not, your going to your grave
There's a 100% chance wewe won't be saved
Now watch as your soul starts to fade
And no matter how much the hope may be bright
Just keep in mind, I took away your sight
One siku at my place
And you'll die of fright
So sit back, relax
Enjoy our onyesha tonight
Let's have some fun
We'll have a bite....
(Begin chorus 2)
Let's be honest here
wewe won't have an ear
kwa the time I'm done
Watching wewe shiver
Your moyo turned cold
Your skin starts to mold
And suddenly wewe feel very old
Your body is rotting
And it's thanks to my plotting
That I'll have an awesome dinner
kwa the time I'm done chopping......
You.
(Instrumental)
No matter what wewe do
wewe can never escape
Engraved on your arm
Is a deep black scrape
No matter what wewe do
No matter where wewe go
It always seems
That's when your blood starts to flow
wewe can feel the pressure
It's the end of your life
And I won't even give wewe a chance
To say good-bye to your wife
You'll be trapped in despair for all eternity
And do wewe really think I'll onyesha any mercy?
For we live in a dimension that is truly awful
Underestimate me and you'll be sent to the hospital
No matter the skill and no matter how brave
Like it au not, your going to your grave
There's a 100% chance wewe won't be saved
Now watch as your soul starts to fade
And no matter how much the hope may be bright
Just keep in mind, I took away your sight
One siku at my place
And you'll die of fright
So sit back, relax
Enjoy our onyesha tonight
Let's have some fun
We'll have a bite....
(Begin chorus 2)
Let's be honest here
wewe won't have an ear
kwa the time I'm done
Watching wewe shiver
Your moyo turned cold
Your skin starts to mold
And suddenly wewe feel very old
Your body is rotting
And it's thanks to my plotting
That I'll have an awesome dinner
kwa the time I'm done chopping......
You.
On planet Mars
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IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!
"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty
New one's lookin' baridi than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when wewe compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed
New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top
New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got zaidi power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, wewe think you're so cool
But in reality, all wewe ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the juu of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mole KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
mole Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 sekunde your punda will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put wewe to the test
Cause I'm
mole KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your Bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit wewe so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat wewe in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
mole Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 sekunde your punda will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put wewe to the test
Cause I'm
mole KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your Bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit wewe so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat wewe in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)