Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, sandwichi OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though wewe were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, sandwichi yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with karanga siagi and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the karanga siagi sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow karanga siagi au jelly sandwich, sandwichi into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of karanga siagi lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical karanga siagi and jelly sandwich, sandwichi and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, sandwichi out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, sandwichi anyway
3. Realize that wewe were the instrument kwa which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, sandwichi after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol au Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, sandwichi “brother”
3. Place karanga siagi slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread karanga siagi on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of karanga siagi and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim wewe coerced them into making the sandwich, sandwichi for wewe all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make wewe another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as wewe start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply karanga butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, karanga butter
Darlton
1. Make a karanga siagi and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say wewe had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, sandwichi OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though wewe were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, sandwichi yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with karanga siagi and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the karanga siagi sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow karanga siagi au jelly sandwich, sandwichi into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of karanga siagi lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical karanga siagi and jelly sandwich, sandwichi and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, sandwichi out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, sandwichi anyway
3. Realize that wewe were the instrument kwa which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, sandwichi after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol au Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, sandwichi “brother”
3. Place karanga siagi slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread karanga siagi on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of karanga siagi and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim wewe coerced them into making the sandwich, sandwichi for wewe all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make wewe another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as wewe start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply karanga butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, karanga butter
Darlton
1. Make a karanga siagi and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say wewe had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
