There's only one explenation. When God was making Louis, he was dumping all of the factors into a jar. For example, funny, smart, and nice. But when he was pouring in "sexy," his arm had a spazz attack and the whole bucket fell in. And that is how Louis became the sexxy beast that he is today.
this our punishment for our sins.... having this and the rest of the lads on this earth while only five girls can have them and the rest can't.... and im not even sure five girls can have them ohwell at least we can look(: