Madonna

from The Sun:

Madonna is moving back to London after rekindling her upendo for Britain.

It’s less than a mwaka since her Madgesty stuffed her leotards and conical bras in a bag and returned to New York while in a strop about her marriage to Guy Ritchie going pear-shaped.

But she has rediscovered her passion for all things British while preparing to direct her new film W.E. all about the 1930s tale of Edward VIII abdicating the kiti cha enzi to marry his forbidden lover, American divorcee Wallis Simpson.

And that means Madge is on her way to take her kiti cha enzi in Marylebone for a six-month spell this summer....