Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like buibui monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An ikoni from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. wewe can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear kengele bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So inayofuata time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking inayofuata to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
wewe might get boogie-oogied out of it kwa a 1200 lb fish.