[definition of marriage]
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
[definition of lecture]
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
[definition of conference]
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied kwa the
number present
[definition of compromise]
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
[definition of TEARS]
TEARS:
The hydraulic force kwa which
masculine will power is
defeated kwa feminine water-power!
[definition of dictionary]
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
[definition of conference room]
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
[definition of ecstasy]
ECSTASY:
A feeling when wewe feel
wewe are going to feel
a feeling
wewe have never felt before
[definition of classic]
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
[definition of smile]
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
[definition of office]
OFFICE:
A place
where wewe can relax
after your strenuous
nyumbani life
[definition of yawn]
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
[definition of etc]
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that wewe know
zaidi than
wewe actually do
[definition of committee]
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
[definition of experience]
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
[definition of atom bomb]
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
[definition of philosopher]
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
[definition of diplomat]
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that wewe actually look forward
to the trip
[definition of opportunist]
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
[definition of optimist]
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
[definition of pessimist]
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
[definition of miser]
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
[definition of father]
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
[definition of criminal]
CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
[definition of boss]
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when wewe are late
and late
when wewe are early
[definition of politician]
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
[definition of doctor]
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
kwa pills,
and kills you
kwa his bills!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
[definition of lecture]
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
[definition of conference]
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied kwa the
number present
[definition of compromise]
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
[definition of TEARS]
TEARS:
The hydraulic force kwa which
masculine will power is
defeated kwa feminine water-power!
[definition of dictionary]
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
[definition of conference room]
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
[definition of ecstasy]
ECSTASY:
A feeling when wewe feel
wewe are going to feel
a feeling
wewe have never felt before
[definition of classic]
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
[definition of smile]
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
[definition of office]
OFFICE:
A place
where wewe can relax
after your strenuous
nyumbani life
[definition of yawn]
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
[definition of etc]
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that wewe know
zaidi than
wewe actually do
[definition of committee]
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
[definition of experience]
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
[definition of atom bomb]
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
[definition of philosopher]
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
[definition of diplomat]
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that wewe actually look forward
to the trip
[definition of opportunist]
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
[definition of optimist]
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
[definition of pessimist]
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
[definition of miser]
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
[definition of father]
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
[definition of criminal]
CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
[definition of boss]
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when wewe are late
and late
when wewe are early
[definition of politician]
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
[definition of doctor]
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
kwa pills,
and kills you
kwa his bills!
