Twilight Cast

so here are some great bitchy nukuu :D

~If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~

~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~

~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what wewe can't have~

~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~

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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless wewe use magic marker then you're fucked~

~Do wewe believe in upendo at first site? au should I walk kwa again~

ˇ~They say true upendo hides behind...