Episode 2
*San Francisco, California, 9:00 pm*
Nick: *Sleeping*
Nudge: *Looking at the bay*
Felecia: *Sees Nudge* Hello Nudge.
Nudge: Oh, hello Felecia.
Felecia: It’s so beautiful tonight....the moon is reflecting the shining bay...
Nudge: I have never seen San Francisco before...I lived my whole life in a dog crate...
Felecia: I used to be in an orphanage with Nick, but then I was adopted into a family that lived on a plantation.
Nudge: Plantation? What’s that?
Felecia: Well...it’s a large piece of land where they grow things...it’s kind of like a farm...except the owner is very rich...
Nudge: Wow...that sounds really good...
Felecia: *Nods* My father’s name was Robert...
Nudge: Felecia...what’s your full name?
Felecia: Felecia S. Lee.
Nudge: Who was your father?
Felecia: Robert E. Lee.
Nudge: He must have been really powerful and kind!
Felecia: Yup.
*Bermuda Triangle*
Cactas Jr: *Absorbing electricity*
Vangel: *Bows* Cactas Jr...
Cactas Jr: Yes, Vangel?
Vangel: We have found two zaidi of the mutants, my liege.
Cactas Jr: Oh?
Vangel: Lantas, come in with the prisoners!
Lantas: *Walks in with Fang and Iggy, both chained up*
Cactas Jr: Excellent! Bravo!
Fang: *Struggling* Let me go wewe buffon!
Vangel: *Shocks Fang* I wouldn’t be so rude to Cactas Jr if I were you.
Fang: Then what would wewe do?
Vangel: *Shocks Fang again* Keep quiet!
Fang: *Passes out*
Iggy: What did wewe do to Fang????
Cactas Jr: Vangel, prepare the Psychic Patch!
Iggy: Psychic Patch?
Vangel: *Puts a purple patch on Fang*
Fang: *Under the patches control* Max and Gazzy are captured kwa Nightmare Inc and Nudge is with Nick and his crew!
Cactas Jr: Send all warships to the Nightmare Inc fleet!
Vangel: And what about Nudge?
Cactas Jr: *Turns into his Clawfly form* I shall find her personally! *Flies off*
*South Pole*
Grey: *Sharpening claws* Time to find Nudge!
*San Francisco*
Nick: *In the Iron mbwa mwitu 2.0 Suit*
Emilia: Nick, try your rocket thrusters.
Nick: *Uses rocket thrusters and flies into the air* This is amazing! wewe did a really good job!
Emilia: *Smiles* Thanks.
*Golden Gate Park*
Nudge: *Walking and talking with Felecia*
Grey: *Glides in and slashes Felecia*
Felecia: GAH! *Uses communications to call for Nick*
Nick: *Flies to Golden Gate Park*
Grey: *Grabs Nudge kwa the cheeks* I caught you.
Nick: *Fires missiles at Grey*
Grey: *Is hit all across the back* AH! *Drops Nudge and flies at Nick*
Nick: *Fires soundwaves at Grey*
Grey: *Slashes Nick with kubeba Claws*
Nick: *Pulls out Rocket Hammer and bashes Grey*
Grey: *Is thrown at a building*
Felecia: *Running away with Nudge*
Grey: *Gets up and fires at Nick*
Nick: *Falls out of the sky but lands in the ocean*
Grey: I win!
Nick: *Jumps out of the water and smacks Grey with rocket hammer*
Grey: *Is knocked into a tree*
Nick: *Fires 100 rounds at Grey with gatling gun*
Grey: *Jumps at Nick and rips off his gatling gun*
Nick: *Falls down to the ground*
Nudge: Nick!
Grey: *Slashes Nick’s Iron mbwa mwitu armor mask*
Nick: *Grabs Greys kubeba Claw and hits it on a pole, breaking Greys left kubeba Claws*
Grey: *Screams in pain and punches Nick in the chestpiece*
Nick: *Flies backwards*
Cactas Jr: *Flies in and throws bombs at Grey* Eat this fools!
Grey: *Slashes them* New Enemy: Cactas Jr! *Fires at Cactas Jr*
Cactas Jr: *Slashes Grey and bites his arm*
Grey: *Screams and rips off one of Cactas Jrs spines*
Nick: *Fires Magma Grenades at Grey and Cactas Jr*
Grey: *Jumps from them*
Cactas Jr: *Jumps on Nick starts to tear his Iron mbwa mwitu suit to bits*
Nick: *Throws himself and Cactas Jr onto the ground*
Cactas Jr: *Gets up with a mouth full of concrete*
Nick: *Pulls out Rocket Hammer and smashes Cactas Jr*
Grey: *Slashes Nick on the back*
Nick: *Also whacks Grey with the hammer*
Cactas Jr: *Pulls out spear and tries to jab Nick*
Nick: *Grabs Spear from Cactas Jr and stabs him with it*
Cactas Jr: *Life systems start to fail* Drat! I must be going! *Flies away*
Nick: *Sees that Grey is missing*
Felecia: *Looks around* It seems that Grey has disappeared.
Nick: Yeah...*Falls down*
Nudge: Nick! *Flies to Nick and catches him*
Nick: *Asleep*
Felecia: Aw...Nick is so cute when he is asleep...
*Bermuda Triangle*
Vangel: *Treating Cactas Jrs wounds*
Cactas Jr: I failed to retrieve Nudge...
Vangel: But we do have some good news.
Cactas Jr: Oh?
Lantas and Gillag: *Both walk in, Lantas carrying Max, and Gillag carrying Gazzy*
Cactas Jr: Huzzah!
Max: *Struggling* Let me go!
Lantas: No.
Max: *Looks at Cactas Jr* Where is Angel???!!
Cactas Jr: Somewhere, somewhere...
Gazzy: *Breaks free*
Gillag: Get down on your feet! *Shocks Gazzy*
Gazzy: *Falls to the ground*
Gillag: *Laughing*
Max: WHERE IS ANGEL??
Cactas Jr: She is being put in a dress.
Max: Dress? For what?
Cactas Jr: Our wedding! Duh!
Max: Wedding??? She’s not even 7 yet!
Cactas Jr: Technically I’m 13.
Max: Thats still 7 years older than her!
Cactas Jr: So?
Gazzy: Cactas is a pedo!
Cactas Jr: Cactas is my father.
Gazzy: Oh.
(the end)
*San Francisco, California, 9:00 pm*
Nick: *Sleeping*
Nudge: *Looking at the bay*
Felecia: *Sees Nudge* Hello Nudge.
Nudge: Oh, hello Felecia.
Felecia: It’s so beautiful tonight....the moon is reflecting the shining bay...
Nudge: I have never seen San Francisco before...I lived my whole life in a dog crate...
Felecia: I used to be in an orphanage with Nick, but then I was adopted into a family that lived on a plantation.
Nudge: Plantation? What’s that?
Felecia: Well...it’s a large piece of land where they grow things...it’s kind of like a farm...except the owner is very rich...
Nudge: Wow...that sounds really good...
Felecia: *Nods* My father’s name was Robert...
Nudge: Felecia...what’s your full name?
Felecia: Felecia S. Lee.
Nudge: Who was your father?
Felecia: Robert E. Lee.
Nudge: He must have been really powerful and kind!
Felecia: Yup.
*Bermuda Triangle*
Cactas Jr: *Absorbing electricity*
Vangel: *Bows* Cactas Jr...
Cactas Jr: Yes, Vangel?
Vangel: We have found two zaidi of the mutants, my liege.
Cactas Jr: Oh?
Vangel: Lantas, come in with the prisoners!
Lantas: *Walks in with Fang and Iggy, both chained up*
Cactas Jr: Excellent! Bravo!
Fang: *Struggling* Let me go wewe buffon!
Vangel: *Shocks Fang* I wouldn’t be so rude to Cactas Jr if I were you.
Fang: Then what would wewe do?
Vangel: *Shocks Fang again* Keep quiet!
Fang: *Passes out*
Iggy: What did wewe do to Fang????
Cactas Jr: Vangel, prepare the Psychic Patch!
Iggy: Psychic Patch?
Vangel: *Puts a purple patch on Fang*
Fang: *Under the patches control* Max and Gazzy are captured kwa Nightmare Inc and Nudge is with Nick and his crew!
Cactas Jr: Send all warships to the Nightmare Inc fleet!
Vangel: And what about Nudge?
Cactas Jr: *Turns into his Clawfly form* I shall find her personally! *Flies off*
*South Pole*
Grey: *Sharpening claws* Time to find Nudge!
*San Francisco*
Nick: *In the Iron mbwa mwitu 2.0 Suit*
Emilia: Nick, try your rocket thrusters.
Nick: *Uses rocket thrusters and flies into the air* This is amazing! wewe did a really good job!
Emilia: *Smiles* Thanks.
*Golden Gate Park*
Nudge: *Walking and talking with Felecia*
Grey: *Glides in and slashes Felecia*
Felecia: GAH! *Uses communications to call for Nick*
Nick: *Flies to Golden Gate Park*
Grey: *Grabs Nudge kwa the cheeks* I caught you.
Nick: *Fires missiles at Grey*
Grey: *Is hit all across the back* AH! *Drops Nudge and flies at Nick*
Nick: *Fires soundwaves at Grey*
Grey: *Slashes Nick with kubeba Claws*
Nick: *Pulls out Rocket Hammer and bashes Grey*
Grey: *Is thrown at a building*
Felecia: *Running away with Nudge*
Grey: *Gets up and fires at Nick*
Nick: *Falls out of the sky but lands in the ocean*
Grey: I win!
Nick: *Jumps out of the water and smacks Grey with rocket hammer*
Grey: *Is knocked into a tree*
Nick: *Fires 100 rounds at Grey with gatling gun*
Grey: *Jumps at Nick and rips off his gatling gun*
Nick: *Falls down to the ground*
Nudge: Nick!
Grey: *Slashes Nick’s Iron mbwa mwitu armor mask*
Nick: *Grabs Greys kubeba Claw and hits it on a pole, breaking Greys left kubeba Claws*
Grey: *Screams in pain and punches Nick in the chestpiece*
Nick: *Flies backwards*
Cactas Jr: *Flies in and throws bombs at Grey* Eat this fools!
Grey: *Slashes them* New Enemy: Cactas Jr! *Fires at Cactas Jr*
Cactas Jr: *Slashes Grey and bites his arm*
Grey: *Screams and rips off one of Cactas Jrs spines*
Nick: *Fires Magma Grenades at Grey and Cactas Jr*
Grey: *Jumps from them*
Cactas Jr: *Jumps on Nick starts to tear his Iron mbwa mwitu suit to bits*
Nick: *Throws himself and Cactas Jr onto the ground*
Cactas Jr: *Gets up with a mouth full of concrete*
Nick: *Pulls out Rocket Hammer and smashes Cactas Jr*
Grey: *Slashes Nick on the back*
Nick: *Also whacks Grey with the hammer*
Cactas Jr: *Pulls out spear and tries to jab Nick*
Nick: *Grabs Spear from Cactas Jr and stabs him with it*
Cactas Jr: *Life systems start to fail* Drat! I must be going! *Flies away*
Nick: *Sees that Grey is missing*
Felecia: *Looks around* It seems that Grey has disappeared.
Nick: Yeah...*Falls down*
Nudge: Nick! *Flies to Nick and catches him*
Nick: *Asleep*
Felecia: Aw...Nick is so cute when he is asleep...
*Bermuda Triangle*
Vangel: *Treating Cactas Jrs wounds*
Cactas Jr: I failed to retrieve Nudge...
Vangel: But we do have some good news.
Cactas Jr: Oh?
Lantas and Gillag: *Both walk in, Lantas carrying Max, and Gillag carrying Gazzy*
Cactas Jr: Huzzah!
Max: *Struggling* Let me go!
Lantas: No.
Max: *Looks at Cactas Jr* Where is Angel???!!
Cactas Jr: Somewhere, somewhere...
Gazzy: *Breaks free*
Gillag: Get down on your feet! *Shocks Gazzy*
Gazzy: *Falls to the ground*
Gillag: *Laughing*
Max: WHERE IS ANGEL??
Cactas Jr: She is being put in a dress.
Max: Dress? For what?
Cactas Jr: Our wedding! Duh!
Max: Wedding??? She’s not even 7 yet!
Cactas Jr: Technically I’m 13.
Max: Thats still 7 years older than her!
Cactas Jr: So?
Gazzy: Cactas is a pedo!
Cactas Jr: Cactas is my father.
Gazzy: Oh.
(the end)
"Fnick?"
"Yeah, that'll be the day, when max makes a cake."
"Quit what? Breathing?"
"Bombs are good. I upendo bombs."
"But they were in a chopper. They're way gone. They could be anywhere. Like, china au something."
"'THIS SUCKS!' 'Oh, did that just occur to you?'"
"Three guys against one girl. That seems about even."
"Okay, keep track of the yellow wire. Very important. Do not confuse it with the red one."
"Do wewe have x-ray vision?"
"Ke-ke-ke-ke"
"Unusual like what? Sugar-free soda that actually tastes good?"
"No. And you're not dead either. How bout just a hello?"
"Was it... Was it after the oil slick hummer crash?"
"I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off."
"It's almost like wewe don't want to go back to school."
Again, only a small percentage, mostly from book one but I'll get to the others later. upendo wewe 😗
"Yeah, that'll be the day, when max makes a cake."
"Quit what? Breathing?"
"Bombs are good. I upendo bombs."
"But they were in a chopper. They're way gone. They could be anywhere. Like, china au something."
"'THIS SUCKS!' 'Oh, did that just occur to you?'"
"Three guys against one girl. That seems about even."
"Okay, keep track of the yellow wire. Very important. Do not confuse it with the red one."
"Do wewe have x-ray vision?"
"Ke-ke-ke-ke"
"Unusual like what? Sugar-free soda that actually tastes good?"
"No. And you're not dead either. How bout just a hello?"
"Was it... Was it after the oil slick hummer crash?"
"I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off."
"It's almost like wewe don't want to go back to school."
Again, only a small percentage, mostly from book one but I'll get to the others later. upendo wewe 😗
