Knights tease Merlin

Now for what wewe were all waiting for...*drumroll*...
Here is the Merlin Spot's first FOTM with the lovely Naima! @Lovreangel was kind enough to let me do this interview so without further ado, let's begin. (The maswali are bolded, Naima's majibu are in regular, and my maoni are in italics)

Firstly, introduce yourself to all the Merlin mashabiki who don't know you!
hi there! well im sophia , im in medschool and i live in paris ! thats quite usefull cause i can easily see the merlin cast shooting when they are in france !<3
i upendo laughing , its the best remedy lol
Aw, lucky you! I wish I could...

Arthur was standing on the highest parapet, overlooking Albion. He had brought magic back, and united all the lands of Albion in his time, but he was old now. Not as old as his father had been when he died, but old enough that his reflexes are slowing, slightly, old enough that he feels each injury taking slightly longer to heal than the last.

He is alone now too. Gwen had died years before, but she had been the only woman he ever truly loved, and however many times his Court told him he must produce an heir, he couldn’t bring it upon himself to marry another woman. To betray her memory like...

“Hurry up Merlin, walk faster” Arthur alisema with not much enthusiasm.
“Well I’m sorry” alisema Merlin “I can’t help being so slow while I’m holding both of our stuff”
Arthur rolled his eyes. They were out hunting in the forest.
“Did wewe hear that?” exclaimed Merlin.
“Yes, it was a deer and wewe scared it away…”
“Sorry” Merlin whispered.
They kept on walking when they saw a sekunde deer, this one bigger than the last.
“Shh” Arthur alisema to Merlin while getting ready to shoot his bow.
He had a clear view, he was certain he was going to get it. Then all of a sudden there...

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- wewe want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and kofia, chapeo and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the ngome about his undying upendo for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the ngome about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...