Chapter One- Same Monster Love
Clawd walked into school with Draculaura.
"So then she was like 'You want to keep that hand? I suggest wewe don't do that again!' and I was like 'Oh shut up bitch!'" Draculaura rambled.
Clawd rolled his eyes and tuned her out.
Clawdeen overheard. She ran up. "Hey I Lost my Biteology homework. Clawd, wewe got any idea where it went?" she purposely asked him. "Clawd." she said. "YO WOLFIE! YOUR EARS WORKIN au NOT?" she yelled.
"I'm sorry, what?" Clawd asked.
Clawdeen rolled her eyes and walked away.
Draculaura followed her. "I think I know where it is!" she said.
"I never actually Lost it. He was tunin wewe out, Lala." Clawdeen said.
"Oh." Draculaura said.
"So anyways, we still on for that tarehe tonight?" Clawdeen asked.
"Yeah!" Draculaura said. "When can I go break up with Clawd?" she asked.
"Right now's a good time." Clawdeen said.
Draculaura walked up to Clawd. "We're through." she said, walking off.
Clawd stood there confused.
"OOH BURN!" Heath yelled.
Clawdeen grabbed Draculaura's wrist and walked into the ghouls bathroom with her. She locked the stall door and made out with her.
After 2 minutes, they walked to class.
"Yo slut bunnies, if you're done making out in there, I have a swali for ya." Toralei said.
"What is it, Toralei?" Clawdeen asked.
"You two are dating now?" Toralei asked.
Clawdeen and Draculaura looked at each other.
"We are." Draculaura said.
"Um feel free to tell." Clawdeen said.
They continued walking to class and sat down.
"WOAH! ITS THE TWO LESBOOOOOOOS!" Holt yelled.
"What? How do wewe know?" Clawdeen asked.
"It's all over Spectra's blog." Frankie said. "It's fine though. As long as Bloodgood doesn't find out." she added.
Two sekunde later, Bloodgood got on the loud speaker. "If I could have Clawdeen mbwa mwitu and Draculaura to my office please." she said.
They walked down.
"Sit down, ghouls." Bloodgood said.
They sat down.
"Monsters of the LGBTQ community are not allowed here. So either be straight au get out." Bloodgood said, briefly.
"Isn't Monster High a place to accept yourself?" Clawdeen asked.
"Yes. But I DO NOT ACCEPT THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY AT THIS SCHOOL!" Bloodgood said, slamming her fist on the desk.
"All I wanted to do was kiss my ghoulfriend, and if wewe can't understand that, then you're an idiot." Draculaura said.
Clawdeen and Draculaura walked out angrily.
"LESBIAN ALERT! Have anything to say, ghouls?" Toralei asked.
"Um. Yes. Me and Draculaura are dating." Clawdeen said.
Holt did the Cupid Shuffle and the Harlem Shake combined. "I WAS RIGHT BITCHES!" he ripped his shati off.