Hey, I just upendo Monty Python. And here is some of my favourite nukuu from The Flying Circus. Enjoy! :D


- I'm Inspector Tiger.
- Tiger?!
- (Jumps) Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tiger.. wewe Jane.
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- What's brown and sounds like a bell?
- ?
- Dung!
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- wewe are Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton?
- No. He die. He have moyo attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in shooting accident.
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- With a melon!?
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- I just spent four hours burying the cat.
- Four hours to bury a cat?
- Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
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- He's probably pining for the fjords.
- PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!?
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- Penguins don't come from inayofuata DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!
- BURMA!
- Why did wewe say Burma?
- I panicked.
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- Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?
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- Name?
- David
- Sure?
- Yes
- David Sure
- No, no Thomas.
- Thomas Sure?
- No, no, David Thomas