sinema Article: The worst sinema I have ever seen

posted by LisaForde

Ok so here is a little review of sinema that I saw and didn’t like.

#1 Just Like Heaven

Ok seriously who in their own mind would fall in upendo with a dead woman OMG how stupid was this movie. It stars my favourite actress(Reese Witherspoon) and I have no idea why she signed up for this depressing romantic comedy. Sure its funny here and there but I was disappointed with this movie.

#2 Stardust

Ok I know a lot of people probably like this movie but I for one found it depressing and disgusting(did wewe see the part where the wicked Queen cut off the king’s penis OMG it was such a horrible film. Give me Enchanted anyday instead of this crap.

#3 Just My Luck

Horrible film. Lindsay Lohan stars in this romantic comedy about a woman who loses her good luck to a loser played kwa Chris Pine. Seriously why the hell did they make this stupid movie all about luck WHO CARES.

#4 Kung Fu Panda

Ok I saw this a few times and it was too boring especially the ending which was weird. I know it’s a movie but how in the hell could a goose, bata bukini be the panda’s father was he adopted au what lol.

#5 Spiderman 3

Ok I do upendo the other two Spiderman sinema but this one was the worst film EVER . Its like watching Jim Carrey in The Mask as it was zaidi like a comedy than a thriller. Mary Jane Watson was a bitch, kahaba in this movie seriously she was always winching like a baby and being way too possessive with Peter Parker . Lets hope the reboot will be better.

#6 Shrek: Forever After

This is the worst prequel EVER. It was like watching cinderella III: A twist in time where cinderella goes back in time kwa the wicked stepmother whereas in this movie Shrek signs a deal with Rumpkensin who wants to take over Far Far Away and Shrek is sent to a alternative version of Far Far Away where he has to woo Fiona all over again. Seriously why the hell did Fiona not become a human in this version. Avoid

#7 Leap Year

Ok it may nyota Amy Adams but seriously the chemistry between her and Matthew Goode was terrible. ZERO CHEMISTRY. I rather her in Enchanted au NATMII than this piece of garbage.

#8 Ella Enchanted

Ok I may upendo fairytales but this was just plain stupid I was pissed off when Ella nearly stabbed Char to death. STUPID STUPID STUPID
#9 Up

Seriously this movie sucked big time. The plot was very bland and the muziki was so………………..depressing.

lucius_malloy How about Marmaduke? It's like, every stupid high school drama rolled into one and adapted so that it stars dogs. Seriously, stuff one more cliché into it and it'd explode.

VintageSmile I agree with Sherk, I was so disappointed. But Just Like Heaven, It was actually pretty good. But I'm biased, cause I loveee Mark Ruffalo .

HaleyDewit I loved Just Like Heaven and Just my luck,but the rest was indeed crap.

potterandtdi I'm just glad you didn't put Zombieland on that list. It's my favorite fucking movie.

LisaForde I never seen Zombieland lol.

Snerkie you need to see "Punch Drunk Love" that is one of the worst movies in existance

puloobestreet the only movies I can agree with are spider man 3 and shrek 4. but you really didn't like all those other movies? up was sad but it was sweet(like candy) ella enchanted was good especially compared to the book which was more like cinderella. the movie was a different story for the better leap year was so lovely. I thought their chemistry was undeniable when I first saw kung fu panda I thought it was okay but it has good music and watching it several times I grow to like it more. it really is very cute. and I think the adopting was sort of implied with the whole he doesn't want to be a chef and his whole life he felt different just my luck has chris pine whom I absolutely HEART! it was a fun comedy. lindsay lohan can always make me laugh I don't remember this scene in stardust your talking about maybe I should watch it again but it has magic, comedy, adventure, and romance. good actors. I thought it was cool I really don't care much for mark ruffalo but I thought just like heaven was a very nice film sorry I didn't mean to go on and on. you're sharing your reviews and opinions which is cool I just wanted to share mine too. people would probably throw fists at me for some of the movies I didn't like. to name a couple: p.s. I love you and bride wars. if I told you why with those two alone I would take up this whole board more than I already have and then some. that's how much I loathe those films

bellalllll i think up is a beautiful movie...i have watched 4 times already and i am not really bored of it

LisaForde Hey puloobestreet I saw Bride wars too and OMG that was awful it was funny in a way but seriously two girls bitching over a bloody wedding and one of them doesn’t marry her fiance after.

Bond_Of_Fury Up is one of the worst films you've seen? Seriously? And I respect people's opinions, sure, but that's a lame reason you gave why you think Kung Fu Panda was bad. It's a kid movie, it's not supposed to make sense.

Fireminess I so agree with potterandtdi. And I actually liked "Up". It was funny, it was sad, perfect mix for animation for me.

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Bought this film on a whim. Have to say that I'm glad I did.

The story centres around James Nesbitt's character Peter, who lives alone on a remote Scottish island running a lighthouse. Through flashbacks we see his awali life as a family man with a successful career and how he came to be alone. Simply, it's a tale of 'you don't know what you've got until it's gone'.

Nesbitt lives alone, not speaking for most of the film. With a lesser actor this would have likely become tedious but Nesbitt carries the performance well.

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juu 5 sinema I have seen before that I don’t like.(LisaForde Movie Critic)

posted by LisaForde

Ok seriously if wewe were dead shouldn’t wewe like not be able to do this with someone. (Yep really really strange).

Ok seriously if you were dead shouldn’t you like not be able to do this with someone. (Yep really really strange).

Ok here is an makala of sinema that I have seen and didn't like at all.Some people may not agree with me but that’s fine too but this is just my POV on them. So please rate & comment.

Enjoy

#1 Just Like Heaven

Ok this was on TV last night and parts of it was funny like the part where Elizabeth is telling David to get out of her apartment and his like No and she falls out the window au the priest coming in with the holy water and she tells David that the priest doesn’t see her either only David does.

Was there anything I liked in this movie:

Well as I alisema above some parts were funny.And...

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My juu 10 Best film endings

posted by LisaForde

Ok so a lot of endings to sinema can be sometimes crap and leaves wewe saying what the hell is going on here . Here is my juu 10 favourite endings.

#10 Cinderella
1950

Ok so we all know that cinderella gets her prince in the end and that’s it. End of story

#9 Titanic(1997)

This one always confuses me. Does Rose die in her kitanda as an old woman au does she dream about Jack in her sleep. wewe decide.

#8 Beauty& the Beast(1991)

OMG I upendo the ending to this movie as Belle who is gutted over Beast being dead turns back into a sexy prince who she marries in the end and they dance together and wewe see...

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Best and Worse movie endings

posted by LisaForde

Hannah Montana: Worst Ending

Best movie endings

The Little Mermaid

Cinderella

Enchanted

Beauty and the Beast

13 going on 30

why I like the endings to these?

Because it has a happy ending.

Worst Endings

Just like Heaven

Stardust

Just my luck

Hannah Montana the movie

Kate & Leopold

Ok I did like the movie of Hannah Montana but Why could Miley choose both ..............the tagline obviously says : She has the best of both worlds now she has to choose one.....