Taken from www.muse.mu messageboards.

Thank wewe to SomeRandomPerson for coming up with this!!

As always, read at your own risk…. kumeza your chakula and/or drinks before going any further, au wewe will choke with laughter!

Warning: A Non-Muser will not get any of the inside jokes below… so don’t even bother!





MUSE Matt Bellamy and Co.




1. Abso-kecking-lutely: muse-keck-teers word for absolutely using Asbsolution / keck / lutely.

2. Acromusm: (noun) shortening of Muse song and album titles used kwa musers (i.e. OoS, TIRO, FAWY…)

3. Amusement: (noun) Way for musers to pass the time kwa creating...