Tom went to a nearby kinyesi to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules kwa the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away au I'll ngumi, punch wewe in...

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his inayofuata joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered kwa the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, wewe yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but wewe must understand wewe don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do wewe know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...