It was just a normal siku in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and upinde wa mvua Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

upinde wa mvua Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be salama than sorry.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack.
Applejack: The Flim Flam brothers? What in tarnation are wewe doing here?!
Flim: Testing out our new speed boat.
Flam: We found an alternative fuel for it, instead of polluting the landscape with gasoline, we've built this thing to run on gems.
Rarity: Gems?!
Flam: That's right. *Pulls out a green gem* Shall I fuel our mashua up, and demonstrate to our Marafiki how it works?
Flim: kwa all means.
Applejack: Is it me, au does that gem look similar?
Rarity: It looks like that gem the diamond mbwa used to make us teleport into the 1800's.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And the one Gilda used to get us into medieval times.
Flim & Flam: *Uninterested in their conversation*
Flim: Ehem.
Flam: We can hear you.
Flim: wewe really need to learn how to be quiet.
Flam: Besides, gems don't teleport ponies into-

Just then, the gem started to glow. With a flash of light, the gem teleported the five ponies into a desert. Lots of tall mountains could be seen in the background, and several cactus trees surrounded them.

Flim: My word, where are we?
Flam: I don't know. We must ask the locals. *Uses his magic to teleport away from the three ponies
Applejack: Typical, they're just gonna leave us out here to die.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We're not gonna die.
Rarity: But we must figure out where we are.
Applejack: Right. That gem only teleports us into the past. Looks like we're in the Wild West.

Theme Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous

Based off of the video kwa AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

upinde wa mvua Dash
applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The good ponies

Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle

Also starring the bad ponies

Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The dhahabu Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob

Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll help us out for sure.
Jebediah: Right. I'll go tell him now. *Goes into the saloon*
Tom: *Walks up to Flim & Flam* Excuse me.
Flim: Yes?
Tom: wewe two look new here.
Flam: That's because we are.
Flim: What can we help wewe with?
Tom: I don't suppose wewe ever heard of The dhahabu Gunslinger.
Flim: No.
Flam: We haven't.
Tom: Well, he's a friend of mine, looking for two ponies to jiunge his gang. I think wewe two have what it takes.
Flim: A gang, huh?
Flam: Do wewe guys steal things in this gang?
Tom: Why are wewe asking?
Flim: Because we like to steal things.
Flam: Can we rob a bank as soon as we jiunge you?
Tom: Sure, but first wewe gotta go talk to the big stallion himself.

Just outside of Cactus City.

Harry: *Shoots six bottles lined up in front of a rock*
Pierce: Well done.
Harry: Thanks. *Reloads his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives with Applejack, and Rarity* Excuse me.
Pierce: Yes? *Looks at the three mares* Holy smokes. Harry, get a load of these ladies.
Harry: *Looking at the three mares, and hearts appear in his eyes*
Pierce: Are they gorgeous, au what?

Applejack, and upinde wa mvua Dash blushed while looking towards the ground, but Rarity had a different reaction.

Rarity: Gorgeous? Why, thank you. wewe two are very sexy.
upinde wa mvua Dash & Applejack: *Stop blushing, and whispering to each other* Oh great.
upinde wa mvua Dash: She just called them sexy.
Applejack: Take out the Y, and what do wewe get?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sex. She's gonna be doing that non stop, and we need her help.
Applejack: She ain't gonna be much help if she gets laid 24/7.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We better get out of here. *To the stallions* It was nice meeting wewe two, but we better head into town. *Grabs Rarity, and flies as fast as she can*
Applejack: *Following upinde wa mvua Dash*
Pierce: Wait, what town are wewe heading into?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Points to Cactus City* That one.
Harry: They can't go there.
Pierce: We have to stop them before it's too late.

They ran after the three ponies.

As soon as upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

upinde wa mvua Dash: What the nyasi, nyasi kavu are wewe doing?
Pierce: Trust us, wewe don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some just call him The dhahabu Gunslinger.
Harry: He has a revolver made entirely out of gold.
Rarity: Gold, eh? I'd like to get my hooves on a gun like that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How tough is this dhahabu Gunslinger?
Pierce: Over two hundred ponies tried to kill him, but none of them succeeded.
Harry: To answer your question, he's too tough for wewe to take on.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We'll see about that. I'm pretty tough myself.
Harry: He really despises mares. The sekunde wewe put your hooves in that town, they'll get blown off.
Rarity: Ooh. Pretty dramatic.
Applejack: wewe think everything is dramatic.

Meanwhile, Tom took Flim, and Flam to meet The dhahabu Gunslinger.

Tom: Gentlemen. *Opens a door* The big stallion himself. The dhahabu Gunslinger.
Flim & Flam: *Walk into the room*
T.G.G: So, you're the two unicorns Tom told me about.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would be honored to work with you.
T.G.G: Tom also told me that wewe want to rob banks, and steal gold.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would upendo to do that very much.
T.G.G: We'll get to that when the time is right. Now, I want wewe to look for two stallions.

Who are the two stallions that Flim, and Flam must find?

Pierce, and Harry left to get some supplies. They asked upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity to stay at the house kwa their selves.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sitting in a chair, bored* This is a waste of my time.
Applejack: *Playing poker with Rarity* Well what do wewe suggest we do?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Find Flim, and Flam, and kill them. That's the only way we're going to get into the present.
Rarity: But we don't have any weapons.
Cowboy Pony: *Knocks on the door*
Applejack: Who could that be?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'll get it. *Opens the door*
Cowboy Pony: Howdy. Have wewe seen any injuns around here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No, I haven't. If wewe want to find one, you'll have to go to the train station.
Cowboy Pony: There's an injun there?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Of course there is. They pull trains to, and from the station.
Cowboy Pony: Not engine! Injun!
upinde wa mvua Dash: As in Native Equestrians?
Cowboy Pony: Yes!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sorry, I haven't had the pleasure.
Cowboy Pony: wewe haven't had the pleasure?!!? *Hitting upinde wa mvua Dash, and ties her up*
Rarity: *Gasps* upinde wa mvua Dash!
Cowboy Pony: *Pointing a gun at the other mares* Stay back, au your blue friend gets it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't worry wewe two, I'll be alright.
Cowboy Pony: Let's go injun lover. *Takes upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why do wewe keep saying injun? Isn't it Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I ain't saying engine! I'm saying injun!

Flim, and Flam's first assignment was not going well for them so far.

Flim: How long have we been searching for those stallions?
Flam: For a long time. *Looks into a store, and sees a gem exactly like the one that brought them into the wild west* Flim, look.
Flim: *Sees the gem* We can go back into the present, and return to our gem powered speedboat.

They ran into the store, leaving a trail of smoke.

Old Asian Pony: What can I do for wewe two?
Flim: We want that gem.
Old Asian Pony: *Grabs the gem* This green one?
Flam: Yes.
Old Asian Pony: wewe probably won't believe this, but the gem has a special power.
Flim: We know.
Flam: It brought us into the past, here. We are from 2016.
Old Asian Pony: So the story is true.
Flim: What story?
Old Asian Pony: This gem can teleport wewe into a bila mpangilio area, and also time travel into the past. Whoever is holding the gem, that says teleport, will teleport into the past, along with anypony 70 inches into it's radius. It can only time travel into the past, and not the present, au future.
Flim: Oh that's great.
Flam: We'll never get nyumbani now.
Old Asian Pony: There is only one way for wewe to get back to the mwaka 2016. I sense that wewe two came here with three mares.
Flim: Yes we did.
Old Asian Pony: To get back into your time period, wewe must kill the three mares.
Flim: Will do.
Flam: We can do that after finding the two stallions.

At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house upinde wa mvua Dash was at, upinde wa mvua Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't wewe say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN wewe PIECE OF SHIT!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy gppony, pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: What the fuck are wewe laughing about?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy gppony, pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

kwa the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's upinde wa mvua Dash.
Flam: wewe go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with upinde wa mvua Dash now.

Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury upinde wa mvua Dash, when the reverend arrived.

Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until wewe finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Have a race? I bet if wewe come to the future with me, wewe can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy gppony, pony 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy gppony, pony 2: We can't kill wewe until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind upinde wa mvua Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at upinde wa mvua Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*

Song: link

Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and upinde wa mvua Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Takes a holster from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*

The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*

As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*

Stop the song

Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at upinde wa mvua Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash as she walks towards him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* wewe dig. *Walks away*

The sky was starting to turn dark as upinde wa mvua Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought zaidi guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back kwa now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell wewe A,J, but, I think your friend-
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are wewe okay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is she talking about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oops. Did I say that outloud?
Applejack: It's a bit complicated to talk about, but what happened was, that we met up with two stallions named Flim, and Flam. They had this certain type of gem that teleports wewe into a bila mpangilio location, while also taking wewe into the past.
Rarity: This has happened to us three times so far.
upinde wa mvua Dash: The first time, we were in the 1700's.
Rarity: And the sekunde time, we were with pirates in the start of the 19th century.
Applejack: And we're back in the same century, but this time in the wild west.
Pierce: That's really what they call this place? The wild west?
Rarity: Yes.
Pierce: Lame.
Harry: So Applejack, and Rarity told us about how wewe got taken away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe wanna know how I got back?

While upinde wa mvua Dash was explaining her duel with Flim, Flam went back to The dhahabu Gunslinger.

Tom & Oddjob: *Loading a wagon with guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: Let's go. A little faster por favor!
T.G.G: I ain't happy with your slow progress.
Flam: Slow, and steady wins the race.
T.G.G: That's true, if you're going against turtles!
Flam: Well, my brother still hasn't returned. I think he may have found them.
T.G.G: Those two stallions must be found. They broke a very important law in my city.
Flam: What law did they break?
T.G.G: They left.
Flam: They left? wewe mean it's illegal for ponies to leave this town? How are we going to get out of here?
T.G.G: Silence!! Tomorrow, wewe will look for those two stallions again. This time, I'll send Tom Foolery, and Jebediah Turner to go with you. wewe must find them!

The inayofuata morning, upinde wa mvua Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The dhahabu Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right inayofuata to the train station. We saw some of The dhahabu Gunslinger's cronies inapakia up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will be loaded onto a train.
Harry: And that's the part I don't understand. What are they doing?
Pierce: They must be planning something that they don't want us to know about.

Flam was with Tom, and Jebediah. They were still looking for those two stallions.

Flam: So, can wewe two tell me about those stallions your boss wants us to find?
Tom: The both of them are earth ponies.
Jebediah: I ended up getting their picture once. I was supposed to get a picture of The dhahabu Gunslinger, but he saw two ponies leaving the town, and told me to get a picture of them.
Flam: So wewe know what they look like. What are their names?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan.

Once again, they could not find the stallions, and ended up going back to Town Hall. Meanwhile, a train was being loaded up with the guns, ammo, and explosives from yesterday.

Oddjob: *Loading a freight car with the guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: wewe need to go faster! wewe need to hurry up!
T.G.G: What do wewe mean wewe three couldn't find him?
Jebediah: We're not playing around boss. We walked for two miles, and we didn't see him, au anypony.
Tom: They may have gone east for all we know.
T.G.G: I've been ruling this town with an iron hoof since 1868. I've been making a lot of laws that would make it difficult to live in this town, and I upendo it. Only problem is, those two ponies left, because they didn't want to put up with me. Well they will once we find them. They will! Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan will be mine! Okay, now that my small rant is over, wewe three can find an engine to pull our train into Sacramento.
Tom: Yes sir.
Flam: Did wewe say injun? As in Indian? I didn't know they were strong enough to pull trains.
T.G.G: I alisema engine, as in railway engine. Get to work.
Flam: Yes sir.

Harry, and Pierce got to town hall with the three mares.

Pierce: Okay. Remember the plan?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Just be me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And they won't stand a chance. *Kicks the door open*
Workers: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash with her friends, and grab guns*

The five ponies took cover behind a bench, and shot at the workers with their guns.

Workers: *Returning fire*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Taking cover. A bullet goes through the bench just above her head*
Applejack: *Runs to the left, taking cover kwa another bench, inayofuata to a poll*
Workers: *Shooting at Applejack*
Rarity: *Shoot the workers aiming at Applejack*
T.G.G: *Arrives with Jebediah, both carrying rifles* What is the meaning of this?!
Flam: *Runs through the back of town hall*
Applejack: There goes Flam.
Rarity: I'll get him. The rest of wewe stay here. *Running away*
Jebediah: *Shoots Rarity's leg*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down*

After Rarity got shot, the others took cover.

T.G.G: There's no use hiding. Come out with your hooves up!
Pierce: wewe know why we left?!
T.G.G: Why?
Harry: You're a terrible mayor!
upinde wa mvua Dash: On three.
Applejack: Ready. 1.. 2..
upinde wa mvua Dash: 3! *Shoots The dhahabu Gunslinger*
Applejack: *Shoots Jebediah*
Pierce: *Laughs* We got them.
Harry: Yeah.
Tom: *Opens the door looking at Harry*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Look out!
Tom: *Shoots Harry*
Pierce: *Shoots Tom three times*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes to Rarity* Rarity. Are wewe okay?
Rarity: *Tries to stand up* I'm having trouble getting up.
Applejack: Can't wewe heal yourself with your magic?
Rarity: I don't know any of those spells.
Pierce: *Looks at Tom who is still alive* I bet he does. *Grabs Tom* Make that unicorn's wound go away.
Tom: What if I don't want to?
Pierce: If wewe don't, I'll kill you.
Tom: *Uses his magic to heal Rarity's wounds*
upinde wa mvua Dash: How's Harry?
Pierce: He died as soon as that bullet hit him. He got shot in the heart.
Applejack: Terrible.
Pierce: Well, at least he's in a better place. Now wewe helped me kill The dhahabu Gunslinger, so I'm going to help wewe kill Flam. Let's go find him.

They ran out of town hall, in tafuta of Flam.

Flam was running into the train that Pedro forced Oddjob to load.

Pedro: Come on Oddjob, get the locomotive coupled up to the train!
Flam: They're coming! Get us out of here!!
Pedro: *Gets on board*
Oddjob: *Backs the engine into the train*

Once the engine got coupled to the train, Oddjob pulled the throttle back so they could get out of the station, but the wheels slipped, and the train didn't move.

Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl, give it all wewe got!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't songesha as the wheels slip*
Applejack: *With upinde wa mvua Dash, Rarity, and Pierce. They were walking away from the station, but they here the train* Flam, he's trying to get away kwa train! *Runs to the station with the others*
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Don't do this to us! We gotta escape!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't songesha as the wheels slip*
Pedro: Put some sand on the tracks wewe stupid idiot!!
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl!! *Pours sand onto the tracks* wewe can do it!! *Pulls back, and the wheels slip*

With the wheels slipping fiercely, the train finally started moving.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Applejack, wewe and Rarity try to get ahead in a wagon. Try to use your magic to make an engine for it. Pierce, you're coming with me onto the train! *Carries Pierce as she flies to the train*
Applejack: So Rarity, what do wewe say wewe get us a steam powered wagon?
Rarity: On it. *Uses her magic to make a wagon appear, and gives it a steam engine* Now gather some wood while I get the moto started in the engine.
Applejack: wewe got it. *Goes to get wood*

When upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pierce got onto the train, they had their gun ready. Both of them were using revolvers.

upinde wa mvua Dash: With all of these weapons, they gotta have something big planned.
Pierce: Yes, but what?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking ahead* Maybe we'll find our answer in one of the cars up ahead.
upinde wa mvua Dash & Pierce: *Goes into a passenger car, quietly*
Pedro: So, with The dhahabu Gunslinger dead, I must carry out his plan professionally, and efficiently.
Flam: Yes, but where are Applejack, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity?
Pedro: Gone kwa now. If we see them, they won't last long.

Back with Rarity, and Applejack, they got enough wood for fuel, and started off in the wagon.

Applejack: Hey, we don't have a steering wheel.
Rarity: Magic my dear. *Steers the wagon to the right with her magic* Now we have a lot of ground to cover if we're going to catch up to that train.

On the train, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pierce finally got the answer they were waiting for.

Flam: So, what is your plan?
Pedro: With some ponies I just hired to fight with me, we will raid the bank of Sacramento. The dhahabu Gunslinger told me that the bank there has $3.5 million dollars. Some of that currency is in gold.
Flam: Do wewe know what we could do with that money?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No, but I do know that we're going to kill you.
Pedro: Who alisema that?! Where did that come from?!
upinde wa mvua Dash & Pierce: *Appear from hiding, and shoot Pedro*
Flam: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Pierce*
Pierce: *Dies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots Flam's horn off*
Flam: Oh! *Shoots upinde wa mvua Dash's gun out of her hoof, and it falls out of the train*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Running towards Flam*
Flam: *Running for the door*

He made it just in time. Now upinde wa mvua Dash had to find out where he went.

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about upinde wa mvua Dash?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to uncouple the cars, so that the engine can't pull them to Sacramento*

When she uncoupled the engine, the train started slowing down.

Song: link

Flam: *Swings down from the roof, and kicks upinde wa mvua Dash into the middle of the car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Tackles Flam as he grabs his gun*
Flam: *Drops his gun, and kicks upinde wa mvua Dash*

They both stood up, and started punching each other.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs Flam's arm as he picks up the gun, and slams it into the ukuta three times*
Flam: *Drops the gun, and punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies over Flam, and grabs the gun*
Flam: *Grabs it, and points it towards the ceiling*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Flam, and is getting close to aiming the gun at him*
Flam: *Pushes upinde wa mvua Dash, making the gun come out of her grasp*

Stop the song.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Feels the train coming to a complete stop as Flam aims the gun at him*
Flam: I am going to have great pleasure in killing you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at Flam, but gets an idea*

Song: link

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies out of the train*
Flam: *Shoots at upinde wa mvua Dash, but misses*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flying over the train*
Flam: *Shoots upinde wa mvua Dash's wing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Falls onto a flatcar with lots of boxes*
Flam: *Climbs onto the juu of the train, and runs towards upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking through the boxes for a weapon*
Flam: *Kicks upinde wa mvua Dash off the flat car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Rolls off the flatcar, and towards a cliff*
Flam: *Jumps off the train, and towards upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stands up, looking at the cliff behind her*
Flam: *Punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Falls onto the ground*
Flam: *Grabbing his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Biting Flam's arm*
Flam: AAH! *Drops his gun, as his arm starts to bleed*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks the gun away*
Flam: *Punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs him as she falls towards the cliff*

Both of them grabbed the edge just in time.

Applejack: I see the train up ahead.
Rarity: Looks like it stopped, and the engine's no longer there.
Applejack: Faster, we gotta help upinde wa mvua Dash.
Flam: *Trying to ngumi, punch upinde wa mvua Dash, but she blocks them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Flam in the rib cage*
Flam: Eugh! *Hits upinde wa mvua Dash in the face*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs a loose rock, and hits Flam's arm with it*
Flam: *Almost lets go, but takes the rock from upinde wa mvua Dash, and hits her chin with it twice*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Knocks the rock out of his hoof*
Flam: *Hits upinde wa mvua Dash in the nose*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Blood comes out of her nose, and mouth as she accidentally lets go*
Flam: *Grabs upinde wa mvua Dash, and chokes her*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Can't breath*
Flam: *Laughing* I'm finally going to kill you, and your friends!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Spits blood into his face*
Flam: Gah!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Breaks free, and grabs another part of the cliff, as she starts climbing to the top*
Flam: *Grabs upinde wa mvua Dash's leg, and swings her into part of the cliff five times*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Now the side of her head is bleeding heavily*
Flam: *About to drop upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Swings from Flam's arm, and grabs the cliff, and starts to climb up*
applejack & Rarity: *Arrive in the wagon*
Applejack: Rainbow! *Tosses a gun to upinde wa mvua Dash, while she, and Rarity point one at Flam*

Stop the song

Flam: *Looking up at upinde wa mvua Dash* So you're finally going to kill me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: When wewe have to shoot, shoot. Don't waste time talking. *Shoots Flam, and watches him fall down the cliff*
applejack & Rarity: *Running towards upinde wa mvua Dash, and hug her*
Applejack: We're so glad you're okay.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Thanks wewe two, but you're making the pain worse.
Rarity: Oh. *Lets go*
Applejack: *Lets go* Sorry. Say, you're bleeding Rainbow.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What else is new?
Rarity: How come you're the only one that gets blood on their body from a fight, and not us?
Applejack: Good question.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let's not worry about that right now. We must get back to the present.

And, with a flash of light, they returned to Ponyville on February 5, 2016. They have teleported kwa the lake, inayofuata to their mashua where they left it.

Applebloom arrived with Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Twilight Sparkle.

Applebloom: Look Twilight, there they are.
Twilight: *Talking in the voice of Ice Cube* Man, that's a lame boat!
Applejack: *Gasps*
Rarity: Twilight!
upinde wa mvua Dash: How could you?!
Twilight: *Laughs, and talks in her normal voice* Don't worry everypony, only joking. Besides, I only talk like that when I'm the villain, in the Hedgehog In Ponyville stories.
Sweetie Belle: You're a villain?!!?
Scootaloo: I think wewe weren't supposed to tell anyone that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, nothing we can do to stop it.
Scootaloo: *Looks at upinde wa mvua Dash, and sees the blood on her face* upinde wa mvua Dash! What happened to you?!
Twilight: Oh my! Rainbow! That's a lot of blood.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No sweat Twi, I don't feel a thing. *Goes to the lake, and washes the blood off* Now what do wewe say we go sailing?
Applebloom: Yeah!
Twilight: Let's see this mashua in action.

Ending Song: link

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Helps Applejack, and Rarity push the mashua into the water. They jump in, and watch their Marafiki as they look at them with smiling faces*

Just Be Me

Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous

Based off of the video kwa AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring the good ponies

upinde wa mvua Dash
applejack
and Rarity
Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle

Also starring the bad ponies

Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The dhahabu Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob

Background characters

Old Asian gppony, pony
The Cowboy Ponies
The Reverend
Workers for The dhahabu Gunslinger

The names, and events in this shabiki fiction are fictitious. Any portrayal of real events, au real people is purely coincidental.

The End