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posted by deathchick9
Gaara : hujambo hujambo put me down!

Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.

*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*

Gaara : Mommy!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...

Kakashi : Would wewe shut up!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....

Kakashi : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.

*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*

Kakashi : Say good night!

*Kabuto's head went down*

Kakashi : Damn it!

Gaara : Damn it!

Kakashi : No no don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man......

Itachi : Kakashi your fighting with a child.

Kakashi : He's an EVIL child!

Itachi : Quiet.

Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....

Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.

Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.

Sakura : Uhhh......

Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*

Itachi : What the shit?!

Gaara : Shit!

Itachi : Don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man?!

Kankuro : Gaara wewe really shouldn't swear.

Gaara : Quiet wewe fat piece of crap!

*Itachi brought the kids and Kakashi for some reason to the Akatsuki picnic spot*

Pein : Itachi why did wewe bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!

Itachi : I dunno....

Pein : He's an Anbu!

Itachi : So....?

Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!

*Tobi picked up Sakura*

Gaara : hujambo that's mine!

*Everyone looked at Gaara*

Gaara : Uhhhh.....

*Gaara ran away*

Sakura : Temari is he okay?

Temari : Yeah.

Kankuro : hujambo Temari...

Temari : What?!

Kankuro : I think-

Temari : No Kankuro wewe don't think.

Kankuro : But-

Temari : I don't want to here wewe fake thoughts.

*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*

Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....

Sakura : Hmm?

*A few hours later they all started playing*

Sasuke : Naruto Wanna be friends?

Naruto : Su-

*Gaara came running back*

Gaara : No.He's MY best friend wewe can't have him...And wewe can't have Sakura ether.

Sasuke : Why?

*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*

Sakura : What were wewe guys talking about?

Sasuke : Gaara's a creep

Sakura : ..........

Naruto : What?

Sakura : Nothing.

Naruto : Sakura do wewe wanna play?

Sakura : No thanks.

*Hinata came over*

Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with dolls do wewe wanna play too?

Sakura : Sure.

Sasuke :What about us.

Sakura : I wanna play with dolls not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.

Naruto :I don't have chicken butt hair....

Sakura : Sorry.

Sakura : Come on Hinata.

Hinata : Naruto-kun do wewe wanna play?

Naruto : Sure I guess.

Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.

*Every one left Sasuke alone*

Sasuke : And I'm alone...

Voice 4 : Shut up priss!

Sasuke : Who alisema that?!

*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an emo girl with long black hair the inayofuata was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long violet hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche kanzu, koti a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little pink shati and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little gppony, pony tail*

Voice 1 : I'm Saya.

Voice 2 : I'm Marik.

Voice 3 : I'm death.

Saya : Her name is Violet.

violet : Thanks wewe just blew my cover.

Saya : What cover?!

violet : ......

Voice 4 : I'm death!

Saya : wewe spend way to much time with Violet...Page.

Page : wewe blew my cover!

Saya : -_-"

Marik : Well-

*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*

Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!

Saya : Hell yeah!

Page : wewe really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.

Marik : Yeah I got that!

*An older version of Kakashi came through the vortex*

Older Kakashi : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.

Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?

Older Kakashi : Obito and Rin won't let me....

Saya : Oh.

Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.

Older Kakashi : Yeah but there head elf's.

Sasuke : Head elf's?

Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.

Page : Like Obito and Rin.

Tobi plush : Worship me!

violet : No one will worship you.

Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!

Sasuke : That doll just talked!

violet : No it didn't.

Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!

violet : Shut up!

Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!

violet : Yes.

Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!

Saya : violet shut him up!

violet : Fine.

*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*

Tobi plush : I never saw France!

All : .............
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posted by ShadowProve13
(Some characters might be OOC)
Naruto: Can someone PLEASE remind me how the heck we got into this mess in the first place!?

Gaara: Kankuro touched the portal that Kakashi alisema we WEREN'T supposed to touch.

*Naruto,Sasuke,Gaara turned to Kankuro with death stares*

Kankuro: H-hey c'mon guys u can't blame a guy for being curious!*puts hands up in defence*

Sakura: UGGGH!!!! Keep away from my hair u creep!!

France: But it is such a beautiful colour.

Italy: *Goes up to Gaara* Would u like some pasta?

Gaara: No.

Italy: Would u like some pizza?

Gaara: No.

Italy: Would u like some----

Gaara: I DON'T WANT ANY OF...
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Hey all! Serenna here with my very first Naruto fanfiction! I decided to post it here, so I hope wewe all enjoy it! ^_^

Summary:

Why do they treat us like monsters?

We're not monsters.

Just misunderstood.

What if Naruto hadn't been completely friendless during his childhood? What if there was someone there to help him through the pain? When Naruto befriends a girl with hair as white as snow and a light beaming around her, his life changes from then on for the better. But what if Hikari is apart of an ancient prophecy and is indeed the being of light? Will she be able to save Naruto from his demon...
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Brandt's POV

"39...40...41" I grunted as I hung from a mti branch kwa my legs and pulling my body up. The mission today had been simple so we all separated to do different things. I had decided to do some exercises to build my body. Once I hit 45 I dropped down and started doing push ups.

"Sorry not disturbing wewe am I?" Aiko says walking up with a basket of clothes. It reminded that this clearing was behind their house.

I shook my head and stood up doing some bila mpangilio stretches "No I just came here to unwind after all those missions."

She smiled and started hanging the clothes up to dry. Just watching...
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posted by rafaela2000
firstly we all know there are 9 jinchurikkis well those are:the one taled shukaku
-he is from the sand village
host:gaara
sekunde we have the two tailed demon cat
host:i think it was yugito nii...
third we have uhhhh the three tailed demon turtle
(hahahahahahahahaha a kobe, kasa srry)
host:none
then we have the four tailed demon monkey thing
host:an elderly man from the stone village
inayofuata we have the five tailed demon uhh larva thing
host:well i think its an ninja from the stone village...again
inayofuata i will onyesha wewe my fav the six tailed demon worm
host: a cute 17 mwaka old ninja
then seventh then eight than ninght
ninght host:NARUTO UZUMAKIIIII... srry i dint tell ya about the others there is no zaidi room.
posted by Jayceuchiha
Jayce Uchiha: I know that my father Itachi was a good father to me and I thank him everyday at his grave!!!! I know now that my uncle is a mother fucker, who should rot in hell for taking my father from me and my mother Asami. When she found out that my father wasn't coming back home!!! Well she drank herself to death. My uncle wanted me to stay with him and my cousin Sarada, and I refused his offer . Sasuke: Jayce please don't kill my wife your aunt and your cousin. Jayce U.: Says the guy who killed my dad for no reason.My god I will always hate you. There's nothing wewe and your best friend...
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posted by disney505218
10. Gaara & Matsuri
The first couple on my list, I haven't even really been properly introduced to yet. From what I can gather, Matsuri is one of Gaara's fangirls in Shippuden and ends up becoming his student. It's a little weird to like a mentor/student relationship as a couple, but for these two it just seems to work. The age difference isn't that different, is it? Gaara's only 17-ish, while Matsuri is like 12. Only 5 years! And Matsuri definitely has a major crush on Gaara, and I could see Gaara liking her back. This couple is just super sweet and I upendo them. Still, it does seem to be...
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