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DUG! I upendo wewe cause you're the bomb like tick tick biatch! [SS GIFT for Janni].

posted by Georgia93

Oh God. I’m so not good at these things..I wish I could make something zaidi artistic and fabulous like a video au an art but S got all the twin-talent and I’m stuck with the beauty. Lol
Duggy, I had not idea what to make wewe so I decided to do what I know best ..Make wewe laugh. Enjoy.

Bitch I’m the bomb like tick tick
Janni: Can wewe please calm down? We’ll find the fucking shirt!
G:But NO! It’s my most favouritest shirt!
Janni: It’s not even pretty! *eyeroll*
G:Are wewe kidding? It’s the glitter and the pink dots and the red buttons and ….
Janni runs out of the room, sick of her friend...

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AIR SUPPLY, sexiest kuoga scene ever, and the granny dance

added by Bdavisbrookeme

Awesome

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Edward Cullen Song

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin wewe ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now wewe know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen

Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breathe
Didn't have to eat chakula
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the kinanda
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a vegetarian even though I...

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Sick Blonde Jokes

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," majibu the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms!"

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Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde alisema while pointing to the ground.
"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.
"Oh no,"she said...

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EAT SHIT AND DIEEEEEEEEEE X'D

added by Cas_Cat_2

LMFAO, this video made my year. XD

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bila mpangilio

Orlando Bloom

eric bana is better =p

he was in troy

wewe should all watch that movie <33

eat shitttt xd

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Eric Bana impersonates Orlando Bloom

added by Cas_Cat_2

Eric is a better Orlando than Orlando. xD

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bila mpangilio

eric ruleeeeeees

lmao

i swear i'm not a orlando shabiki girl xd

but i am a eric shabiki girl yaaay

and this maneno muhimu thing its fun!!!

for trooooooooooooy <33

(just watch the damn movie already xd)

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Random.

added by Bdavisbrookeme

Source: Lots Of Jokes

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How to Fight (and lose efficiently)

added by Bdavisbrookeme

Awesome

video

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Buddy - Lupe Fiasco

added by Bdavisbrookeme

cool

video

awesome

muziki

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Happy - Ashanti

added by Bdavisbrookeme

cool

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awesome

muziki

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Fuzzy Language

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

The following orodha of phrases and their definitions might help wewe understand the fuzzy language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone kusoma a PhD dissertation au academic paper.

"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.

"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.

"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS
TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.

"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.

"TYPICAL...

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hahahhahaha :p

added by brucas4ever

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penguin, auk

added by mtoll4

Source: pingu

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Pirate Duckies <3333333

added by LeytonNaley

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Yo Momma Jokes

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, wewe could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her...

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Annoy The Office

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Some great ways to annoy people at work...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com au elvis-the-king@companyname.com.

4. Every time someone asks wewe to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Encourage your colleagues to jiunge wewe in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6. Put your garbage can on your dawati and label it 'IN.'

7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8. Put decaf in the coffee...

3

Your Fly Is Open

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little pwani leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12. wewe need to bring your tray meza, jedwali to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is...

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Age kengele Curve

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

It seems that life goes kwa resembling somewhat of a kengele curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Pet Truths

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although Cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 dakika sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, Cats shred.

I wonder if other mbwa think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...

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Good Girl, Bad Girl

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot kwa loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that wewe are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls upendo Italian food...
Bad girls upendo Italian waiters.