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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we were going to songesha into a very nice house kwa a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Putting bags into the shina of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Closes trunk* What wewe really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on juu of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into upinde wa mvua Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: wewe know what else would be great?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for wewe to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

upinde wa mvua Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass upinde wa mvua Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, upinde wa mvua Dash, and that gppony, pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew upinde wa mvua Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the juu of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & upinde wa mvua Dash: AWESOME!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I upendo this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the mitaani, mtaa from your house. wewe can come over anytime wewe want, but remember, wewe must not eat keki on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat keki on Sunday?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let me tell wewe after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing upinde wa mvua Dash. It slowly passes kwa which makes her nervous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* wewe alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so wewe can tell me why I shouldn't eat keki on Sunday.

Me, and upinde wa mvua Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why wewe shouldn't eat keki on Sunday.

upinde wa mvua Dash: A few weeks ago, a gppony, pony was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: She got attacked kwa some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
upinde wa mvua Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of shabiki fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the gppony, pony eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the gppony, pony to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where wewe put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What did wewe think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, if wewe don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe upinde wa mvua Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

inayofuata morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if upinde wa mvua Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: upinde wa mvua Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see wewe later.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The cupcake factory was right across the mitaani, mtaa from where I lived, but if I told upinde wa mvua Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter kwa a moto hydrant, and enters the cupcake factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are wewe sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the cupcake dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! wewe thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All wewe gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave wewe alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let wewe do whatever wewe want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT keki ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... wewe know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of gppony, pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of upinde wa mvua Dash, do wewe remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill wewe two if wewe lost, but since wewe ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I alisema go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make wewe fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* wewe are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, wewe will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* wewe do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot wewe with this, and make wewe fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do wewe have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the ukuta behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! wewe ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five sekunde he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be zaidi specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the keki factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another gppony, pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
gppony, pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* upinde wa mvua Dash alisema there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious siku for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right inayofuata to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the kilima again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the inayofuata part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* hujambo it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the kilima on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the mitaani, mtaa from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell wewe something.
Jeff: wewe look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if wewe don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill wewe two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how wewe just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess wewe forgot about everything else wewe were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. wewe are not going to leave me. I want wewe to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony aliiba it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why didn't wewe tell me as soon as wewe got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How did wewe get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told wewe that I always wanted to fly?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait. Are wewe saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. au at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do wewe want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All wewe have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? wewe pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have wewe found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: wewe owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are wewe doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and upinde wa mvua Dash found my scooter. It was stolen kwa some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Go nyumbani Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. wewe are a coward.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I alisema wewe are a coward.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs upinde wa mvua Dash from behind* Are wewe sure you're not afraid of anything?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a moto hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give wewe $35,000 if wewe let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm worth zaidi then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto upinde wa mvua Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

upinde wa mvua Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was zaidi like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To upinde wa mvua Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why are wewe just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What did wewe do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Scoots, wewe okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a gppony, pony that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether wewe like it au not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, wewe got a point there. How about, we have wewe further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether wewe like it au not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, upinde wa mvua Dash was not happy with me.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn wewe not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think we should songesha back to the wingu house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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