Nutty entered himself in a local poker tournament where the winner gets, surprise, surprise, a year's worth of candy. 15 others decided to enter, and in this episode, all 16 characters get starring roles. Flippy isn't competing, but he does get to kill the losers. He'll get a featuring role here.
Starring: Me, Nutty, Petunia, Giggles, Lumpy, Handy, Lammy, Truffles(yep, he finally gets a starting role[in a fanfic but who gives a shit?]), Cuddles, Pop, Splendid, Mime, Russell, Sniffles, Flaky, Toothy (Yes, 16 starring characters if wewe count me. This is going to be epic.)
Featuring: Flippy
It's the night of the poker tournament. Somehow, the organizers found a meza, jedwali to support 16 players. As a cameo, Beans from the Shoebox blog comic Chuck and Beans is the dealer. Expect to see him a lot; it's only one table. Technically, he'll be listed as a generic mti friend in the episode statistics, but you'll know otherwise. Let's get on with the show.
Everyone starts out with 10,000 in chips.
Nutty: Who's ready for some poker? What are we playing, hold 'em?
Me: Yep. Texas rules.
Toothy: I heard that all the losers die in this casino.
Flaky: Shut up, Toothy. You're worrying me.
Nutty: It's just a rumor. Dealer, we're ready. Shuffle up and deal.
Beans: *rolls eyes* It's what they're paying me to do.
*Hand 1*
Sniffles: My calculations seem to indicate... this hand will not pay off. I will fold. (His cards: 7, 8)
Russell: My intuition tells me to play this hand, but this old sea salt's moyo doesn't feel it. I fold. 'Tis a good decision, yar. (His cards: 4, 9)
Nutty: Ooh, I can work with this. I'm in at 250 in chips. (His Cards: Queen of Spades, King of Spades)
(Note: Here, if someone hits a royal flush, which is the best hand possible, they instantly win, tournament over. This casino likes to reward the lucky.)
Toothy: Yes! 750 in chips will be a salama bet for this hand. (Pocket Aces)
*everyone else folds*
Nutty's K-Q of Spades versus Pocket Aces.
The Flop: A-8-10, all Spades.
Nutty: Come on, Jack of spades. I already have a flush going; let's make it royal.
Toothy: I need 1 zaidi ace au flop card... Let's hope.
The Turn: 5 of Clubs
Nutty: I only have 1 zaidi shot...
Toothy: That opens a lane. All in!
Nutty: I call.
(Here's the situation: if a card other than a jack of spades au a card already on the community card line comes up, Toothy is eliminated. If it's an ace, and an ace only, Nutty is eliminated. Either way, someone's getting Flippy'd. NEW TERM ALERT)
The river card: JACK OF SPADES!
Beans: This game is over. All 15 losers will be promptly killed kwa Flippy.
Flippy: Sorry, Edvine, but I have to do it! (My deaths: will be 1)
*The audience of generic mti Marafiki wanted a bloody massacre, and that's what they got. Mime was thrown against the wall, taking Sniffles out with him, both landing in the fireplace, where they roast. Surprisingly, no one ate the roasted venison that was Mime, instead going for the barbecued anteater that once resembled Sniffles. Giggles, Petunia, and Lammy were all ordered to fornicate with each other; they refused and were thrown outside, where Handy was waiting after folding his hand. He then had sex with all 3. Hey, if wewe don't have any hands, what else are wewe going to do? All 4 were killed, however, when Lumpy was thrown in with them, antlers piercing all 4 of them. Lumpy himself vomited his organs out after seeing their bodies self-impaled kwa him. I had a kisu in my leg, screaming WHAT THE FUCK?!! during, when Flippy divebombed me. He stabbed me where there wasn't bone in the way, causing me to die of massive blood loss. I end up having a better run than Lammy though; I didn't die first. Toothy's buck teeth were forcibly ripped out and he then was pierced in the throat kwa them. The one downside to having teeth. Cuddles was choked kwa his own rabbit ears. Flaky was used as a baseball bat against an unassuming Pop. Splendid almost escaped, but a tranquilizer dart stopped him in his tracks. Flippy also possessed the Kryptonut shown in Gems The Breaks, which kills Splendid with projectile vomiting, intense stomach flu, and having it forcibly shoved through your vertebra. Yeah. Everyone else was chucked into a land mine field, except for Nutty, the winner. He got to watch it ALL. Anyone that escaped the minefield would then be eaten kwa dogs. 15 dead.*
Ouch, 15 deaths. Ah well, Nutty has his Candy he won fair and square. FOR NOW. Fanfic's over; sorry if this sucked. I'm a little groggy.
Starring: Me, Nutty, Petunia, Giggles, Lumpy, Handy, Lammy, Truffles(yep, he finally gets a starting role[in a fanfic but who gives a shit?]), Cuddles, Pop, Splendid, Mime, Russell, Sniffles, Flaky, Toothy (Yes, 16 starring characters if wewe count me. This is going to be epic.)
Featuring: Flippy
It's the night of the poker tournament. Somehow, the organizers found a meza, jedwali to support 16 players. As a cameo, Beans from the Shoebox blog comic Chuck and Beans is the dealer. Expect to see him a lot; it's only one table. Technically, he'll be listed as a generic mti friend in the episode statistics, but you'll know otherwise. Let's get on with the show.
Everyone starts out with 10,000 in chips.
Nutty: Who's ready for some poker? What are we playing, hold 'em?
Me: Yep. Texas rules.
Toothy: I heard that all the losers die in this casino.
Flaky: Shut up, Toothy. You're worrying me.
Nutty: It's just a rumor. Dealer, we're ready. Shuffle up and deal.
Beans: *rolls eyes* It's what they're paying me to do.
*Hand 1*
Sniffles: My calculations seem to indicate... this hand will not pay off. I will fold. (His cards: 7, 8)
Russell: My intuition tells me to play this hand, but this old sea salt's moyo doesn't feel it. I fold. 'Tis a good decision, yar. (His cards: 4, 9)
Nutty: Ooh, I can work with this. I'm in at 250 in chips. (His Cards: Queen of Spades, King of Spades)
(Note: Here, if someone hits a royal flush, which is the best hand possible, they instantly win, tournament over. This casino likes to reward the lucky.)
Toothy: Yes! 750 in chips will be a salama bet for this hand. (Pocket Aces)
*everyone else folds*
Nutty's K-Q of Spades versus Pocket Aces.
The Flop: A-8-10, all Spades.
Nutty: Come on, Jack of spades. I already have a flush going; let's make it royal.
Toothy: I need 1 zaidi ace au flop card... Let's hope.
The Turn: 5 of Clubs
Nutty: I only have 1 zaidi shot...
Toothy: That opens a lane. All in!
Nutty: I call.
(Here's the situation: if a card other than a jack of spades au a card already on the community card line comes up, Toothy is eliminated. If it's an ace, and an ace only, Nutty is eliminated. Either way, someone's getting Flippy'd. NEW TERM ALERT)
The river card: JACK OF SPADES!
Beans: This game is over. All 15 losers will be promptly killed kwa Flippy.
Flippy: Sorry, Edvine, but I have to do it! (My deaths: will be 1)
*The audience of generic mti Marafiki wanted a bloody massacre, and that's what they got. Mime was thrown against the wall, taking Sniffles out with him, both landing in the fireplace, where they roast. Surprisingly, no one ate the roasted venison that was Mime, instead going for the barbecued anteater that once resembled Sniffles. Giggles, Petunia, and Lammy were all ordered to fornicate with each other; they refused and were thrown outside, where Handy was waiting after folding his hand. He then had sex with all 3. Hey, if wewe don't have any hands, what else are wewe going to do? All 4 were killed, however, when Lumpy was thrown in with them, antlers piercing all 4 of them. Lumpy himself vomited his organs out after seeing their bodies self-impaled kwa him. I had a kisu in my leg, screaming WHAT THE FUCK?!! during, when Flippy divebombed me. He stabbed me where there wasn't bone in the way, causing me to die of massive blood loss. I end up having a better run than Lammy though; I didn't die first. Toothy's buck teeth were forcibly ripped out and he then was pierced in the throat kwa them. The one downside to having teeth. Cuddles was choked kwa his own rabbit ears. Flaky was used as a baseball bat against an unassuming Pop. Splendid almost escaped, but a tranquilizer dart stopped him in his tracks. Flippy also possessed the Kryptonut shown in Gems The Breaks, which kills Splendid with projectile vomiting, intense stomach flu, and having it forcibly shoved through your vertebra. Yeah. Everyone else was chucked into a land mine field, except for Nutty, the winner. He got to watch it ALL. Anyone that escaped the minefield would then be eaten kwa dogs. 15 dead.*
Ouch, 15 deaths. Ah well, Nutty has his Candy he won fair and square. FOR NOW. Fanfic's over; sorry if this sucked. I'm a little groggy.
