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“oh my god niall! wewe really had a pet pig called jaws?” i asked.



“yep!” he winked over at me.
“well that’s random!” giggled Lois.
“where is he now?” zayn asked.
“uh um... my uncle... ate him.” He said.



We all gasped.
“OMG! WHAT A MEAN UNCLE!” louis roared. I don’t think he gets that we are all standing beside him.



Niall nodded and then laughed. I don’t think anyone can not laugh when louis is around!



“I WANT A CARROT!” louis roared, yet again.
Lois just smiled shyly.
“they’re in the fridge lou.” She smiled.



He got a carrot and sat down. Ya.... i don’t think he’s the ‘normal’ type! Kate was glaring at louis for no reason.




I looked at my watch. It was really late and i alisema i would go home.


“um guys, i’ve got to go. I don’t want to be tired tomorrow for work!” i smiled and grabbed my jacket.
“aw ok. Will we see wewe tomorrow?” lois asked.



“ya. I will.” I replied as i walked out the door. Kate and harry followed me.



I think its because kate isn’t a big shabiki of louis and she wont let harry stay up here kwa himself!


The dakika i hit my pillow, i fell asleep.





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I woke up and went straight into the shower. Suddenly, there was loud banging on the door.




“LEAH GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!” a voice roared. It was harry.


“no harry! Wait until im finished.” I told him.




“BUT I WANT TO GO INTO THE SHOWER!” he roared back.


I ignored him and finished my shower. I got dressed in the bathroom and walked into my bedroom. Harry was sitting on my bed, sulking.




“now. The kuoga is free harry.” I smiled mockingly.
“i should have gone in first.” He grumbled.
“and why is that?” i asked, trying my hair with the towel.



“because im older.”
“harry you’re older then me kwa 10 minutes!”
“so? Im still older.”



I rolled my eyes and harry left the room in a huff.


I walked out to the jikoni and made myself some cereal. Harry waltzed out to the kitchen, naked.



“HARRY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!” a voice roared behind him. It was kate. I stuck my tongue out at him. He gave me a dirty look.



“i wouldn’t be in the nude right now if leah hadn’t let me go into the kuoga first.” He said. Oh god, is he EVER going to let that go?



“leah this is all your fault.” Kate alisema as she came back over and gave me a slap.
“ow!” i exclaimed.


Harry giggled and then stuck his tongue out at me. I stuck mine back at him. Kate rolled her eyes.



“for fuck sake! Its like im dealing with two children!” she complained.

I’m guessing she’s not in a very good mood today!



Harry punched me in the arm and ran into the kuoga before i could do anything about it. I went over and made myself a cup of tea.




“what are wewe doing?” kate asked.
“making a cup of tea, why?” i asked.
“because i want one.” She replied.
“make one then!” i told her.
“no wewe make it. You’re the one who works in a cafe.”
“but-but..” i began.
“MAKE ME ONE!” she roared.



I nodded and did as i was told because i didn’t want to end up in an early grave!



I made her a cup of chai and handed it to her.
“here wewe go mam- i mean kate!” i stuttered.
“good girl” she said, evily.



I grabbed my kanzu, koti and headed out the door.
I decided not to call for niall today as he probably wouldn’t be ready.



On my way there, i bumped into someone and fell over. I picked myself up and looked up. Standing right in front of me was the girl liam had cheated on my with. Niall’s ex-girlfriend – Hayley, the Barbie-doll gone wrong in other words.

“watch where you’re going!” she shrieked. Her voice sounded like she had just swallowed the air out of a helium balloon.



“uhh sorry i didn’t see y-” i was interrupted kwa a slap in the face.



“ow! What the fuck was that for?” i asked. She smirked evily at me. She grabbed my shati and pulled me towards her.
“STAY AWAY FROM LIAM!” she screamed.




“its not like i want anything to do with him anymore anyways. After all, he’s fallen for a piece of scum like you.” I scowled at her. I got another slap in the face.


“don’t wewe DARE call me that au wewe WILL regret it!” she squealed.



“what will wewe do?” i asked, unintimidated.



She gave me yet another slap in the face. The last slap REALLY hurt! I didn’t hit her back though, i wasn’t going to sink to her level.



feeeedback wud be lovely! i ADORE feeedback! lol! part 11 coming soon:) xxx
posted by mehparty3
(Hello, readers! Sorry this took so long, but here it is! I have a lot going on in life right now, so I'm gonna have to write even less. :( Enjoy!)
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Ruby and I were walking back to my apartment when Ruby broke the silence. "Is Niall 'the one'?" she asked suddenly. I stopped and turned to her. "Wh-what?" I stuttered. She shrugged. "You know, is Niall 'the one' for you? Like, are wewe gonna get married?"
"Um... I don't know."
"Well, it's been almost 3 years since wewe guys started dating. When are wewe guys gonna get married?"
I laughed. "Ruby,...
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Kay,so do wewe want to be a character in No Way To Go au What Makes Him Beautiful? If wewe do,complete this form! Lol,I feel so....business-ish. Lol! Well anyways here is the form.

Name-
Age-
Eye Color-
Hair Color-
Personality-
Your inayopendelewa saying-
Your inayopendelewa 1D boy-
Type Of Hair-(Ex: Straight,wavy,curly,etc)
Dance,Singing,etc-Yes au no? If yes,then what?
inayopendelewa Food-
inayopendelewa Drink-
What Fanfic-No Way To Go au What Makes Him Beautiful

In the inayopendelewa 1D boy,I can put wewe with him if he's available. Lol! Still feel so business-y. I'm so dumb. Haha. If wewe want to be with the boy,if they're available,tell me how wewe want to react when wewe first meet him,and blah blah. wewe know..how wewe want to meet him,date him,blah blah. wewe know what I mean. xD

Well,tell me what story wewe want to be in,and I'll put wewe in! ;)

~ZoeyMalik28 xxx<3~
 Tell me!
Tell me!
posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr
Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 28: Why Is upendo So Hard to Find?
    Niall and I stayed snuggled up like that for a little while longer, but it was still too early to sleep. Niall was going to a party later, but I didn’t want him to leave.
    Niall was starting to get ready.
“You can come with me.” He said.
“No, I hate parties, everyone gets all drunk, and that’s not my scene.” I said.
“I’ll miss wewe though.” He alisema giving me puppy eyes.
“I’ll miss wewe too, but I’m still not coming. It’s been a long siku anyway.” I said.
“So getting...
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Maybe if you're a super Directioner, wewe already know all these. Let's see if wewe find out anything new!

Here we go:

Louis loves wearing nautical-style shoes without socks - so his feet smell awful!

Zayn wouldn't mind dating a fan, and he wouldn't hide it either.

Niall is naturally brown-haired, not blonde.

Harry wants his first kid to be a girl, and he wants to name her Darcy.

Louis has 4 younger sisters.

Harry came up with the name One Direction.

Liam cried when he saw Toy Story 3.

Niall cried when he saw Finding Nemo.

All the 1D guys have at least 1 sister, except Niall. He's the only guy who has...
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posted by erin_horan
Erin POV: (month 9...) For the last few months I haven't been doing anything I've gotten so big. Niall has to even help me walk sometimes. I upendo him do that. I really do. I upendo him so much no one will ever know! "NIALL!" I scream from the bedroom. He came from the living room in less the 5 seconds. He has been worried now since the due tarehe is any day. "Yes Erin? Is everything okay? Something wrong beautiful!" I say "I feel a horrible pain in my back! Ouch! Ow ow owww!" He leans over and rubs my back. It goes away but in about a dakika it gets worse so bad a cry. "I can't take it anymore...
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posted by lois4
After a uchungu, chungu two-month dispute where of mashabiki of both groups were treated to a slanging match, it seems TW and 1D are slowly coming around to each other, and have even started swapping phone numbers!

According to The Metro, Nathan Sykes spoke out recently saying: “we were rehearsing with them the other day; we’re all pals”.

Nathan ametoa maoni further saying that he and Liam had been texting each other – becoming good pals.

Talking about the run-in both groups had the other week, Sykes said: “We were walking into the studio really embarrassingly imba the song their band were rehearsing...
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One Direction were mobbed kwa mashabiki as they left the Paris Gare Du Nord train station in France earlier today (20th February).

The 'Gotta Be You' star's French mashabiki and followers from around the the world immediately took to Twitter to offer their thoughts on the incident with some calling it "terrifying".

However, Niall took to his social networking account a short while zamani to let his mashabiki know he and the band were fine and wanted everyone to onyesha support to each other.

He tweeted: "all directioners united..everyone stick together! we're all in this together.. wohoo"

"these things happen..part...
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posted by Styles_Smile_
Part1:
*Sayna's POV*
I looked out of my car window to see my old house staring at me. The same house I had left suddenly a mwaka ago. The same house which had been my safety net ever since I was little, the same house, same street, same number. We had to songesha away to Australia a mwaka a go. A whole mwaka I'd been gone, it seemed to go so fast, yet everyday away from here seemed to drag on forever. I'd left everything behind, friends, family, a perfect boyfriend. I'd left it all, one dakika I was here, the inayofuata I was on a plane travelling so far away from everything and everyone I loved. A quick...
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
1#: Liam’s pole dancing

During the One Direction live performance at Red au Black, we got to see a clip of the boys at the subway. During the clip Liam was imba and slightly rubbing up against the pole. How can we ever forget this moment?

#2: One Direction dolls

Probably one of the most ugly dolls ever. It doesn’t match the hot band AT ALL. It actually makes me laugh just looking at them. Also, did wewe notice that Harry doesn’t have a neck? This is too hilarious.

#3: Louis is engaged to Harry

During a shabiki meeting the other siku a shabiki asked Louis if he was ever going to propose to Harry....
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posted by xMrsNiallHoranx
 Liam!!
Liam!!
Name: Liam James Payne
Age: 18
DOB: 29/08/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Wolverhampton
Favourite Film: All three of the Toy Story movies
Celeb Crush: Leona Lewis
Man Crush: Michael McIntyre
Bet wewe didn’t know: He only has one kidney.
Turn-ons: Knee socks, PDAs, giggling, squealing and tattoos.
Turn-offs: Burping, farting, swearing, fake tan and bling.

Liam is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a tarehe he would wear jeans and a T-shirt.
His perfect girl would have to be cheeky but quiet and a bit shy as well. He likes happy, smiley girls. He also likes mousy brown haired girls.
Apparently, he has been grabbed...
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Harry, louis and zayn ran upstairs.


“man what happened? We heard roaring.” Zayn said.

“it’s hayley’s gang – they’ve got leah. They have a gun up to her head right now and if I don’t do what they say, they’ll shoot her.” I said, trembling with fear.


“WHAT?!” they roared.

“and I have to meet niall in the alleyway if I want leah to live.” I told them, shakily.

“we’ll come man. In case wewe need back-up.” louis said.
“no wewe cant. He alisema I have to come alone.” I trembled.

Harry kicked the ukuta in anger.


“harry man it will be ok. Niall will save her.” Zayn...
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I told Amy, Rebecca and even hannah! I text them all the same thing:
"Got big surprise 4 u! B at my huz for 8!!" SEND
Ahh i couldnt wait! Michelle had landed and would be here in about 5 minutes. About 2 hours ago, me and mum went to the furniture store and bought Michelle a kitanda the exact same as mine! Thank god because my room is too big and it will fill it out!I cleared out my junk, taka closet and that could be Michelles wardrobe, I dragged the bedside meza, jedwali from the box room in and put it inayofuata to michelles kitanda which was now beautiful thanks to me and mums emergency shopping spree for covers and...
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posted by harry98
After Supermacs we all went to the park.Leah was still blabbing about pointless topics like cheese,ham,bread and her bedtime! Eventually Harry snapped 'Will wewe just shutup! You're really getting on my nerves' I was trying so hard to hold in my laugh but Leah looked a bit upset so I just alisema 'Leah here's £2 wewe and Niall can go and get ice-cream.' Leah and Niall ran off happily. 'Nicely done' alisema Harry. 'Thanks' I said. Later that siku Me and Harry and Niall and Leah went to the cinema. The movie they chose was absoulutely crap! I was just about to fall asleep when all of a sudden I heard...
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posted by johncenaw85oi
"You need to get that!" eloise shouted.
"Haha ok i will" i said, getting my size.

We spent forever in topshop. I picked up that purple top, bought 2 pairs of shorts. 1 denim shorts and 1 white pair, i also bought a bikini.
Eloise bought that light pink t-shirt, a mini skirt, upindo and some gladiator sandles.

My things came to £42.

The boys were all ready waiting outside topshop for us.

"Where have wewe been!" Niall shouted sarcastically.
"where do wewe think, the moon?" i joked.
"Hahaha very funny!" niall said.

I noticed Niall and Harry had bought a few things from topman.

We all headed to hollister.
We also...
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Full Name: Zain Javadd Malik
Nick Names: Dj Malik, Zaynster, Bradford Bad Boi
Date and Time Of Birth: January 12, 1993, 10:00 AM
Place Of Birth: West Lane, Baildon, Bradford, England.
Age: 20 (2013)
Hometown: Bradford, England
Blood Type: O
Favourite Movie: Freedom Writers
Favourite T.V Shows: Family Guy
Favourite Restaurant: Nandos
Favourite Colour: Red
Fear: Heights
Favourite Food: Chicken
Favourite Drink: Red ng'ombe (yeah buddy)
Pet: Dog named Boris & Cats called Rolo and Tom
Shoe Size: 8 1/2
Turn-ons:
Turn-offs:
Fun Facts: He is known for stealing the boys clothes.

More Facts:
He says a bit romantic Really....
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