Name: Niall James Horan
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
nyota Sign: Virgo
nyumbani Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet wewe didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a tarehe he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shati and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in sekunde with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants au nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath au shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do wewe have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do wewe cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my kitanda when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
nyota Sign: Virgo
nyumbani Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet wewe didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a tarehe he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shati and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in sekunde with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants au nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath au shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do wewe have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do wewe cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my kitanda when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
It was Monday the 13th of July as jane woke to the alarm clock greated kwa the posters all over her ukuta of 1D but little did she know to siku was the siku directioners would take over the world as she set of to school she pulled out her phone a the ring of it to inform her of a a tex message in was her friend Jill she had text jane to tell her that 1D haters had been arguing with the directioners in her school and jane ran but when she reached the red gates of the school before her stood a army of haters all the directioners were being round up and kicked out the school and the staff with there old mans jackets and ties where now helping the haters........ Part 2 coming to if u enjoyed that part 1 leave a maoni and let me now what u thought
Niall: He only thinks of you. Sometimes he gets so distracted that he’ll fumble over his words au stumble up a step. The boys have to give him a slap on the back to keep him focused.
Liam: He silently dedicates every song to you. As the opening chords begin to play he says to himself, ‘this one’s for you, babe.’
Louis: He tries to get wewe to come up for a song. Every single night he fails, but he hasn’t aliyopewa up yet. “Just come on, one song!" he begs.
Harry: He gives wewe little winks and waves and blows wewe kisses. Sometimes the two of wewe even pretend to dance with one another. Cheeky, no?
Zayn: He refuses to look at wewe because he knows that you’ll distract him. Not on purpose, of course, but he knows that he is too weak to resist getting flustered. So, he tries his best to keep his mind and eyes off of you.
Liam: He silently dedicates every song to you. As the opening chords begin to play he says to himself, ‘this one’s for you, babe.’
Louis: He tries to get wewe to come up for a song. Every single night he fails, but he hasn’t aliyopewa up yet. “Just come on, one song!" he begs.
Harry: He gives wewe little winks and waves and blows wewe kisses. Sometimes the two of wewe even pretend to dance with one another. Cheeky, no?
Zayn: He refuses to look at wewe because he knows that you’ll distract him. Not on purpose, of course, but he knows that he is too weak to resist getting flustered. So, he tries his best to keep his mind and eyes off of you.