Girl, I see it in your tweets, your a directioner,
Cause your the 11 mwaka old who sells cookiesssss,
Your tweets tear wewe apartttt,
And girl, what a mess wewe made upon your cyber lifee,
No parent in the world deserves this,
Yet here wewe areee,
Selling girlscout cookiesss,

Can wewe fallll,
One zaidi timeeee,
Stop the videoooo,
And rewinddddd,

Ohhh,
And if wewe futa your twitter,
I know we’ll celebrate,
Cause there is nobody elseeee,
As screwed up as youuuuu
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuuuu,
Ohh as youuuuuuuuuuu,
Heyyyy,

Now girl I hear it in your cries and how it trembles,
When wewe scream for your mom’s helpppp,
She doesn’t careee,
You’ve almost sold sixty boxesss,

And your head speaks louder than your wordsss,
And your about to break from all you’ve heardd,
But don’t be scared,
Directioners ain’t goin nowhereee

We’ll be hereee,
Watching that videoooo,
Laughing and smilinggg,
Oh and rewinddddd,

But if wewe futa your twitter,
I know we’ll celebrate,
Cause there is nobody elseeee,
As screwed up as youuuuu
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuuuu,
Ohh as youuuuuuuuuuu,

Oh girlll, can wewe fall one more, one zaidi time,
One more, one more, can wewe fall,
One more, one zaidi time,
I’ll keep rewindinggg,
One more, one more, can wewe fall,
One more, one more, can wewe fall one zaidi timeee,
I’ll keep rewindingggg,

Cause nobody’s as screwed up as youuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuu,
Ohh as youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

As screwed up as youuuu,
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuuuuu,
Oh, as youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.