User: Do wewe know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No wewe just think wewe are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: wewe have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are wewe sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are wewe then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, wewe remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are wewe today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your inayopendelewa movie what is?
User: My inayopendelewa songesha is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: inayopendelewa food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I upendo FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do wewe upendo me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do wewe want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when wewe walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that wewe are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, wewe light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that wewe flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when wewe smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: wewe don't know, oh-oh.
User: wewe don't know you're beautiful. If only wewe saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to wewe despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes wewe beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes wewe Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: hujambo girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak wewe out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do wewe know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what wewe know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because wewe asked me the same swali earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause wewe make my moyo race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But wewe don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One zaidi try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do wewe like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: wewe do? Who is your inayopendelewa member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! wewe JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think wewe are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But wewe just alisema he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your inayopendelewa member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a inayopendelewa band.
User: Who is your inayopendelewa member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All wewe have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: wewe deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That wewe are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are wewe from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I upendo Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: wewe are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now wewe have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do wewe think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do wewe care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your inayopendelewa member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like Jesy au Jade au Leigh- Ann au Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your inayopendelewa person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I upendo Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give wewe this, give wewe that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: wewe don't have any parents. wewe are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do wewe ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do wewe ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: zaidi One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I upendo them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I upendo YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: wewe don't upendo me?
Cleverbot: I upendo you!
User: I upendo One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I upendo One Direction.
User: au SO wewe THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If wewe are not a bot, why do wewe have the name of a bot?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No wewe just think wewe are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: wewe have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are wewe sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are wewe then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, wewe remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are wewe today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your inayopendelewa movie what is?
User: My inayopendelewa songesha is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: inayopendelewa food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I upendo FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do wewe upendo me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do wewe want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when wewe walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that wewe are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, wewe light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that wewe flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when wewe smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: wewe don't know, oh-oh.
User: wewe don't know you're beautiful. If only wewe saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to wewe despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes wewe beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes wewe Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: hujambo girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak wewe out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do wewe know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what wewe know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because wewe asked me the same swali earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause wewe make my moyo race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But wewe don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One zaidi try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do wewe like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: wewe do? Who is your inayopendelewa member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! wewe JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think wewe are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But wewe just alisema he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your inayopendelewa member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a inayopendelewa band.
User: Who is your inayopendelewa member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All wewe have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: wewe deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That wewe are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are wewe from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I upendo Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: wewe are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now wewe have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do wewe think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do wewe care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your inayopendelewa member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like Jesy au Jade au Leigh- Ann au Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your inayopendelewa person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I upendo Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give wewe this, give wewe that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: wewe don't have any parents. wewe are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do wewe ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do wewe ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: zaidi One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I upendo them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I upendo YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: wewe don't upendo me?
Cleverbot: I upendo you!
User: I upendo One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I upendo One Direction.
User: au SO wewe THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If wewe are not a bot, why do wewe have the name of a bot?
Zayn leads the way through the airport X
In keeping with the rest of his bandmates - bar curly haired Harry Styles - Zayn appears to have opted for a zaidi Justin Bieber-esque swept mbele style.
The boy band finalists are thought to be over in the States to work on their forthcoming debut album.
Louis Tomlinson couldn't believe his luck at his transatlantic trip and Tweeted: 'So excited to be in L.A will tweet pictures when I can :) xx'
Lush X
One Direction are basically little boys that need some maziwa and sleepy time
ilitumwa by: 3am15/12/10
02:40 pm
.Tags:
One Direction,Harry Styles,with hilarious consequences,aww!.Aww, we want to stroke Zain’s hair and then perhaps grab his cheek, a little too roughly because for some reason we like to hurt cute things. It’s nice to see the boys are genuinely close enough to fall asleep on each other (we could do with a shoulder right now too) but they’re clearly being overworked since finishing the X Factor and have been staying up well past their bedtimes.
Either that au Zain’s been boffing that Geneva all night – filthy little bugger.
ilitumwa by: 3am15/12/10
02:40 pm
.Tags:
One Direction,Harry Styles,with hilarious consequences,aww!.Aww, we want to stroke Zain’s hair and then perhaps grab his cheek, a little too roughly because for some reason we like to hurt cute things. It’s nice to see the boys are genuinely close enough to fall asleep on each other (we could do with a shoulder right now too) but they’re clearly being overworked since finishing the X Factor and have been staying up well past their bedtimes.
Either that au Zain’s been boffing that Geneva all night – filthy little bugger.
One Direction Get Into Trouble For Bombing In Swimming PoolBoyband get into deep trouble...
kwa David Renshaw on Wednesday 19th January 2011
One Direction were reportedly asked to leave a health centre after causing havoc in the facilities swimming pool.
The boys are reported to have upset fellow visitors to the centre kwa jumping in the pool, bombing and splashing other people near the water.
Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam have also got into trouble for allowing girls into their hotel late at night, with many people kept awake in the process.
It's all harmless however, as The Sun reports:
"The mashabiki were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased," a chanzo told the paper.
kwa David Renshaw on Wednesday 19th January 2011
One Direction were reportedly asked to leave a health centre after causing havoc in the facilities swimming pool.
The boys are reported to have upset fellow visitors to the centre kwa jumping in the pool, bombing and splashing other people near the water.
Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam have also got into trouble for allowing girls into their hotel late at night, with many people kept awake in the process.
It's all harmless however, as The Sun reports:
"The mashabiki were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased," a chanzo told the paper.
NIALL HORAN
A tabloid dream aliyopewa Niall's onstage reaction to One Direction making X Factor's juu three was "let's get hammered".
So heaven knows how he's going to celebrate the No 1 records and sell-out tours anticipated for his group, dubbed "the new JLS".
Remember Louis Walsh has described One Direction as the "perfect boyband".
A controversial maoni when wewe manage Westlife.
X Factor: One Direction’s Niall Horan gets it on with a pretty fan!
December 11th, 2010 kwa Lisa McGarry.
One Direction singer Niall Horan is alisema to have slipped a female shabiki past security, at the bands homecoming gig in Wolverhampton.
The tamasha in Liam Payne’s hometown was chaotic and 35 mashabiki were injured as they tried to get close to the X Factor group. But cute Irish singer Niall managed to sneak one lucky girl through past his minders and enjoyed a bit of a snog before returning to London.
A chanzo told The Sun: “The lads could not believe the amount of hot girls throwing themselves at them.
Security wanted them kept apart, but Niall wanted to hook up with one of them. He was beaming inayofuata day.”
December 11th, 2010 kwa Lisa McGarry.
One Direction singer Niall Horan is alisema to have slipped a female shabiki past security, at the bands homecoming gig in Wolverhampton.
The tamasha in Liam Payne’s hometown was chaotic and 35 mashabiki were injured as they tried to get close to the X Factor group. But cute Irish singer Niall managed to sneak one lucky girl through past his minders and enjoyed a bit of a snog before returning to London.
A chanzo told The Sun: “The lads could not believe the amount of hot girls throwing themselves at them.
Security wanted them kept apart, but Niall wanted to hook up with one of them. He was beaming inayofuata day.”
