*Sorry for mistakes!*
“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shati and has Superman shati underneath) Superman is here!!”
“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”
“In my first video diary I explained my upendo for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”
“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”
“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”
“I upendo the big red bus!”
“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”
“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”
“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”
“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”
“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”
“No,' Jimmy protested.”
“And remember people: wewe might not be plastic, but wewe are fantastic!”
“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”
“If I were to look in wewe ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”
“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”
“Check mah flow!”
“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”
“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”
“Those sound like the three best majibu I've ever heard on this onyesha even though it's the first ever of this show!”
“You can't go to sleep without a cup of chai and maybe thats the reason that wewe talk in your sleep...”
“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”
“Yes! The Tommo is back!”
“It's incredible to have people onyesha their support when your doing something wewe love.”
“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”
"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was Niall that wanted me to make him breakfast"
“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shati and has Superman shati underneath) Superman is here!!”
“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”
“In my first video diary I explained my upendo for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”
“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”
“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”
“I upendo the big red bus!”
“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”
“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”
“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”
“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”
“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”
“No,' Jimmy protested.”
“And remember people: wewe might not be plastic, but wewe are fantastic!”
“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”
“If I were to look in wewe ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”
“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”
“Check mah flow!”
“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”
“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”
“Those sound like the three best majibu I've ever heard on this onyesha even though it's the first ever of this show!”
“You can't go to sleep without a cup of chai and maybe thats the reason that wewe talk in your sleep...”
“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”
“Yes! The Tommo is back!”
“It's incredible to have people onyesha their support when your doing something wewe love.”
“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”
"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was Niall that wanted me to make him breakfast"
"Kylie was first class and was passed kwa the boys when they went to the place. They worked up the courage to call her, and Kylie was wonderful to them, wishing them luck in their careers. She alisema and that she loves their music. Nial, Louis, Zayn, Harry and Liam were in America where they are presented their album what will appear in the U.S. a week earlier than planned, due to unprecedented shabiki interest.
Nickname:Hazza
Age: 17
Height: 1.78 m
Trademark: Curly Hair
siku of birthday: 1 February 1994
nyota Sign: Aquarius
Brothers au sisters: One older sister Gemma
nyumbani Town: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, UK
School: Holmes Chapel High school in Crewe, Cheshire
Favourite Song: Free Falling kwa John Mayer
Favourite Film: upendo Actually
Favourite Band: The Beatles
Favourite TV Show: Family Guy
Supports: Manchester United
Is: Right Handed
Best friends: Liam, Zayn, Louis and Niall
Harry came up with the name of his boy band, One Direction.He has green eyes.Harry and his band, One Direction, are the official new ambassadors for Pokemon.He’s the youngest member of One Direction.Harry loves cats, has four nipples and lives with Louis Tomlinson.His inayopendelewa color on a girl is pink. He wants to name is first baby girl Darcy. Harry says that he is a loyal boyfriend and his mom thinks he is a romantic.
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before chajio, chakula cha jioni at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us inayofuata time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us inayofuata time, Louis?