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1#: Liam’s pole dancing

During the One Direction live performance at Red au Black, we got to see a clip of the boys at the subway. During the clip Liam was imba and slightly rubbing up against the pole. How can we ever forget this moment?

#2: One Direction dolls

Probably one of the most ugly dolls ever. It doesn’t match the hot band AT ALL. It actually makes me laugh just looking at them. Also, did wewe notice that Harry doesn’t have a neck? This is too hilarious.

#3: Louis is engaged to Harry

During a shabiki meeting the other siku a shabiki asked Louis if he was ever going to propose to Harry....

Name: Liam James Payne
Age: 18
DOB: 29/08/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Wolverhampton
Favourite Film: All three of the Toy Story movies
Celeb Crush: Leona Lewis
Man Crush: Michael McIntyre
Bet wewe didn’t know: He only has one kidney.
Turn-ons: Knee socks, PDAs, giggling, squealing and tattoos.
Turn-offs: Burping, farting, swearing, fake tan and bling.

Liam is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a tarehe he would wear jeans and a T-shirt.
His perfect girl would have to be cheeky but quiet and a bit shy as well. He likes happy, smiley girls. He also likes mousy brown haired girls.
Apparently, he has been grabbed...

Harry, louis and zayn ran upstairs.


“man what happened? We heard roaring.” Zayn said.

“it’s hayley’s gang – they’ve got leah. They have a gun up to her head right now and if I don’t do what they say, they’ll shoot her.” I said, trembling with fear.


“WHAT?!” they roared.

“and I have to meet niall in the alleyway if I want leah to live.” I told them, shakily.

“we’ll come man. In case wewe need back-up.” louis said.
“no wewe cant. He alisema I have to come alone.” I trembled.

Harry kicked the ukuta in anger.


“harry man it will be ok. Niall will save her.” Zayn...

I tried to make this one a bit longer than usual.


That morning I heard a beautiful voice. I listened in “You know wewe upendo me I know wewe care.” Niall and his Justin Bieber obsession. I knocked on the ukuta as Harry peered out of the bathroom.

“Knock it off.” I tapped on the wall. I heard Niall’s Irish laugh. Harry shrugged and went in the bathroom,

“And Harry, get some clothes on wewe nudist.” Harry looked out again, towel on his waist, he shot me a dirty look. He turned and put his hands on the front,

“No, Harry.” He had done this to me before, I started to regret the words...

Vivid to launch One Direction dolls
by Katie Roberts | barua pepe a friend | PrintGlobal Merchandising Services signs firm as licensee for the X-Factor finalists.

Following their appearance at the sell-out X-Factor arena tour around the UK this spring, Vivid is planning to immortalise the five teenagers as collector dolls in time for Christmas.

The Vivid team is working towards a Q4 retail launch and is already projecting sales in excess of 250,000 units in the first year.

The One Direction dolls add to Vivid's catalogue of licensed dolls, which include Justin Bieber, JLS and Take That.

“We know that...

I told Amy, Rebecca and even hannah! I text them all the same thing:
"Got big surprise 4 u! B at my huz for 8!!" SEND
Ahh i couldnt wait! Michelle had landed and would be here in about 5 minutes. About 2 hours ago, me and mum went to the furniture store and bought Michelle a kitanda the exact same as mine! Thank god because my room is too big and it will fill it out!I cleared out my junk, taka closet and that could be Michelles wardrobe, I dragged the bedside meza, jedwali from the box room in and put it inayofuata to michelles kitanda which was now beautiful thanks to me and mums emergency shopping spree for covers and...

After Supermacs we all went to the park.Leah was still blabbing about pointless topics like cheese,ham,bread and her bedtime! Eventually Harry snapped 'Will wewe just shutup! You're really getting on my nerves' I was trying so hard to hold in my laugh but Leah looked a bit upset so I just alisema 'Leah here's £2 wewe and Niall can go and get ice-cream.' Leah and Niall ran off happily. 'Nicely done' alisema Harry. 'Thanks' I said. Later that siku Me and Harry and Niall and Leah went to the cinema. The movie they chose was absoulutely crap! I was just about to fall asleep when all of a sudden I heard...

I left my uggs at the front door and ran upstairs into his bedroom.
"Sooo... uh what did wewe want to talk to me about?" i asked.
"Jess, wewe may not know this but im a VERY jealous person and seeing wewe so close to Louis just made me jealous. I admire your friendship but i think my jealousy went over the juu and im just so sorry about that. I knew me and Louis had an argument and i accidently hit wewe so wewe werent talking to me, so i went and sat kwa Harry and told everyone what happened. Tracy seemed upset so i gave her a hug and told her that i bet kwa tomorrow everything would be fine again....

"You need to get that!" eloise shouted.
"Haha ok i will" i said, getting my size.

We spent forever in topshop. I picked up that purple top, bought 2 pairs of shorts. 1 denim shorts and 1 white pair, i also bought a bikini.
Eloise bought that light pink t-shirt, a mini skirt, upindo and some gladiator sandles.

My things came to £42.

The boys were all ready waiting outside topshop for us.

"Where have wewe been!" Niall shouted sarcastically.
"where do wewe think, the moon?" i joked.
"Hahaha very funny!" niall said.

I noticed Niall and Harry had bought a few things from topman.

We all headed to hollister.
We also...

When we asked Louis Tomlinson about his lady Eleanor Calder at the Radio 1 Teen Awards he told us it was all pretty laid back.

"It's zaidi low key," he told us. "Kinda like seeing each other. It's zaidi casual. It's cool."

Profound as that was, it sounds like things have got a lot zaidi serious since then.
Now around one mwezi on and after reportedly taking Eleanor nyumbani to meet his mum, things seem a lot less casual.

"I am a one-woman man with Eleanor," Louis told The Sun.

"It's still not quite official. We haven't put a name on it but I really like her, she's cool."Louis Tomlinson: "I'm a one woman...

Our One Direction boys have been far far away in America working on their album. We miss them. We want to see their faces again but we know it's very important for them to focus on their muziki right now.

From everything they've been tweeting it's clear to see they've been working very hard, but as usual, it also sounds like they've been up to lots of bila mpangilio stuff including hanging out with Perez Hilton, Chad Michael Murray and rubber chickens?



Last week Louis wrote, "My eggs benedict were BEAUT ! Anyway off to studio now, will try to tweet while I'm there. :) x"

Niall has been keeping us all...

“um, im sorry but who are you?” kinga asked politely. “hi, im niall.” He smiled at her. He had an amazing smile. “im kinga, nice to meet you.” She alisema as she crept over to me and whispered. “he’s cute!” i just nodded. “so niall, do wewe want to play mpira wa kikapu with us after school? we’re an undefeated team!” harry laughed. “ya, but thats because we have kinga on our team!” i laughed. “ya sure, ill come. but i don’t have a clue how to play.” Niall said. kate rolled her eyes. “why does he have to come?” she moaned. Niall looked offended.


“don’t mind kate.”...

'Harry you're taking me for breakfast' I told him the inayofuata morning. 'Good morning to wewe too' he answered. I took a step towards him and he put his hands over his face and alisema 'I mean of course it would be an honour' I smirked and alisema 'Smart boy' I got dressed in a black hoody with a smiley face on it that alisema 'Little Miss Sunshine' and denim shorts with white flip-flops. I put a pair of sunglasses on my head and put my hair in a side pony-tail. I went over to the mirror and did my makeup. 'Come on' I told Harry when I was ready. We bumped into Leah and Niall in the lobby 'Hey' Leah said...

'So when are we going' I asked Harry the inayofuata day. 'Tomorrow' he answered. 'Cool' I told him. I started to pack.I was a bit thirsty so I went to get coke. I spotted Zayn kwa the sink. 'Hey Zayn.'I alisema .Zayn grabbed me and shoved me into a closet. 'Right wewe can't tell anyone'he alisema 'Tell anyone what?' I was really confused. 'That I'm throwing a surprise birthday for ...........' he told me all the details. 'Ok' I alisema 'But wait until I'm back' I took a can of koki and left. The inayofuata morning Harry woke me up at 5 in the morning. 'I'm too tired' I complained. He grabbed my duvet off me and threw...