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mmmmmm

posted by gylfie

" mmmm," alisema elliot
" mmmm" alisema boog
" mmmm" alisema mc squizzy
" yuck" alisema buddy
" yuck" alisema mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" alisema everyone.
" see? i told wewe it was good" alisema elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" alisema the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" nyasi, nyasi kavu elliot, i have to go." alisema boog
" then GO" alisema elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh wewe know? the toilet?" alisema boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." alisema elliot
" well what do wewe do?" asked boog
" wewe know.... i don't remember."

Shaw's Crazy Night

posted by jamesparson1999

One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his cabin, kibanda wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead au unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny nyumbu, mule with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, alisema Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, alisema Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...