Who Were wewe In a Past Life? 

WTF!?
You Were A Banished Herbalist.
Where You Lived: Mexico.

How You Died: Buried alive.

I don't have a job cause I'm still kinda young but I want to be a writer. So I put that in a that came up. WTF!? This doesn't seem very accurate.

You Were A Blind Magician.
Where You Lived: Germany.

How You Died: Dysentery.


I actually live in Germany. o_o
But my disease is kinda messed up.. haha.

You were an Evil Poet
Where you lived: South Africa
How you died: The Plague

Then I tried it again with the same thing and got:

You were a Kind Dancer
Where you lived: Ontario
How you died: Decapitation

Hmm...

You Were A Banished Belly Dancer.
Where You Lived: Quebec.

How You Died: The Plague.




WHAT
THE
FUCK?

You Were A Mute Chief.
Where You Lived: New Zealand.
How You Died: Suicide.
tehehehehe
uh oh

You Were A Greasy Viking.



Where You Lived: Alaska.

How You Died: Natural causes.(2) You Were A Charming Spice Trader.





Where You Lived: Cyprus.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

I like my second choice trade better!