From an barua pepe I got.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until wewe hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A siku without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live kwa the sword get shot kwa those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime wewe have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is alisema that if wewe line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind kwa those who got there first.
12. Give a man a samaki and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to samaki and he will sit in a mashua all siku drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When wewe go into court, wewe are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until wewe hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A siku without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live kwa the sword get shot kwa those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime wewe have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is alisema that if wewe line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind kwa those who got there first.
12. Give a man a samaki and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to samaki and he will sit in a mashua all siku drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When wewe go into court, wewe are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Other philosophical traditions, such as African philosophy, are rarely considered kwa foreign academia. Since emphasis is mainly placed on Western philosophy as a reference point, the study, preservation and dissemination of valuable, but lesser known, non-Western philosophical works face many obstacles. Key African philosophers include the Fulani Usman Dan Fodio, founder of the Sokoto Caliphate of Northern Nigeria and Umar Tall of Senegal; both were prolific Islamic scholars. In the post-colonial period, different picha of what could be argued as "African" Philosophy from the level of epistemology have risen. These could include the thoughts and enquiries of such individuals as Cheik Anta Diop, Francis Ohanyido, C.L. Momoh, and Chinweizu.
The philosophy of the modern and contemporary African world, including the diaspora, is often known as Africana Philosophy. Key philosophers include Frantz Fanon, Kwesi Wiredu, Paget Henry, Lewis Gordon, Mabogo Percy zaidi and many others.
The philosophy of the modern and contemporary African world, including the diaspora, is often known as Africana Philosophy. Key philosophers include Frantz Fanon, Kwesi Wiredu, Paget Henry, Lewis Gordon, Mabogo Percy zaidi and many others.
From an email.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
wewe should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wewe wake up in an old age nyumbani feeling better every day.
wewe get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when wewe start work, wewe get a dhahabu watch on your first day.
wewe work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
wewe drink alcohol, wewe party, you're generally promiscuous and wewe get ready for High School.
wewe go to primary school, wewe become a kid , wewe play, wewe have no responsibilities, wewe become a baby, and then...
wewe spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, wewe finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
THE LIFE CYCLE
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
wewe should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wewe wake up in an old age nyumbani feeling better every day.
wewe get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when wewe start work, wewe get a dhahabu watch on your first day.
wewe work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
wewe drink alcohol, wewe party, you're generally promiscuous and wewe get ready for High School.
wewe go to primary school, wewe become a kid , wewe play, wewe have no responsibilities, wewe become a baby, and then...
wewe spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, wewe finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
