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posted by isabelle_905
From an email.

THE LIFE CYCLE

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

wewe should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, wewe wake up in an old age nyumbani feeling better every day.

wewe get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when wewe start work, wewe get a dhahabu watch on your first day.

wewe work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

wewe drink alcohol, wewe party, you're generally promiscuous and wewe get ready for High School.

wewe go to primary school, wewe become a kid , wewe play, wewe have no responsibilities, wewe become a baby, and then...

wewe spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, wewe finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.