1. While wewe are wewe are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
7. Answer his maswali with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time wewe say something with the letter “P”
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks wewe if wewe would like a drink with the pizza, act as if wewe were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed kwa an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the inayofuata window to pick up your order”.
16. Explain him that wewe want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if wewe can keep the box. When he majibu yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything wewe say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that wewe would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the kitanda until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if wewe could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with kwa supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that wewe were drunk and that wewe are sorry about what wewe said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently inayofuata to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 sekunde and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before wewe hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first siku working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” kwa any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the awali jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
7. Answer his maswali with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time wewe say something with the letter “P”
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks wewe if wewe would like a drink with the pizza, act as if wewe were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed kwa an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the inayofuata window to pick up your order”.
16. Explain him that wewe want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if wewe can keep the box. When he majibu yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything wewe say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that wewe would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the kitanda until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if wewe could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with kwa supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that wewe were drunk and that wewe are sorry about what wewe said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently inayofuata to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 sekunde and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before wewe hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first siku working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” kwa any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the awali jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.
