If youll believe this, numbers 3, 7, 11, 13, 16-18, 20, 21, 23-25, 33-35, 37, 38, 40-44, 47, 49, 51, 53-61, 63, 65, 66, 68, 69, 71, 72, 74-76, 78, 79 and 80 are all true for me! And 14 will be true when I get a pet mahindi, nafaka snake. My mom won't allow me to change my Cats names.
1) Leather is all wewe wear.
2) A one-piece diamond pattern body suit is all wewe wear.
3) wewe hate justin beiber IMMENSELY. With a passion. Just because he copies Queen.
4) wewe pretend to throw up when anything else but Queen is on the radio.
5) wewe really do throw up when anything but Queen is on the radio.
6) wewe do Freddie For A siku EVERY day.
7) wewe paint your left hand nails black like Freddie did in the 70's (I do this!)
8) wewe spend study hall studying Queen.
9) wewe skip class just to listen to Queen.
10) At parties, wewe simply down-right REFUSE to dance unless Queen is playing (especially if you're a bad dancer).
11) wewe start the stomp-stomp-clap at sporting events.
12) wewe don't know any other artists songs kwa heart.
13) In muziki class when the teacher says "what song would wewe like to play/sing?", wewe say "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
14) wewe name your pet "Deaky"
15) wewe REname your pet "Deaky"
16) wewe start calling people "dear", and "darling" and "lovies" like Freddie did.
17) wewe squeal anytime wewe read the word "queen" even if it has nothing to do with music.
18) You're the only one in your whole class who knows over 15 Queen songs kwa heart.
19) wewe wear really tight tights all the time, even if you're a guy.
20) If someone calls wewe "crazy" wewe start imba I'm Going Slightly Mad.
21) You're not embarrassed kwa 16 - 20.
22) wewe style your hair like Brian's, even if it doesn't work for your style.
23)You naturally have hair like Brian's.
24) If someone annoys you, wewe start imba "Death On Two Legs" to them (if wewe know the lyrics you'll understand why)
25) When your Marafiki talk about their favourite singers, wewe shake your head and say "Not as good as ol' Freddie."
26) You're the most flamboyantly dressed in the school.
27) Hammer To Fall kwa Brian is "your jam". 🎶
28) Living On My Own kwa Freddie is "your jam"🎶
29) A Kind Of Magic kwa Roger is "your jam" 🎶
30) Another One Bites The Dust kwa John is "your jam"🎶
31) If you're a guy, wewe sing Good kikale, kale fashioned Lover Boy to your girlfriend (or if you're gay, boyfriend. It doesn't matter. All that matters is wewe upendo Queen, right?)
32) If you're a guy, wewe like to dress up in drag and dance to I Want To Break Free.
33) If you're a girl, wewe like to find your most girly outfit and put on a fake moustache, and dance around to I Want To Break Free.
34) wewe feel guilty if you're playing Radio Ga Ga on somthing other than a radio.
35) wewe ask everyone wewe meet within the first 10 dakika if they like Queen.
36) wewe can't see an inch of your bedroom ukuta space, for it's obscured kwa posters of Queen.
37) wewe play Queen muziki on your violin, even though it diesn't sound good on a violin.
38) wewe sing Somebody To upendo when wewe feel like wewe can't find a boyfriend au girlfriend.
39) If you're a good artist, wewe spend all your free time drawing the members, and the Queen crest.
40) wewe know the personalities of each of the band members.
41) wewe celebrate the band members birthdays (I have the same one as Roger!)
42) wewe celebrate Queen siku (I heard it's an actual day, September 8th!)
43) wewe successfully get zaidi than 3 Marafiki hooked on Queen.
44) wewe DARE not interrupt when Queen is playing. (A picture on this club says "when Queen is playing, wewe shut the fuck up!")
45) wewe aren't allowed to listen to Queen at night because you'll get "over excited"
46) wewe songesha to London (if wewe don't live there) just to be near the Queen International shabiki Club.
47) wewe at least want to songesha to London (if wewe don't live there) just to be near the Queen International shabiki Club.
48) wewe sing Fat-Bottomed Girls in public really loud with no shame.
49) Any other band is boring to you.
50) wewe find moustaches very hot.
51) wewe relate just about anything to lyrics in a Queen song!
52) wewe sing Killer Queen in the shower. Really loud. wewe probably annoy all other members of the household.
53) When wewe need an energy kick, Don't Stop Me Now is your favourite song!
54) wewe still cry over Freddie's death when wewe hear No-One But You.
55) Even if wewe don't understand a song, wewe upendo it with all your heart.
56) wewe spend over 20 dakika just sighing contentedly, looking at a picture of the band.
57) wewe kiss the pictures of the band.
58) When wewe compliment a hot guy, wewe say he looks just like Roger in the early 80's.
59) On an average siku Queen takes up over 80% of your thought space.
60) wewe feel guilty if wewe listen to anything else.
61) wewe hate the press.
62) Your binder has stickers of Queen all over it (where do wewe find those?)
63) If someone insults Queen, wewe majorly freak out and go into a half saa speech why Queen is the greatest, and anyone who says different is a bug-brain.
64) wewe beat up whoever insults Queen.
65) wewe can talk for hours about how hot they are.
66) wewe only mouth along to Queen for fear of drowning out the radio.
67) This is what's written in your locker (or dawati if wewe have an office job) : QueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQue
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68) wewe feel very emotional when wewe hear, au even think about, Bohemian Rhapsody. Sometimes wewe cry, even.
69) wewe constantly compare others to Queen until wewe get kicked out of the room (not as cute as John / not as loud as Queen / not as charming as Freddie) ect.
70) wewe pretend to fly around in a little car thing like in the Radio Ga Ga muziki video.
71) The last song wewe listened to was Queen.
72) The song wewe are listening to right now is Queen.
73) I'll take wewe to the Seven Seas Of Rhye
74) If wewe pray to Freddie, wewe end it with "I upendo you!"
75) wewe think wewe sound like a banshee compared to Freddie.
76) wewe like penguins just because they're Brian's favourite animal. (they're so cute!)
77) wewe get a jester hat just because John wears one in the I'm Going Slightly Mad video.
78) wewe watch some muziki video (I recommend I Want To Break Free and I'm Going Slightly Mad as good examples) and learn how to dance like Freddie!
79) wewe see the GLOMPED picture at the bottom of the article? wewe are now Freddie, and your unsuspecting Marafiki are John.
Thank all wewe darlings for reading! upendo and kisses to wewe all! (Freddie ended a letter to the shabiki club somewhat like this!)
Hugs and kisses to the band! XOXOXOXO
80)You end any form of uandishi about Queen with hugs and kisses to each band member! :)
1) Leather is all wewe wear.
2) A one-piece diamond pattern body suit is all wewe wear.
3) wewe hate justin beiber IMMENSELY. With a passion. Just because he copies Queen.
4) wewe pretend to throw up when anything else but Queen is on the radio.
5) wewe really do throw up when anything but Queen is on the radio.
6) wewe do Freddie For A siku EVERY day.
7) wewe paint your left hand nails black like Freddie did in the 70's (I do this!)
8) wewe spend study hall studying Queen.
9) wewe skip class just to listen to Queen.
10) At parties, wewe simply down-right REFUSE to dance unless Queen is playing (especially if you're a bad dancer).
11) wewe start the stomp-stomp-clap at sporting events.
12) wewe don't know any other artists songs kwa heart.
13) In muziki class when the teacher says "what song would wewe like to play/sing?", wewe say "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
14) wewe name your pet "Deaky"
15) wewe REname your pet "Deaky"
16) wewe start calling people "dear", and "darling" and "lovies" like Freddie did.
17) wewe squeal anytime wewe read the word "queen" even if it has nothing to do with music.
18) You're the only one in your whole class who knows over 15 Queen songs kwa heart.
19) wewe wear really tight tights all the time, even if you're a guy.
20) If someone calls wewe "crazy" wewe start imba I'm Going Slightly Mad.
21) You're not embarrassed kwa 16 - 20.
22) wewe style your hair like Brian's, even if it doesn't work for your style.
23)You naturally have hair like Brian's.
24) If someone annoys you, wewe start imba "Death On Two Legs" to them (if wewe know the lyrics you'll understand why)
25) When your Marafiki talk about their favourite singers, wewe shake your head and say "Not as good as ol' Freddie."
26) You're the most flamboyantly dressed in the school.
27) Hammer To Fall kwa Brian is "your jam". 🎶
28) Living On My Own kwa Freddie is "your jam"🎶
29) A Kind Of Magic kwa Roger is "your jam" 🎶
30) Another One Bites The Dust kwa John is "your jam"🎶
31) If you're a guy, wewe sing Good kikale, kale fashioned Lover Boy to your girlfriend (or if you're gay, boyfriend. It doesn't matter. All that matters is wewe upendo Queen, right?)
32) If you're a guy, wewe like to dress up in drag and dance to I Want To Break Free.
33) If you're a girl, wewe like to find your most girly outfit and put on a fake moustache, and dance around to I Want To Break Free.
34) wewe feel guilty if you're playing Radio Ga Ga on somthing other than a radio.
35) wewe ask everyone wewe meet within the first 10 dakika if they like Queen.
36) wewe can't see an inch of your bedroom ukuta space, for it's obscured kwa posters of Queen.
37) wewe play Queen muziki on your violin, even though it diesn't sound good on a violin.
38) wewe sing Somebody To upendo when wewe feel like wewe can't find a boyfriend au girlfriend.
39) If you're a good artist, wewe spend all your free time drawing the members, and the Queen crest.
40) wewe know the personalities of each of the band members.
41) wewe celebrate the band members birthdays (I have the same one as Roger!)
42) wewe celebrate Queen siku (I heard it's an actual day, September 8th!)
43) wewe successfully get zaidi than 3 Marafiki hooked on Queen.
44) wewe DARE not interrupt when Queen is playing. (A picture on this club says "when Queen is playing, wewe shut the fuck up!")
45) wewe aren't allowed to listen to Queen at night because you'll get "over excited"
46) wewe songesha to London (if wewe don't live there) just to be near the Queen International shabiki Club.
47) wewe at least want to songesha to London (if wewe don't live there) just to be near the Queen International shabiki Club.
48) wewe sing Fat-Bottomed Girls in public really loud with no shame.
49) Any other band is boring to you.
50) wewe find moustaches very hot.
51) wewe relate just about anything to lyrics in a Queen song!
52) wewe sing Killer Queen in the shower. Really loud. wewe probably annoy all other members of the household.
53) When wewe need an energy kick, Don't Stop Me Now is your favourite song!
54) wewe still cry over Freddie's death when wewe hear No-One But You.
55) Even if wewe don't understand a song, wewe upendo it with all your heart.
56) wewe spend over 20 dakika just sighing contentedly, looking at a picture of the band.
57) wewe kiss the pictures of the band.
58) When wewe compliment a hot guy, wewe say he looks just like Roger in the early 80's.
59) On an average siku Queen takes up over 80% of your thought space.
60) wewe feel guilty if wewe listen to anything else.
61) wewe hate the press.
62) Your binder has stickers of Queen all over it (where do wewe find those?)
63) If someone insults Queen, wewe majorly freak out and go into a half saa speech why Queen is the greatest, and anyone who says different is a bug-brain.
64) wewe beat up whoever insults Queen.
65) wewe can talk for hours about how hot they are.
66) wewe only mouth along to Queen for fear of drowning out the radio.
67) This is what's written in your locker (or dawati if wewe have an office job) : QueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQue
enQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQuee
nQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueen
QueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQ
ueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQu
eenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQueenQue
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nQueen
68) wewe feel very emotional when wewe hear, au even think about, Bohemian Rhapsody. Sometimes wewe cry, even.
69) wewe constantly compare others to Queen until wewe get kicked out of the room (not as cute as John / not as loud as Queen / not as charming as Freddie) ect.
70) wewe pretend to fly around in a little car thing like in the Radio Ga Ga muziki video.
71) The last song wewe listened to was Queen.
72) The song wewe are listening to right now is Queen.
73) I'll take wewe to the Seven Seas Of Rhye
74) If wewe pray to Freddie, wewe end it with "I upendo you!"
75) wewe think wewe sound like a banshee compared to Freddie.
76) wewe like penguins just because they're Brian's favourite animal. (they're so cute!)
77) wewe get a jester hat just because John wears one in the I'm Going Slightly Mad video.
78) wewe watch some muziki video (I recommend I Want To Break Free and I'm Going Slightly Mad as good examples) and learn how to dance like Freddie!
79) wewe see the GLOMPED picture at the bottom of the article? wewe are now Freddie, and your unsuspecting Marafiki are John.
Thank all wewe darlings for reading! upendo and kisses to wewe all! (Freddie ended a letter to the shabiki club somewhat like this!)
Hugs and kisses to the band! XOXOXOXO
80)You end any form of uandishi about Queen with hugs and kisses to each band member! :)
Obviously!
GLOMPED
