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6:00 Am
The Park, Morning
Tuesday.
Mordecai Blue jay and Rigby.
Mordecai:Hey Rigby Lets Play call of duty modern warfare 2?
Rigby:sure wewe GONNA LOOSE MORDECAI!
*2 dakika Later*
Rigby:so what map?
Mordecai:Highrise.
at Intel has written:Don't Camp for a long time stopped on a place au wewe will die for a Noob and scream son o-
LOADED!
at teams has written:

RANGERS
SPETSNAZ
Mordecai:i will chose U.S Army rangers, them have a good spawn theme.
Rigby:i will choose Spetsnaz cus
there are evil.
Rangers LEAD THE WAY.
The other one:Lets do this.
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Mordecai:TWO
Rigby:ONE
at center of scene has written:Eliminate enemy players.
mordecai:i'm sniper!
rigby:i'm Scout!
Mordecai903 Shoot rigbybad90 On Head.
Mordecai903
First Blood!
Rigby:Grrrr i'm gonna kill wewe mordecai!
Mordecai:heh.
Mordecai903 shoots rigbybad90 on stomach.
rigby:STOP CHEATING!
rigbybad90 falls for his death
Rigby:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
mordecai:*Giggles*
Rigbybad90 throws kisu at mordecai903 Head
Rigby:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mordecai903 uses Last stand and shoots rigbybad90 on head
+50 EXP Headshot!
rigby:*cries of rage* I'm Gonna KILL wewe MORDECAI!!!!
rigby90bad accidentally shoots on his foot
rigby:THIS SUCKS!
mordecai:you can't play ever a car's game due to your smartness on games *giggles*
Django30 connected on game.
mordecai:what the?
rigby:*scared face*
mordecai903 is raped kwa his own weapon
Rigby:*laughs hard*
mordecai:*punches rigby on arm* he a cheater!
rigbybad90 watchs static for a long time and later Vanishes though the static.
Rigby:i see this on creepasta wikia!
mordecai903 dies of punda cancer
mordecai:WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
Rigby:Do i have Idea?
Django30 calls 90323 care packages and cames with juggenaut Recon
Django30
Juggenaut!
Mordecai:lets team up rigby against Django.
rigby:lets go.
rigbybad90 is killed kwa webcam
mordecai903 is killed kwa rage rabbits
django30 is behind knifed kwa rigbybad90
django30 changes team deathmatch to deathmatch
Mordecai:theres a care package containing aaaaaa........E.M.P!
rigby:take it I COVER YOU!
mordecai:come on come on just zaidi a little...
rigbybad90 is killed kwa poltergeist
rigby:THIS SUCKS! i have no zaidi lives!
Emp is ready to launch.
mordecai:game over, your loser.
*calls emp and destroys eletronics*
rigby:hey dude come here!
mordecai:alright!
*comes*
What the hell is that thing on air?
U.S Army Ranger Soldier:*screaming* EMP!!!!! ALL ELETRONICS ARE DOWN!
mordecai:our tv is off! oh crap.
Benson:WHAT I TOLD wewe TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES? GET BACK TO THE JOB au wewe ARE FIRED!
mordecai and rigby:Okay...
*The E.N.D*
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Characters

Julianna - ( OC Character )

Sandra - ( OC Character )

Linda - ( OC Character )

Mordecai - Moxy aka Mordecai

Rigby - Roxanne aka Rigby

Benson - Bertha aka Benson

Pops - Posy aka Pops

Skips - Sofia aka Skips

Margaret

Eileen

Audrey


Story :

(Starting with Mordecai and Rigby a spy movie)

Guy: Hasta La Vista! Baby!

(Movie Ends after the bomb explode)

Mordecai:Who write this movie.....This suck

Rigby:Laaame!!!

(Scene goes to Benson who is watering the plants....Then suddenly Julianna calls on his walkie talkie)

Benson:(On walkie talkie) Yes Julianna?

Julianna:Benson!Grab anyone in the park....There is something...
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"What was it like to work in the FBI with this so called Sampson?" Benson asked. "Well... It's a long story..."

"It was 1952 when me and my partner, Sampson, were working on our first case. We got a call from the FBI HQ that a dead body was found in the woods. So we went to investigate. When we got there, there was news reports and people from the press everywhere. They were asking maswali and being really nosy. We went to look at the body and get some evidence. We found out that she was raped, was tied up due to bloody rope marks, her jewelry was stolen, she was a mother and a teacher, she...
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Rigby demonstrates how hamboning can save your life (from "The Power").
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regular onyesha
hamboning
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 Rigby and Mordecai (as humans)
Rigby and Mordecai (as humans)
Regular onyesha

Episode: Kid Rock Popsicle Stand

It was like always a nice sunny siku outside a house..a house in which two Marafiki were hanging outside. Two 23 mwaka old men, one who had blue emo hair and the other with brown emo hair.

"Aw man there's nothing to do"

"I know, I'm sure something will come up"

"Mordecai! Rigby! What are wewe two doing sitting around? The new worker will be here soon!"

"Chillax Benson, we're clean, we're behaving"

"Rigby's right Benson, don't worry so much"

"I want her to feel welcome here so get your acts together and stop sitting around!!"

"Oh so this is a female worker we're...
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