Mordecai Is Not Amused

A is for the most AMAZING onyesha ever! Since there's absolutely nothing regular about REGULAR SHOW, I propose that we change the title to...Amazing onyesha instead!

B is for BENSON, the park's manager. Although he's a gumball machine, he's as sour, wamekula as the gym socks living inside your locker!

C is for COOL POLICE, cops that make sure wewe don't get to cool for school. SAY WHAT?!

D is for DEATH-KWON-DO! Learning this epic martial art-with moves like Death ngumi, punch and the Death Block-requires wewe to sport mullet and wear cutoffs. Er,nice legs,bro!

E is for EXTREME EXPLOSIONS courtesy of Mordecai and Rigby's...

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: wewe can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...

While Muscleman continued driving the car, Benson was getting sleepy.

Benson: We gotta find a hotel.
Muscleman: I saw an exit for one a while back. *turns around*
Benson: wewe idiot, you're going the wrong way!
Muscleman: We'll drive on the grass. *turns right*
Police: Hey! He's coming toward us!!
Muscleman: *runs over cop* Losers.
Benson: How about, instead of running over police officers, why don't we find the exit to the hotel?
Muscleman: It's right there dude, chill *drifts to exit*
People: *stop, and honk horns*
Muscleman: *exits highway*
Benson: What hotel are we going to?
Muscleman: There's a...