Rob & Kris Banner

Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. Not even the computer I’m uandishi this on. All you’d get out of me is a weird DVD collection.

AN: Since I am the Queen of Denial and prefer to live in blissful ignorance in my universe everyone is single.


The Best Kiss


She couldn’t believe it was over a mwaka since she stood on the same carpet answering stupid maswali of what seemed like a million of interviewers and essentially repeating the same things over and over again occasionally being embarrassed kwa his attempts at joking.

OK, that wasn’t fair, he was funny but that didn’t mean she had to...

Robert Pattinson Reaches Final Deal to nyota on 'Breaking Dawn'
Tue, 19 May 2009 23:21:11 ET

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23-year-old hottie Robert Pattinson told The Hollywood Reporter in Cannes on Tuesday, May 19 that he will nyota on "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn", the fourth and final installment of the vampire drama movies, which are based on the novels of Stephenie Meyer.

However, Summit Entertainment hasn't set the production tarehe of the flick because the British actor has a "jam-packed shooting schedule". He will fly to Vancouver, Canada in October to finish the filming of "Eclipse",...

Summary: He told her to wear something warmer but she did not listen. Not that she ever did.
Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. Not even the computer I’m uandishi this on. All you’d get out of me is a weird DVD collection.
AN: It takes place in Munich and she is not single. Don’t ask me where her BF is, I neither know nor care :)


“Achoo.” Sounded from the kitanda for the thirty-seventh time since their return from the screening.
“Bless you.” Came for the thirty-seventh time this time from the door.

“Thanks.” She murmured as she grabbed another tissue from the box and blew her nose....