Dear Journal,
OMG! Shadow walked up to me and he alisema hi, but I said-
"That's a nice virginity wewe got there, Shad... would be a shame if someone were to steal it.~"
-and buried his face into my breasts. Shadow mumbled and screamed, "Maria, dear God, HELP! Rouge wants the D!"
It was the truth though, I did want his D. So I grabbed his butt and pulled my own face over to Shadow's family jewels.
"ROUGE!! You're... CRAZY~!" Shadow yelled. STOP DOING~ UGH..." He groaned and pushed me off. "Damn, Rouge, learn to grow the f**k up!"
"But Shadow...~" I cooed. "It's only a little lick...~"
"Damnit, Rouge," he growled, and walked off.
BOYS. ARE. SO. UGH!!!
Love,
Rouge the Bat 😘
OMG! Shadow walked up to me and he alisema hi, but I said-
"That's a nice virginity wewe got there, Shad... would be a shame if someone were to steal it.~"
-and buried his face into my breasts. Shadow mumbled and screamed, "Maria, dear God, HELP! Rouge wants the D!"
It was the truth though, I did want his D. So I grabbed his butt and pulled my own face over to Shadow's family jewels.
"ROUGE!! You're... CRAZY~!" Shadow yelled. STOP DOING~ UGH..." He groaned and pushed me off. "Damn, Rouge, learn to grow the f**k up!"
"But Shadow...~" I cooed. "It's only a little lick...~"
"Damnit, Rouge," he growled, and walked off.
BOYS. ARE. SO. UGH!!!
Love,
Rouge the Bat 😘
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas.
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the beach, pwani with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: wewe haven't alisema that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run kwa the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's...
