Don't be racist, I Am A Building

Starring:
Sarvente
Ruvyzvat
Selever
Rasazy
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Setting: The Mid-Fight Masses church at noon
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A normal siku at the church.
Sarvente: hujambo guys!
Ruvyzvat: What?
Sarvente: I have an idea!
Ruvyzvat: Wait. Hold that thought.
Sarvente: I CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT, I'M BUSTING TO TELL wewe RIGHT NOW, I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO GIVE wewe MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND wewe TELL ME TO HOLD IT IN!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS wewe THINK wewe HAVE THE RIGHT TO--
Ruvyzvat: Please, just tell us. We gotta go nyumbani in a few minutes.
Sarvente: Ok, so... what if we... ask Mike Geno...

TW: Cursing

Nokama: hujambo guys!
Whenua: What?
Nokama: I have an idea!
Vakama: Wait babe, hold that thought.
Nokama: I CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT, I'M BUSTING TO TELL wewe RIGHT NOW!! I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO TELL wewe MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND wewe TELL ME TO HOLD IT IN?? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALL THESE YEARS, wewe THINK wewe HAVE THE RIGHT TO--
Whenua: Please just tell me, I have to go nyumbani and feed my cats.
Nokama: *Inhale, sighs* Ok. What ifff weee... ask the Turaga if wewe guys can do some live shows with me?
Me: But I'm not even a part of the Toa...
Vakama: Yeah, and...