wewe all know the drill kwa now - I upendo me some Q&A. These maswali were invented kwa Kelly (shoutout to her). And now:
1. What's your favourite clothing accessory? Rings and earrings, especially big dangly earrings and/or earrings shaped like various objects. I have earrings shaped like peace signs, tigers, snow globes, and crabs, among other things.
2. How do wewe like your coffee? With milk, plenty of sugar (or at least honey au maple syrup), and some other add-in to give it flavour. My favourite add-in is kakao powder, closely followed kwa pumpkin, boga spice blend. (Closes eyes in delightful chakula memory)
3. Do wewe upendo nostalgia? Absolutely! And I mean proper nostalgia, not the kind where someone likes the fashion and the muziki and stuff but still claims that the modern era has the best values and is the best time to be alive! (That makes me so mad....)
4. What's your favourite milkshake flavour? The same favourite flavour that has my undying loyalty and that I choose for everything – I speak, of course, of chocolate.
5. If wewe were a dog, what breed would wewe be? Maybe a poodle, like that chemsha bongo I took said. Either that au one of those breeds that looks really small and fluffy, but is actually extremely fiesty. Although I think I'd actually be a cat, not a dog at all.
6. Do wewe have a sarcastic side? Oh, definitely. The only reason wewe haven't seen it is because it's pretty hard to be sarcastic on the Internet. No tone of voice au rolling of eyes involved.
7. What are your least favourite muziki genres? Heavy metal, rap, and anything electronic. I'm also not too fussed about classical. What is the point of a ten-minute song with NO WORDS??
8. What is your least favourite movie genre? Again, just like when answering the swali about my favourite movie genre, it's all about how the movie was done. I could like au dislike a movie from any genre depending on what they did with it.
9. keki au muffins? Sorry, muffins, it's no contest! “Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles” - I don't know who alisema this, but it's a favourite quote.
10. What shades of your favourite colours do wewe like best? Hm... I never really thought about this before! I just like really bright, vivid shades of any colour, including red and my runners-up pink and orange. The only colour I can think of that I have particular favourite shades of is blue – I like cerulean and the colour of the autumn sky.
11. What's your favourite fruit? Apples. They're so easy to eat; wewe just grab, wash, and munch. No need to find a utensil, get messy peelings everywhere, au even to sit down. Taste good, too.
12. If wewe had a boat, what would wewe name it? I don't know now! Kelly and Antonia took all the best names! (Great boat-naming skills, wewe two, I am impressed!)
13. If wewe could turn the ocean into a liquid other than water, which one would wewe pick? chokoleti milkshake? No – salted caramel, karmeli milkshake, just to keep the salt theme going! But – we are assuming that all sea life will suddenly be able to survive in this new liquid, right? Okay, good. But really, I don't think I'd want the ocean to be anything other than water. The sound of flowing water is just too soothing... it might be tasty, but I doubt the sound of flowing salted caramel, karmeli milkshake would be quite the same.
14. What do wewe value most in life? Happiness, total fulfilment, the ability to be yourself without being censored. And Beatles.
15. What's your favourite holiday? Purim, which as I've alisema before is the Jewish holiday where wewe dress up in costume and exchange goodie baskets.
16. Would wewe rather know the history of every object wewe touched au be able to talk to animals? Probably talk to animals. I think I'd have zaidi use for that one. The first would be handy if wewe were a collector of valuable antiques au really liked true stories. It might even be good when vintage shopping, for identifying which pieces were really made in the sixties. But there'd also be too much chance of finding out something I didn't want to hear. No – I think I'll go with talking to animals, and let everyone be impressed kwa how all these wanyama are always drawn to me.
17. Do wewe prefer ice cream cones au snow cones? No contest there, I'll take the ice cream any day. Much creamier and sweeter.
18. What is your favourite mythological animal? I – don't know. I really don't know. I wish I knew, but I can't think of anything!
19. In your opinion, which singer/band has the worst fanbase? I really don't pay attention to other bands' fanbases, to be honest.
20. If the Beatles invited wewe to spend a siku with them, would wewe accept it? Um – yeah, obviously!
1. What's your favourite clothing accessory? Rings and earrings, especially big dangly earrings and/or earrings shaped like various objects. I have earrings shaped like peace signs, tigers, snow globes, and crabs, among other things.
2. How do wewe like your coffee? With milk, plenty of sugar (or at least honey au maple syrup), and some other add-in to give it flavour. My favourite add-in is kakao powder, closely followed kwa pumpkin, boga spice blend. (Closes eyes in delightful chakula memory)
3. Do wewe upendo nostalgia? Absolutely! And I mean proper nostalgia, not the kind where someone likes the fashion and the muziki and stuff but still claims that the modern era has the best values and is the best time to be alive! (That makes me so mad....)
4. What's your favourite milkshake flavour? The same favourite flavour that has my undying loyalty and that I choose for everything – I speak, of course, of chocolate.
5. If wewe were a dog, what breed would wewe be? Maybe a poodle, like that chemsha bongo I took said. Either that au one of those breeds that looks really small and fluffy, but is actually extremely fiesty. Although I think I'd actually be a cat, not a dog at all.
6. Do wewe have a sarcastic side? Oh, definitely. The only reason wewe haven't seen it is because it's pretty hard to be sarcastic on the Internet. No tone of voice au rolling of eyes involved.
7. What are your least favourite muziki genres? Heavy metal, rap, and anything electronic. I'm also not too fussed about classical. What is the point of a ten-minute song with NO WORDS??
8. What is your least favourite movie genre? Again, just like when answering the swali about my favourite movie genre, it's all about how the movie was done. I could like au dislike a movie from any genre depending on what they did with it.
9. keki au muffins? Sorry, muffins, it's no contest! “Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles” - I don't know who alisema this, but it's a favourite quote.
10. What shades of your favourite colours do wewe like best? Hm... I never really thought about this before! I just like really bright, vivid shades of any colour, including red and my runners-up pink and orange. The only colour I can think of that I have particular favourite shades of is blue – I like cerulean and the colour of the autumn sky.
11. What's your favourite fruit? Apples. They're so easy to eat; wewe just grab, wash, and munch. No need to find a utensil, get messy peelings everywhere, au even to sit down. Taste good, too.
12. If wewe had a boat, what would wewe name it? I don't know now! Kelly and Antonia took all the best names! (Great boat-naming skills, wewe two, I am impressed!)
13. If wewe could turn the ocean into a liquid other than water, which one would wewe pick? chokoleti milkshake? No – salted caramel, karmeli milkshake, just to keep the salt theme going! But – we are assuming that all sea life will suddenly be able to survive in this new liquid, right? Okay, good. But really, I don't think I'd want the ocean to be anything other than water. The sound of flowing water is just too soothing... it might be tasty, but I doubt the sound of flowing salted caramel, karmeli milkshake would be quite the same.
14. What do wewe value most in life? Happiness, total fulfilment, the ability to be yourself without being censored. And Beatles.
15. What's your favourite holiday? Purim, which as I've alisema before is the Jewish holiday where wewe dress up in costume and exchange goodie baskets.
16. Would wewe rather know the history of every object wewe touched au be able to talk to animals? Probably talk to animals. I think I'd have zaidi use for that one. The first would be handy if wewe were a collector of valuable antiques au really liked true stories. It might even be good when vintage shopping, for identifying which pieces were really made in the sixties. But there'd also be too much chance of finding out something I didn't want to hear. No – I think I'll go with talking to animals, and let everyone be impressed kwa how all these wanyama are always drawn to me.
17. Do wewe prefer ice cream cones au snow cones? No contest there, I'll take the ice cream any day. Much creamier and sweeter.
18. What is your favourite mythological animal? I – don't know. I really don't know. I wish I knew, but I can't think of anything!
19. In your opinion, which singer/band has the worst fanbase? I really don't pay attention to other bands' fanbases, to be honest.
20. If the Beatles invited wewe to spend a siku with them, would wewe accept it? Um – yeah, obviously!
