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faithful: We’re seven weeks into Ryan Murphy’s slasher comedy, yet we’re no closer to unmasking the killer(s) than we were when poor Deaf Taylor Swift got her head mowed off in the pilot.

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Sure, we know that Gigi is calling the shots in this operation, thanks largely to last night’s phone call in which she literally said, “We are murderers, hell-bent on revenge. I told you this. That is our brand.” But beyond that, do we really know…

Outside of Pete and Grace’s consistently earnest-yet-fruitless commitment to cracking this case, most episodes merely consist of in-fighting amongst the Chanels, a game of Who — or

, the death of a relatively unimportant side character. (To be fair, though, those Chanel fights are golden and I’m totally ‘shipping Chad with that goat.)

Another thing: While I’ve enjoyed the bloodshed thus far, where are all the

murders? I initially assumed that one of the reasons for having such an enormous cast was to make it easier to pick each character off one by one, but with the grand total of dead series regulars remaining at zero, I’m starting to question my theory. The most pivotal character killed thus far, outside of special ghost star Ariana Grande, has been Sam, more commonly known as “Predatory Lez,” who sort of almost shared a romantic something with Chanel No. 3 — but then didn’t.

: Give us clues, or give us kills. Both would be preferable, but at this point — with only five episodes left in the season — I’d settle for just one.

? Are you loving it without question, or are there a few tweaks you’d make to optimize your enjoyment? Whatever you’re thinking, drop it in a comment below.

Don’t we know that Boone is somehow involved too? We haven’t actually seen him in action with the killing, but we do know that he faked his own death by the Red Devil.

We do, but that just adds another bullet point of frustration to my list: Why drop that in the premiere, then go weeks without ever showing him?

Because Nick Jonas is super busy and only a guest star but he’ll be back next week with that epically horrible beard so yay!

We also know that the baby was a girl so that’s at least one more clue. I agree that we should be getting more clues but I’m excited to see how fast it starts moving now that we’re approaching the end :)

It’s a pretty terrible show and I’m unsure why I’m still even watching. Maybe it’s because I always like the concept of a horror TV show, especially a slasher whodunnit,. And also because Niecy Nash is a bit of a saving grace in this mess (the fact that she wasn’t in last night’s episode made it harder to watch). Otherwise, Scream Queens is failing hard. It’s not that funny, it’s not scary or creepy, and it’s definitely not smart. It’s just silly and dumb and over-the-top. The acting is mostly bad. The writing is sloppy. No one of importance has been killed yet, which like you pointed out should have been happening, what with such a large cast (that’s the whole point). Maybe I’d at least get a thrill out of watching some of these actors get killed in fun ways. But the show can’t even provide that.

Also, can they put Hester back in the neckbrace and turn her back into the interesting character she was in the first couple episodes instead of the typical slutty, backstabbing sorority girl character she has become since?

I thought this season had 15 episodes? But yes I agree with everything in this article. It’s enjoyable to watch but the second the episode is over, I’ve forgotten I’ve even watched it at all.

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