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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using muziki from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's zaidi ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and upinde wa mvua Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would wewe like to be my friend?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this pink bitch!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, wewe did not just use that word.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I didn't call wewe a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and wewe are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, wewe two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

inayofuata morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to upinde wa mvua Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag upinde wa mvua Dash!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once upinde wa mvua Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: upinde wa mvua Dash, long time no see.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen wewe in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: upinde wa mvua Dash, an explanation por favor?
upinde wa mvua Dash: You're German. Why are wewe speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this gppony, pony is starting to annoy me.)
upinde wa mvua Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna jiunge us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see wewe later.
Gilda: We'll?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet wewe after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks kuvuka, msalaba a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are wewe going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a mto factory* Oh, a mto factory. I know they'll be salama there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link

Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. wewe hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal Marafiki blown up in a mto factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: wewe scared them!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here upinde wa mvua Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: wewe are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her bata Marafiki blown up at a mto factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at the mto factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did wewe do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're Marafiki with her, I can't be Marafiki with you. *Fights upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a wingu of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go upinde wa mvua Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go upinde wa mvua Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

upinde wa mvua Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon Lost a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* wewe all suck!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure wewe will be Marafiki with her again.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of muziki we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final onyesha for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored kwa everyone being in black & white.

Episode 8

Thomas Percy & The Coal

It was a beautiful siku on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.

"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."

"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."

"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." alisema Sean.

"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."

"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.

Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was kwa him resting.

"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."

"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.

"And kwa the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look salama to me."

But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.

"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined kwa the coal dust. "Get me out!"

Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.

"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. wewe look disgraceful."

"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"

It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his inayofuata train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.

Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.

"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." alisema Percy.

inayofuata morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.

"Have a drink," alisema his driver. The water tower was inayofuata to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.

"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"

Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.

That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.

"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. wewe do know that, don't you?"

"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I alisema yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."

They also learned to be zaidi careful with coal.

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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
upinde wa mvua Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See wewe inayofuata week.