Song: link
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I Lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if wewe won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How wewe guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the sekunde half of our onyesha here for wewe tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. upinde wa mvua Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Right. So now that wewe know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Not amused* wewe really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do wewe do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An saa
upinde wa mvua Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes wewe have.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can wewe hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as upinde wa mvua Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do wewe have anything to say before wewe do this?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
muziki Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the muziki ponies were playing the instrumental part of One kwa Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
muziki Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
upinde wa mvua Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If wewe give them the stuff, yeah.
upinde wa mvua Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did wewe do that for?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have to tell wewe guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No!! I don't even know where wewe got that from! Also, why did wewe tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's disgusting! wewe shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did wewe crash into my house?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: wewe have wings. How could wewe lose control?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* upinde wa mvua Dash, I saw wewe out there! That was awesome!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when wewe brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, wewe told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't wewe have something wewe wanted to tell us?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are wewe thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do wewe read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then wewe don't have to worry about it.
The inayofuata day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving wewe a pair of wings to compete against upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If wewe win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There wewe are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo punda out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think upinde wa mvua Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her bunduki at upinde wa mvua Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at upinde wa mvua Dash, but misses*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Nearly gets hit kwa the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, au whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* wewe muthafuckin' white punda cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on upinde wa mvua Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots upinde wa mvua Dash in the leg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a wingu fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! wewe know what? I don't even know why I keep putting wewe in this show!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash, please save me!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope wewe can!! I hope you're right!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: wewe know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, wewe ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. wewe left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
upinde wa mvua Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Marafiki au not.
Now this is the end. If wewe liked this episode, good for you. Become a shabiki of it, and leave a comment. If wewe didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. wewe should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope wewe still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing zaidi of me in the inayofuata episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor kwa a small mashua called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the mashua with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to wewe Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have wewe bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* wewe guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with wewe all.
Sean: We like working with wewe too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up zaidi passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright wewe guys. I'll see wewe tomorrow.
Jim watched his Marafiki leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
inayofuata morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up zaidi passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats inayofuata to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of junk, taka has been replaced kwa us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, zaidi work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do zaidi work here then wewe ever could.
Palmetto: wewe better keep your mouth shut stripe face, au wewe won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* wewe have to get my passengers off of that ship, au you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: wewe haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased kwa Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to jiunge forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, au passengers. Jim was much zaidi useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use guns even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
inayofuata day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: hujambo Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do wewe trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and wewe won't get one unless wewe get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting zaidi work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All wewe do is stick your microphone out bila mpangilio places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be zaidi then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of wewe to catch on fire.
Palmetto: wewe know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were wewe serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am kwa the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See wewe then.
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I Lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if wewe won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How wewe guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the sekunde half of our onyesha here for wewe tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. upinde wa mvua Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Right. So now that wewe know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Not amused* wewe really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do wewe do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An saa
upinde wa mvua Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes wewe have.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can wewe hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as upinde wa mvua Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do wewe have anything to say before wewe do this?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
muziki Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the muziki ponies were playing the instrumental part of One kwa Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
muziki Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
upinde wa mvua Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If wewe give them the stuff, yeah.
upinde wa mvua Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did wewe do that for?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have to tell wewe guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No!! I don't even know where wewe got that from! Also, why did wewe tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's disgusting! wewe shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did wewe crash into my house?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: wewe have wings. How could wewe lose control?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* upinde wa mvua Dash, I saw wewe out there! That was awesome!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when wewe brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, wewe told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't wewe have something wewe wanted to tell us?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are wewe thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do wewe read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then wewe don't have to worry about it.
The inayofuata day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving wewe a pair of wings to compete against upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If wewe win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There wewe are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo punda out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think upinde wa mvua Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her bunduki at upinde wa mvua Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at upinde wa mvua Dash, but misses*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Nearly gets hit kwa the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, au whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* wewe muthafuckin' white punda cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on upinde wa mvua Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots upinde wa mvua Dash in the leg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a wingu fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! wewe know what? I don't even know why I keep putting wewe in this show!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash, please save me!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope wewe can!! I hope you're right!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: wewe know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, wewe ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. wewe left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
upinde wa mvua Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Marafiki au not.
Now this is the end. If wewe liked this episode, good for you. Become a shabiki of it, and leave a comment. If wewe didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. wewe should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope wewe still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing zaidi of me in the inayofuata episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor kwa a small mashua called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the mashua with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to wewe Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have wewe bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* wewe guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with wewe all.
Sean: We like working with wewe too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up zaidi passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright wewe guys. I'll see wewe tomorrow.
Jim watched his Marafiki leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
inayofuata morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up zaidi passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats inayofuata to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of junk, taka has been replaced kwa us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, zaidi work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do zaidi work here then wewe ever could.
Palmetto: wewe better keep your mouth shut stripe face, au wewe won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* wewe have to get my passengers off of that ship, au you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: wewe haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased kwa Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to jiunge forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, au passengers. Jim was much zaidi useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use guns even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
inayofuata day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: hujambo Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do wewe trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and wewe won't get one unless wewe get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting zaidi work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All wewe do is stick your microphone out bila mpangilio places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be zaidi then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of wewe to catch on fire.
Palmetto: wewe know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were wewe serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am kwa the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See wewe then.