Song: link
Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops inayofuata to Orion, and Kevin* hujambo wewe two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Jerry from Trainz, and let's see what our schedule is like.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Trainz
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters
Kevin: Six Shooters? I wonder what that's about.
Orion: Cops in Cape May. That'll be a blast.
Jerry: But first, we got the other two shows coming your way.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 30
Bartholomew's Departure
June 12, 1953
Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.
Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: hujambo Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for wewe so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did wewe do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards inayofuata to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, wewe better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*
No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all kwa itself.
Bartholomew: Great Orion. wewe see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: wewe nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.
Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.
Pete: I know wewe want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having wewe sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took wewe so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the gppony, pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive wewe motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see wewe in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.
Meanwhile at the train yard.
Bartholomew: *Sitting kwa signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did wewe make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would wewe want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are wewe leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.
Fourty five dakika later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.
Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease wewe any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call wewe back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to wewe about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... wewe just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: wewe did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: wewe get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the siku that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.
Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me wewe were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish wewe the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill wewe when wewe leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about wewe choose which part of the cake wewe want first?
Bartholomew: wewe got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do wewe plan on doing once wewe get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go songesha to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that wewe mention that, wewe do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of wewe need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.
At the end of the party
Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: wewe know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be zaidi difficult to get a taxi in night then wewe can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: wewe didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if wewe ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if wewe want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers wewe can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with wewe all the way.
The end
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
The season 4 premiere begins.
Song: link
Jerry: Season 3 is over already? Well, can't wait to see what happens in season 4. inayofuata up is another season finale. The final episode to season 1 of Trainz.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 22: Something Different
For weeks, panzer was aliyopewa the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.
Panzer: I have been getting the same assignment over, and over again. It's annoying, and I wanna do something different.
Kenny: If it helps, be thankful that you're not pulling heavy trains like me, Tony, and Tito.
Panzer: I know, but getting the same assignment over, and over again is boring. I wanna do something different.
Robert: Talk to Mr. Bruce about it.
Panzer: Yeah, about that...
Flashback
Panzer: hujambo Mr. Bruce, can wewe give me a different assignment? I've been getting the same job for too long now, and-
Mr. Bruce: I DON'T CARE! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!!
After the flashback, panzer left the yards.
The inayofuata siku he was talking to Robert.
Panzer: I am just really irritated about how I get the same job everyday. It's been going on for weeks.
Robert: wewe know what I would do?
Panzer: No, and I don't want to hear it. *Leaves*
panzer had a plan of his own. He saw that Kenny would be taking the empty freight cars from the Hunterdon Central to be loaded with new supplies. Tony, and Tito were to pull the train with him.
Panzer: I got it. *Goes to freight train*
Tito: *Coupled to the train with Tony*
Panzer: *Arrives* Where is Kenny?
Tony: Not here yet.
Panzer: When will he get here?
Tony: Soon.
Panzer: I better take this train with wewe guys. wewe might be late if wewe wait for Kenny.
Tito: Did Mr. Bruce tell wewe to do this?
Panzer: Uhm.. Yes.
Tony: Alright then, let's go.
panzer quickly coupled up to the train, and took off with Tito, and Tony. As soon as the last car was disappearing over the horizon, Kenny arrived.
Kenny: Where is Tito, and Tony?!
Worker: They left without you. panzer took your spot.
Kenny: Those two have proven to be... Very... Annoying.
panzer was enjoying himself. For weeks, he was aliyopewa the same assignment, and now he was on the mainline pulling a freight train with Tito, and Tony. All three of them were heading to Mossberg Harbor.
However, someone was waiting for Panzer's arrival.
Mr. Bruce: *In his car at the harbor* Panzer, wewe are in a lot of trouble!
Panzer: Oh no.
Mr. Bruce: When wewe get back to Zorrin, I will scream at wewe from the juu of my lungs.
Indeed he did. He wasn't happy with panzer switching jobs without permission, but he stood up to Mr. Bruce.
Panzer: wewe constantly give me the same job every day. It's been going on for weeks, and I'm sick of it.
Mr. Bruce: wewe do as you're told, au else-
Panzer: au else what? You'll lock me inside the roundhouse all day? That'll be better then getting the same job I've been getting for over twenty days. wewe give me a different assignment, au don't give me any at all!
Mr. Bruce was at a loss of words. Until now, no one has ever talked back to him.
Mr. Bruce: Now that wewe mention it, I do believe giving wewe the same job is not right. I will give wewe a different assignment first thing tomorrow.
Mr. Bruce was not lying. That's exactly what he did, and panzer was pleased.
The End
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Jerry: And with that, we conclude our first half of the onyesha tonight. See wewe later at 8:30.
Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops inayofuata to Orion, and Kevin* hujambo wewe two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Jerry from Trainz, and let's see what our schedule is like.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Trainz
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters
Kevin: Six Shooters? I wonder what that's about.
Orion: Cops in Cape May. That'll be a blast.
Jerry: But first, we got the other two shows coming your way.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 30
Bartholomew's Departure
June 12, 1953
Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.
Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose* Now to just take off the markers.
Wilson: hujambo Bart. How did things go?
Bartholomew: Very good. *Takes markers off caboose* How have things been for wewe so far?
Wilson: Oh, not too bad.
Orion: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engine*
Bartholomew: What did wewe do so far?
Wilson: Well, I saw Hawkeye, and Stylo bring in a freight train from Denver. They were pulling the train here with a Challenger.
Bartholomew: Ah, interesting. Where are they anyway?
Wilson: At the station.
Orion: *driving engine backwards inayofuata to freight train*
Wilson: Oh, wewe better uncouple that caboose so that Orion can get it off the train.
Bartholomew: Quite right. *Uncouples caboose*
Orion: *Drives back onto track that the freight train is on*
Bartholomew: *Shouting* It's uncoupled!!
Orion: *drives to train*
Coffee Creme: You're going too fast!
Orion: Great, then I can get fired. *Crashes into train*
No one was hurt, but Orion crashed into the freight train so hard, that it rolled down the hump all kwa itself.
Bartholomew: Great Orion. wewe see what you've done?
Orion: Yep, and I'm proud of it!
Coffee Creme: wewe nincompoop.
Red Rose: *Looking at runaway freight with binoculars* They're gonna crash into a tank car...
Bartholomew: Better a tank car then a chemical car-
Red Rose: Carrying chemicals!!
Bartholomew: What?!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The freight train crashed into the tank car with the chemicals, because it was going too fast.
Wilson: Wow, and I thought I've seen it all back at Korea.
Bartholomew: Stick around with Orion, and Gordon, then you'll want to be fighting in Korea again.
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.
Pete: I know wewe want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having wewe sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took wewe so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the gppony, pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive wewe motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see wewe in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.
Meanwhile at the train yard.
Bartholomew: *Sitting kwa signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did wewe make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would wewe want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are wewe leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.
Fourty five dakika later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.
Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease wewe any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call wewe back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to wewe about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... wewe just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: wewe did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: wewe get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the siku that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.
Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me wewe were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish wewe the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill wewe when wewe leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about wewe choose which part of the cake wewe want first?
Bartholomew: wewe got me cake?
Pete: Yes sir, vanilla cake, with oranges on it.
Bartholomew: My favorite. Thank you.
Pete: You're welcome.
Bartholomew: *Takes slice of cake*
Hawkeye: What do wewe plan on doing once wewe get out of here?
Bartholomew: I might go work on another railroad. I'll go songesha to Manehattan, and find a job for the Neigh York Central.
Stylo: Sounds like a good plan.
Hawkeye: It also seems like everypony that's british, and living in Equestria wants to live in Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Now that wewe mention that, wewe do make a good point. *Eating cake* Mmmh, very delicious.
Gordon: I want some cake too. *takes big slice*
Coffee Creme: Leave some for everypony else.
Gordon: Don't be ridiculous. All of wewe need to lose weight.
Coffee Creme: Yeah, sure we do.
At the end of the party
Bartholomew: *waiting for taxi*
Hawkeye: wewe know it's gonna be hard to find a taxi at 7:30 PM.
Bartholomew: Not necessarily. It may be zaidi difficult to get a taxi in night then wewe can in the morning, but it's not hard.
Hawkeye: Just saying.
Orion & Pete: *Walk to front of station*
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi*
Bartholomew: Well, this is it.
Orion: Don't kill him.
Pete: Shut up Orion.
Stylo: Goodbye Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good bye all of you. *gets in taxi* Airport please.
Taxi Pony: *drives away*
Orion: wewe didn't kill him, good.
Pete: Of course I didn't kill him. Listen to me, if wewe ever want to quit, don't be afraid. Nothing bad is going to happen if wewe want to leave.
Orion: Meh, I want to stay here. You'll need all the engineers wewe can get.
Pete: Not necessarily, but I'm glad you're sticking with us.
Orion: I'll stick with wewe all the way.
The end
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
The season 4 premiere begins.
Song: link
Jerry: Season 3 is over already? Well, can't wait to see what happens in season 4. inayofuata up is another season finale. The final episode to season 1 of Trainz.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 22: Something Different
For weeks, panzer was aliyopewa the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.
Panzer: I have been getting the same assignment over, and over again. It's annoying, and I wanna do something different.
Kenny: If it helps, be thankful that you're not pulling heavy trains like me, Tony, and Tito.
Panzer: I know, but getting the same assignment over, and over again is boring. I wanna do something different.
Robert: Talk to Mr. Bruce about it.
Panzer: Yeah, about that...
Flashback
Panzer: hujambo Mr. Bruce, can wewe give me a different assignment? I've been getting the same job for too long now, and-
Mr. Bruce: I DON'T CARE! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!!
After the flashback, panzer left the yards.
The inayofuata siku he was talking to Robert.
Panzer: I am just really irritated about how I get the same job everyday. It's been going on for weeks.
Robert: wewe know what I would do?
Panzer: No, and I don't want to hear it. *Leaves*
panzer had a plan of his own. He saw that Kenny would be taking the empty freight cars from the Hunterdon Central to be loaded with new supplies. Tony, and Tito were to pull the train with him.
Panzer: I got it. *Goes to freight train*
Tito: *Coupled to the train with Tony*
Panzer: *Arrives* Where is Kenny?
Tony: Not here yet.
Panzer: When will he get here?
Tony: Soon.
Panzer: I better take this train with wewe guys. wewe might be late if wewe wait for Kenny.
Tito: Did Mr. Bruce tell wewe to do this?
Panzer: Uhm.. Yes.
Tony: Alright then, let's go.
panzer quickly coupled up to the train, and took off with Tito, and Tony. As soon as the last car was disappearing over the horizon, Kenny arrived.
Kenny: Where is Tito, and Tony?!
Worker: They left without you. panzer took your spot.
Kenny: Those two have proven to be... Very... Annoying.
panzer was enjoying himself. For weeks, he was aliyopewa the same assignment, and now he was on the mainline pulling a freight train with Tito, and Tony. All three of them were heading to Mossberg Harbor.
However, someone was waiting for Panzer's arrival.
Mr. Bruce: *In his car at the harbor* Panzer, wewe are in a lot of trouble!
Panzer: Oh no.
Mr. Bruce: When wewe get back to Zorrin, I will scream at wewe from the juu of my lungs.
Indeed he did. He wasn't happy with panzer switching jobs without permission, but he stood up to Mr. Bruce.
Panzer: wewe constantly give me the same job every day. It's been going on for weeks, and I'm sick of it.
Mr. Bruce: wewe do as you're told, au else-
Panzer: au else what? You'll lock me inside the roundhouse all day? That'll be better then getting the same job I've been getting for over twenty days. wewe give me a different assignment, au don't give me any at all!
Mr. Bruce was at a loss of words. Until now, no one has ever talked back to him.
Mr. Bruce: Now that wewe mention it, I do believe giving wewe the same job is not right. I will give wewe a different assignment first thing tomorrow.
Mr. Bruce was not lying. That's exactly what he did, and panzer was pleased.
The End
Song: link
Jerry: And with that, we conclude our first half of the onyesha tonight. See wewe later at 8:30.