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Carter: What is love?! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
Jesse: No more!
Wilson: Hey, wewe already had your show.
Metal Gloss: It's time for those back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.
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Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 37
Accidents Happen
February 14, 1954
Hawkeye: *Driving engine pulling ten new engines*
Colt: *Taking nails out of tracks* These would be great to give to our grandfather.
Filly: And our father.
Hawkeye: *Sees colt, and blows horn*
Filly: A train is coming. Get off those tracks now.
Colt: *Gets off tracks*
Hawkeye: *Drives train off tracks*
The nails that the mwana-, mwana-punda took out were supposed to be there. Without the nails, the tracks weren't secure enough to be driven on.
Colt: *Goes to derailed engines* Sir, are wewe okay?!
Hawkeye: *Comes out of engine* I got a cut near my eye. *Bleeding* I can't believe this happened.
Filly: We can take wewe to our house, and make wewe feel better.
Hawkeye: Yeah, sure. Thank wewe for your kind hospitality.
Colt: It's this way. *Walks to house*
Hawkeye: *Following colt*
Filly: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: So, what are your names?
Colt: Michael.
Filly: Debbie.
Hawkeye: wewe know, it's interesting. I know somepony named Michael that works for the Southern Pacific Railway. I never met him, but my boss sometimes talks with him on the telephone.
Colt: We can't use the telephone. We're too young.
Hawkeye: Ah, you'll get old enough someday.
Colt: *Arrives at house* We're here.
Hawkeye: *Looking around house* Nice place wewe got here.
Dad: *Arrives* Kids, who is this stallion?
Michael: He's a railway worker. Look what happened to his train!
Dad: *Looks at derailed train* wewe weren't taking any nails out from the train tracks, were you?
Michael: Sorry dad. We wanted to give you, and grandpa a gift.
Dad: Yeah, but I told wewe ten times, not to take the nails out of a railroad track!
Hawkeye: Could we not argue with the little ones?
Dad: *Sees injury* Hey, that cut looks pretty bad.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I noticed. It's close to my eye.
Dad: I'll go get my tools. *Goes upstairs*
Hawkeye: Do wewe have a phone around here? I need to make a call to the Cheyenne Train station.
Debbie: Sure. It's right in the dinning room, kwa our table.
Hawkeye: *sees phone* Thanks. *Making call*
There was a knock on the door
Dad: *Comes downstairs* I'll get it. *Opens door* Yes?
Pony: Power company. I regret to inform wewe that the power lines are down. They will be back up, and your electricity will be back within five minutes.
Hawkeye: *Puts phone down* Great. Just when wewe need something, it's unusable.
Pete was waiting at Cheyenne for the new engines. He didn't know that Hawkeye got derailed, and was in need of help.
Pete: Where is he? Pierce should be here kwa now!
Gordon: He's probably slacking off. wewe know how much he likes to do that.
Stylo: He doesn't slack off, that's your job.
Gordon: I do my work!
Pete: Hey, enough arguing. It's not getting us anywhere. Now, what do wewe think happened?
Stylo: I believe he got his train derailed. He needs our help quickly.
Pete: Alright, wewe get the cranes, and I'll tell Percy, and Jeff to go inspect the tracks.
Stylo: Right.
Meanwhile at the house Hawkeye was at.
Hawkeye: So, wewe two kids live with your dad, and grandfather?
Michael: Yes. What's your name?
Hawkeye: Pierce Hawkins, but my Marafiki call me Hawkeye.
Debbie: It's nice to meet wewe Pierce.
Michael: Are we your friends?
Hawkeye: Sure. wewe two seem like nice little ponies. What do wewe two like to do?
Michael: I play ball with my dad, but when he can't play with me, I play mpira wa kikapu kwa myself.
Debbie: I jump rope, and sometimes draw chalk on our driveway.
Hawkeye: That sounds nice. I think while I'm waiting for the power to come back, I'll play with wewe two for a while.
Michael: What about the stitches our dad put in you?
Hawkeye: They'll be fine. He alisema as long as nothing hits it, like a basketball, it should be alright.
Michael: Okay.
So Hawkeye, and the little ponies went out to play.
Debbie: *Drawing princess Celestia on sidewalk with chalk*
Hawkeye: *Drawing a star, and then looks at his derailed train*
Debbie: *Sees derailed train* When are they going to get your train back on the tracks?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. I just hope that they get it back on the tracks soon.
Michael: *Throwing mpira wa kikapu at mpira wa kikapu hoop*
Dad: *Arrives* Michael, wewe look like you're getting better.
Michael: Hawkeye taught me how to throw the ball towards the square on the backboard. As long as wewe hit it, the ball will go through the hoop.
Dad: Who's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Oh, that's me. I'm drawing chalk with Debbie. Just look at her drawing of Princess Celestia. It looks really nice, doesn't it?
Dad: *Sees drawing* That is really nice. Good work Debra.
Debbie: Thanks daddy.
Dad: *Sees derailed train* There's a lot of locomotives, and no rolling stock.
Debbie: Rolling stock?
Hawkeye: That's what some ponies call the cars that an engine pulls. There's a lot of cars for trains. Passenger cars, box cars, flat cars, tank cars, all kinds of cars. wewe can put a lot of things in a train, and all those cars are built for certain things to be put in.
Michael: hujambo Dad, do you, and Hawkeye wanna play baseball with me?
Dad: Sure, I don't see why not.
Hawkeye: I'll play. Do wewe wanna play with us Debbie?
Debbie: Oh, I don't really play baseball.
Hawkeye: Ah, that's okay. I'm sure wewe can do really good on my team.
Electric Pony: *Arrives* Sir?
Dad: Yes?
Electric Pony: Power lines are back up. *Looks at Hawkeye* wewe can make that call wewe were trying to make.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Sorry kids, but it looks like I have to get back to work.
Michael, and Debbie stayed outside to play with their dad, and Hawkeye went inside to make the phone call.
Hawkeye: *Calling Cheyenne Trainstation*
Pete: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Cheyenne Trainstation of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce.
Pete: What have wewe been up to?
Hawkeye: My train has been derailed. Could wewe send some cranes over to get them back on the tracks?
Pete: I already did. Percy, and Jeff will be there too. They're gonna inspect the track.
Hawkeye: Okay good. Thank you. *Hangs up*
Grandfather: *Comes downstairs* How did wewe get in my house?
Hawkeye: wewe must be Michael's grandfather. Hi, I'm Marafiki with your son, and grandson. The name is Pierce Hawkins.
Grandfather: Piercing Hooker?
Hawkeye: No, Pierce Hawkins!
Grandfather: Pierced Hawk Inn?
Hawkeye: P-I-E-R-C-E, that's Pierce. H-A-W-K-I-N-S! Hawkins! Pierce Hawkins!
Grandfather: Oh, now I understand. Nice to meet wewe Fierce Pumpkin.
Hawkeye: ..... (What an idiot.) *Walks away*
Percy: *Drives over to Hawkeye in a truck*
Hawkeye: Percy, so good to see wewe again.
Percy: Come with me.
Hawkeye: With pleasure. Thank wewe for saving me.
Percy: *Drives over to derailed train*
Hawkeye: So, did wewe notice some spikes have been taken out?
Percy: Yeah, we noticed. Are wewe hurt?
Hawkeye: Well, wewe probably haven't noticed, but I had a cut near my eye. The stallion at that house I was staying at helped me though.
Percy: Oh, good. *Stops near derailed train*
Jeff: I just put in new spikes.
Percy: Good. Now Stylo can come with the cranes, and get the train back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: Alright. Good.
Michael: *Runs over* Pierce! You'll come visit us again, will you?
Percy: *Sees colt* Hey, wewe shouldn't be near here.
Hawkeye: It's fine Percy. Michael, I'll do my best, but working on the railway is very busy, and important. Hopefully, wewe could come visit me.
Michael: Yeah!
Hawkeye: Alright, sounds good.
Dad: Michael, get back here!
Hawkeye: Alright, wewe better get back to your dad.
Michael: Thanks again Hawkeye. *Runs to his dad*
Percy: He seems like a nice colt.
Hawkeye: wewe should see his sister.
Stylo: *Pushing cranes towards derailed train*
Hawkeye: Okay, get the train back on the rails.
Workers: *Using cranes to put train back on rails*
Hawkeye: I'll be back in Cheyenne soon.
Percy: wewe are in Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: I meant at the train station.
A few days later, at Michael's house.
Michael: *Eating PB&J*
Dad: *Hears doorbell ring* I'll get it. *Goes to door, and opens it*
Hawkeye: Hi father.
Dad: wewe again.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I brought, you, your father, and your children some presents.
Michael: Hawkeye's here!
Hawkeye: Hello Michael. *Shows big box* I got wewe a model train set.
Debbie: What did wewe get me?
Hawkeye: I got wewe a new box of chalk, and a jumprope.
Debbie: Awesome!
Hawkeye: And for your father, a nice tie, some ink to his typewriter, and a nice fedora to go with it.
Dad: I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't mention it. All gifts from me to you.
Grandfather: What about me?
Hawkeye: Oh, don't worry. I got a gift for you. *Shows a brand new watch* Made entirely out of gold.
Grandfather: It's beautiful.
Hawkeye: I'm glad wewe like your gifts, but I must go now. *Leaves house*
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye, and Gordon go to court.
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Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do wewe swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to wewe Coffee Creme. Do wewe swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do wewe swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want wewe to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: wewe never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told wewe to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 dakika later
Judge: Did wewe like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. wewe may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are wewe going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat wewe up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when wewe were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to ngumi, punch Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: wewe can go quit if wewe don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well wewe will not do your job. If wewe try to do what you're supposed to do, wewe will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another gppony, pony on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: wewe really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting inayofuata to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying wewe were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the siku February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did wewe think of Gordon's actions when he told wewe to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: wewe can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if wewe will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset kwa what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When wewe say surprised, do wewe mean like an angry kind of surprised, au just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank wewe Jeffery. wewe may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit inayofuata to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when wewe saw that Gordon was in charge, how did wewe feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, wewe did nothing wrong. wewe were just disobeying pointless orders aliyopewa to wewe kwa an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, au you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that siku at the train station.
Pete: I knew wewe would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner au later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
Carter: What is love?! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
Jesse: No more!
Wilson: Hey, wewe already had your show.
Metal Gloss: It's time for those back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 37
Accidents Happen
February 14, 1954
Hawkeye: *Driving engine pulling ten new engines*
Colt: *Taking nails out of tracks* These would be great to give to our grandfather.
Filly: And our father.
Hawkeye: *Sees colt, and blows horn*
Filly: A train is coming. Get off those tracks now.
Colt: *Gets off tracks*
Hawkeye: *Drives train off tracks*
The nails that the mwana-, mwana-punda took out were supposed to be there. Without the nails, the tracks weren't secure enough to be driven on.
Colt: *Goes to derailed engines* Sir, are wewe okay?!
Hawkeye: *Comes out of engine* I got a cut near my eye. *Bleeding* I can't believe this happened.
Filly: We can take wewe to our house, and make wewe feel better.
Hawkeye: Yeah, sure. Thank wewe for your kind hospitality.
Colt: It's this way. *Walks to house*
Hawkeye: *Following colt*
Filly: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: So, what are your names?
Colt: Michael.
Filly: Debbie.
Hawkeye: wewe know, it's interesting. I know somepony named Michael that works for the Southern Pacific Railway. I never met him, but my boss sometimes talks with him on the telephone.
Colt: We can't use the telephone. We're too young.
Hawkeye: Ah, you'll get old enough someday.
Colt: *Arrives at house* We're here.
Hawkeye: *Looking around house* Nice place wewe got here.
Dad: *Arrives* Kids, who is this stallion?
Michael: He's a railway worker. Look what happened to his train!
Dad: *Looks at derailed train* wewe weren't taking any nails out from the train tracks, were you?
Michael: Sorry dad. We wanted to give you, and grandpa a gift.
Dad: Yeah, but I told wewe ten times, not to take the nails out of a railroad track!
Hawkeye: Could we not argue with the little ones?
Dad: *Sees injury* Hey, that cut looks pretty bad.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I noticed. It's close to my eye.
Dad: I'll go get my tools. *Goes upstairs*
Hawkeye: Do wewe have a phone around here? I need to make a call to the Cheyenne Train station.
Debbie: Sure. It's right in the dinning room, kwa our table.
Hawkeye: *sees phone* Thanks. *Making call*
There was a knock on the door
Dad: *Comes downstairs* I'll get it. *Opens door* Yes?
Pony: Power company. I regret to inform wewe that the power lines are down. They will be back up, and your electricity will be back within five minutes.
Hawkeye: *Puts phone down* Great. Just when wewe need something, it's unusable.
Pete was waiting at Cheyenne for the new engines. He didn't know that Hawkeye got derailed, and was in need of help.
Pete: Where is he? Pierce should be here kwa now!
Gordon: He's probably slacking off. wewe know how much he likes to do that.
Stylo: He doesn't slack off, that's your job.
Gordon: I do my work!
Pete: Hey, enough arguing. It's not getting us anywhere. Now, what do wewe think happened?
Stylo: I believe he got his train derailed. He needs our help quickly.
Pete: Alright, wewe get the cranes, and I'll tell Percy, and Jeff to go inspect the tracks.
Stylo: Right.
Meanwhile at the house Hawkeye was at.
Hawkeye: So, wewe two kids live with your dad, and grandfather?
Michael: Yes. What's your name?
Hawkeye: Pierce Hawkins, but my Marafiki call me Hawkeye.
Debbie: It's nice to meet wewe Pierce.
Michael: Are we your friends?
Hawkeye: Sure. wewe two seem like nice little ponies. What do wewe two like to do?
Michael: I play ball with my dad, but when he can't play with me, I play mpira wa kikapu kwa myself.
Debbie: I jump rope, and sometimes draw chalk on our driveway.
Hawkeye: That sounds nice. I think while I'm waiting for the power to come back, I'll play with wewe two for a while.
Michael: What about the stitches our dad put in you?
Hawkeye: They'll be fine. He alisema as long as nothing hits it, like a basketball, it should be alright.
Michael: Okay.
So Hawkeye, and the little ponies went out to play.
Debbie: *Drawing princess Celestia on sidewalk with chalk*
Hawkeye: *Drawing a star, and then looks at his derailed train*
Debbie: *Sees derailed train* When are they going to get your train back on the tracks?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. I just hope that they get it back on the tracks soon.
Michael: *Throwing mpira wa kikapu at mpira wa kikapu hoop*
Dad: *Arrives* Michael, wewe look like you're getting better.
Michael: Hawkeye taught me how to throw the ball towards the square on the backboard. As long as wewe hit it, the ball will go through the hoop.
Dad: Who's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Oh, that's me. I'm drawing chalk with Debbie. Just look at her drawing of Princess Celestia. It looks really nice, doesn't it?
Dad: *Sees drawing* That is really nice. Good work Debra.
Debbie: Thanks daddy.
Dad: *Sees derailed train* There's a lot of locomotives, and no rolling stock.
Debbie: Rolling stock?
Hawkeye: That's what some ponies call the cars that an engine pulls. There's a lot of cars for trains. Passenger cars, box cars, flat cars, tank cars, all kinds of cars. wewe can put a lot of things in a train, and all those cars are built for certain things to be put in.
Michael: hujambo Dad, do you, and Hawkeye wanna play baseball with me?
Dad: Sure, I don't see why not.
Hawkeye: I'll play. Do wewe wanna play with us Debbie?
Debbie: Oh, I don't really play baseball.
Hawkeye: Ah, that's okay. I'm sure wewe can do really good on my team.
Electric Pony: *Arrives* Sir?
Dad: Yes?
Electric Pony: Power lines are back up. *Looks at Hawkeye* wewe can make that call wewe were trying to make.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Sorry kids, but it looks like I have to get back to work.
Michael, and Debbie stayed outside to play with their dad, and Hawkeye went inside to make the phone call.
Hawkeye: *Calling Cheyenne Trainstation*
Pete: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Cheyenne Trainstation of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce.
Pete: What have wewe been up to?
Hawkeye: My train has been derailed. Could wewe send some cranes over to get them back on the tracks?
Pete: I already did. Percy, and Jeff will be there too. They're gonna inspect the track.
Hawkeye: Okay good. Thank you. *Hangs up*
Grandfather: *Comes downstairs* How did wewe get in my house?
Hawkeye: wewe must be Michael's grandfather. Hi, I'm Marafiki with your son, and grandson. The name is Pierce Hawkins.
Grandfather: Piercing Hooker?
Hawkeye: No, Pierce Hawkins!
Grandfather: Pierced Hawk Inn?
Hawkeye: P-I-E-R-C-E, that's Pierce. H-A-W-K-I-N-S! Hawkins! Pierce Hawkins!
Grandfather: Oh, now I understand. Nice to meet wewe Fierce Pumpkin.
Hawkeye: ..... (What an idiot.) *Walks away*
Percy: *Drives over to Hawkeye in a truck*
Hawkeye: Percy, so good to see wewe again.
Percy: Come with me.
Hawkeye: With pleasure. Thank wewe for saving me.
Percy: *Drives over to derailed train*
Hawkeye: So, did wewe notice some spikes have been taken out?
Percy: Yeah, we noticed. Are wewe hurt?
Hawkeye: Well, wewe probably haven't noticed, but I had a cut near my eye. The stallion at that house I was staying at helped me though.
Percy: Oh, good. *Stops near derailed train*
Jeff: I just put in new spikes.
Percy: Good. Now Stylo can come with the cranes, and get the train back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: Alright. Good.
Michael: *Runs over* Pierce! You'll come visit us again, will you?
Percy: *Sees colt* Hey, wewe shouldn't be near here.
Hawkeye: It's fine Percy. Michael, I'll do my best, but working on the railway is very busy, and important. Hopefully, wewe could come visit me.
Michael: Yeah!
Hawkeye: Alright, sounds good.
Dad: Michael, get back here!
Hawkeye: Alright, wewe better get back to your dad.
Michael: Thanks again Hawkeye. *Runs to his dad*
Percy: He seems like a nice colt.
Hawkeye: wewe should see his sister.
Stylo: *Pushing cranes towards derailed train*
Hawkeye: Okay, get the train back on the rails.
Workers: *Using cranes to put train back on rails*
Hawkeye: I'll be back in Cheyenne soon.
Percy: wewe are in Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: I meant at the train station.
A few days later, at Michael's house.
Michael: *Eating PB&J*
Dad: *Hears doorbell ring* I'll get it. *Goes to door, and opens it*
Hawkeye: Hi father.
Dad: wewe again.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I brought, you, your father, and your children some presents.
Michael: Hawkeye's here!
Hawkeye: Hello Michael. *Shows big box* I got wewe a model train set.
Debbie: What did wewe get me?
Hawkeye: I got wewe a new box of chalk, and a jumprope.
Debbie: Awesome!
Hawkeye: And for your father, a nice tie, some ink to his typewriter, and a nice fedora to go with it.
Dad: I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't mention it. All gifts from me to you.
Grandfather: What about me?
Hawkeye: Oh, don't worry. I got a gift for you. *Shows a brand new watch* Made entirely out of gold.
Grandfather: It's beautiful.
Hawkeye: I'm glad wewe like your gifts, but I must go now. *Leaves house*
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye, and Gordon go to court.
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Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do wewe swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to wewe Coffee Creme. Do wewe swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do wewe swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want wewe to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: wewe never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told wewe to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 dakika later
Judge: Did wewe like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. wewe may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are wewe going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat wewe up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when wewe were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to ngumi, punch Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: wewe can go quit if wewe don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well wewe will not do your job. If wewe try to do what you're supposed to do, wewe will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another gppony, pony on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: wewe really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting inayofuata to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying wewe were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the siku February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did wewe think of Gordon's actions when he told wewe to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: wewe can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if wewe will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset kwa what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When wewe say surprised, do wewe mean like an angry kind of surprised, au just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank wewe Jeffery. wewe may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit inayofuata to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when wewe saw that Gordon was in charge, how did wewe feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, wewe did nothing wrong. wewe were just disobeying pointless orders aliyopewa to wewe kwa an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, au you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that siku at the train station.
Pete: I knew wewe would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner au later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
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